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 PRESS CONFERENCE
Kishion: Good evening everybody thanks for being here tonight. Kilo and Karim were supposed to answer questions at the same time but due to a brawl between both men we'll have to have them on stage separately. Kilo shall come out first.
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Reporter 1: Good Evening Mr. Maluga, can I call you that?
or would you prefer to be referred to as Champ? Or perhaps Mr. Kilo?
Kilo: You can call me many things, a coward you cannot. Proceed with questions please. When I'm not busy plundering YABAI's hype I am training in the gym full time.
Reporter 1: Sorry champ, ill be quick. How is that training going so far? Rumor have been floating around that Puno has been giving you trouble in sparing. Critiques are citing your fight schedule saying you are over worked. Is there any truth to this?
Kilo: Iron sharpens iron. I have much respect for the Puno's. Fidel and Kajun are legends of the sport. But Jeronimo Puno couldn't last 9 seconds in cage with me. I think him and Karim share same mother. People think I am over worked, over trained, under paid, and under appreciated, and yes it's all true, but Just Bleed Gods demand blood.
Reporter 1: Speaking of blood, people are also saying your blood tribute in the previous fight wasn't enough. What do you sat to this?
Kilo: There can never be enough blood.
Reporter 2: Will Karim Johnson be the toughest test of your career?
Kilo: Absolutely not.
Reporter 2: If not him, then who?
Kilo: Conor is the best Heavyweight not named Kilo Maluga.
Reporter 3: Some have said the "Memphis Factor" may play a roll in Karim's path to victory, do you think this may set him apart from your other opponents?
Kilo: Next weeks headline: Karim gets Yung Dolph'd. City of Memphis mourning again.
Reporter 4: Your former rival Mister Mcnasty recently retired. Some, including Mcnasty himself, are saying you're power changes careers. What's do you have to say to this?
Kilo: It's true. Once the blood tribute is paid in full the Gods bless me with the power to send souls into the shadow realm. I've cracked Conor's chin 3 times now. He may fall, but he comes back. He pays the Gods in blood. So there are exceptions, but only the most worthy.
Reporter 5: Now we know about the blood tributes. But what about the virgins? Rumors are swirlings that Kilo plows through more virgins in a training camp than a extremist can dream of. What's the word on this?
Kilo: Just like the Russians and the Japanese at Nanking, I am entitled to the spoils of war. To the victor goes the spoils, that is law.
Reporter 6: People have Called into question you competition (Island Boy) saying it doesn't match up to that of Karim Johnsons being the man to end the reign of Hiro as well as champion of org of the year 2021 Combate and GOAT org GAMMA
Kilo:
Karim Johnson got smashed by McNasty and fled to GAMMA. And then Ghengis Kahn made Karim look like Bugs bunny in a pink dress in round 1. Come on man, I crush these guys.
Reporter 7: Our final question for the evening, what's your prediction for the fight?
Kilo: First round knockout. Lots of blood. And still champion.
Kishion: Thank you everybody, we will have Karim here as soon as Kilo's team clears the building.
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Kishion: okay so who has the first question for Karim?
Reporter 1: How's your training camp going?
Karim: i wanted to train at altitude for this fight but the rest of the camp didn't want to go abroad, i suggested going to Ben Nevis (the highest mountain in Britain) but the lads said it was too far from London. In the end we trained in Santino's flat which is on the 5th floor and 2 streets down from the gym, i hope it pays off.
Reporter 1: rumors are swirling about the legendary sparing sessions between you a Cedric De Boise. How do you feel about his chances in the Co-Main event?
Karim: CDB is a beast, if he could stay out of the fromangerie he could go down to 185lbs and fight guys his own height but the man loves his cheese. He got sloppy for a moment and paid a big price in their last fight but he is so focussed right now i see him knocking Gary spark out!
Reporter 2: You had a rough patch coming into the GAMMA going 1-2 to start. What did you change to lead to the recent success?
Karim: I was partying way too much, the success came so early i got caught up in the high life. Now i'm more mature and professional in the way i lead my life that i only go out 5 or 6 nights a week and it has paid dividends.
Reporter 3: What do you say to the critics who cite your Mister Mcnasty loss reason to doubt you chances against Kilo?
Karim: I was embroiled in contract negotiations with 3 different promotions all offering me the world and i took my eye off the ball and as a result Mcnasty almost took my head off my shoulders. i'm coming into this Maluga fight with my sight firmly on the target so he can expect a tough fight.
Reporter 4: what are The weaknesses you see in Kilos game and what will be you gameplan come fight night?
Karim: You have to respect Maluga, the man goes all out every time regardless if he wins or loses, all 44 of his fights have finished. I've watched him a long time and i know that is he is bleeder, he has been hit so many times his whole face is one big scar tissue and i could open that up with a slap. He said he wants to meet in the middle, i want to meet in middle too, he can provide the blood and i will provide the Carnage, i reckon the judges can put their feet up for this one
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