 |
AFL ~ A Rival Is Born PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
|
|
|
|
Undercard bout
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smooth Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smooth Helmet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
 |
|
 |
| 225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
|
190 cm
25
206 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin |
|
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Smooth Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jorge Garcia and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks gassed!
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Penn takes it in his stride.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a head kick that half lands.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Smooth Helmet dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Penn tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
BJ Penn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Penn.
A head kick misses from Penn.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Smooth Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet lands a head kick. Penn smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a head kick but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Penn takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Penn.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Penn takes it in his stride.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Penn moves out of range easily.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet connects with a high kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Smooth Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight for Smooth Helmet!
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Smooth Helmet!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Smooth Helmet!
Smooth Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
7% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Undercard bout
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirty Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
|
|
 |
| 170 cm
25
208 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
|
225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
|
Good wrestler
Brawler
Tends to cut |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dirty Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Carwin!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Jorge Garcia and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a series of strikes that have Carwin backpedaling.
It looks like Shane Carwin has been cut.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet is breathing heavily.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Danga de danga de dang - Helmet scores with a four punch combination!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Dirty Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Carwin in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirty Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Shane Carwin's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Carwin avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carwin misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carwin.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Carwin avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Carwin avoids it well.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Helmet throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
A head kick misses from Carwin.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Carwin slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet tries to bum rush Carwin with a series of wild strikes but Carwin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Carwin throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Carwin.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carwin moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carwin tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Carwin.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a combination. Carwin tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Carwin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carwin dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Carwin throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Carwin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Carwin throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dirty Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Dirty Helmet!
Dirty Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
5% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Undercard bout
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
 |
|
|
| 193 cm
25
204 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
|
225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
|
Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Left hook, right uppercut from Helmet.
It looks like Tito Ortiz has been cut.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet is breathing heavily.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet feints a jab promting Ortiz to slip. Helmet then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Ortiz slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horny Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Ortiz in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Horny Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Helmet scores with a one two! Ortiz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with the combination.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Horny Helmet dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Helmet.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
A nice combination there by Helmet.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
And that's the end of the fight!
Horny Helmet showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Helmet has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Horny Helmet wins by unanimous decision!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
5% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Undercard bout
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sexy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shogun Rua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sexy Helmet has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
 |
|
 |
| 179 cm
25
202 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
|
150 cm
25
210 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
|
Decent wrestler
Good elbows
Powerful |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sexy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shogun Rua!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Rua looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rua lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Helmet circles away quickly and effectively.
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
No joy there for Rua, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rua.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Rua misses with a wild combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rua moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Rua looks gassed!
A punch combination from Rua misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Rua throws a right and a left that Helmet avoids nicely.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Rua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Rua swinging wildly here.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Rua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rua moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Rua misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a right hand that Rua ducks under and follows up with a left that Rua also avoids with ease.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A punch combination from Rua misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Rua throws a right hand that Helmet ducks under and follows up with a left that Helmet also avoids with ease.
Rua slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Rua.
Rua throws a nice looking combination but Helmet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Rua swinging wildly here.
Rua tries to bum rush Helmet with a series of wild strikes but Helmet uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet dodges the punch combination from Rua.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet dodges the punch combination from Rua.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right hand that Rua ducks under and follows up with a left that Rua also avoids with ease.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
A combination from Rua does no damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rua throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Rua swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Rua misses with the combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That round was too close to call.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Rua swinging wildly here.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Rua misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua avoids them all with ease.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rua.
Rua misses with a double jab.
Rua misses with a few strikes there.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Rua throws a right hand that Helmet ducks under and follows up with a left that Helmet also avoids with ease.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rua misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Rua lands a two punch combo.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Rua looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rua throws a right and a left that Helmet avoids nicely.
Rua throws a nice looking combination but Helmet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Rua.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rua misses with the combination.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rua circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rua circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Rua misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rua rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Helmet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rua throws a right and a left that Helmet avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua avoids them all with ease.
Rua misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Rua misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rua circles away quickly and effectively.
Rua throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rua throws a right and a left that Helmet avoids nicely.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Rua.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rua misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua avoids them all with ease.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Sexy Helmet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Rua avoids it well.
Rua misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Rua avoids it well.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rua in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Helmet dodges the punch combination from Rua.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
A combination from Rua does no damage.
Sloppy strikes from Rua. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet dodges the punch combination from Rua.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Rua looks to land a combination but Helmet avoids it well.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rua throws a nice looking combination but Helmet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Some wild striking there from Rua.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rua.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rua misses with a two punch combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Rua tries to bum rush Helmet with a series of wild strikes but Helmet uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Rua lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Helmet circles away quickly and effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Shogun Rua will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Rua looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rua throws a right hand that Helmet ducks under and follows up with a left that Helmet also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Rua misses with the combination.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Rua looks to land a combination but Helmet avoids it well.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Rua avoids it well.
Rua looks to land a combination. Helmet sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rua fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Rua.
Rua tries to bum rush Helmet with a series of wild strikes but Helmet uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rua misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet dodges the punch combination from Rua.
Rua lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Helmet circles away quickly and effectively.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
No joy there for Rua, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rua throws a right and a left that Helmet avoids nicely.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rua moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Rua throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet dodges the punch combination from Rua.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Rua looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Rua lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Helmet circles away quickly and effectively.
Rua dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet tries to bum rush Rua with a series of wild strikes but Rua uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rua lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Helmet circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rua throws a nice looking combination but Helmet bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rua misses with a wild combination.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rua misses with a two punch combination.
Rua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Helmet.
Rua throws a right hand that Helmet ducks under and follows up with a left that Helmet also avoids with ease.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rua.
Rua misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rua swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Rua moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
Rua fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Rua avoids it well.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Rua closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Rua misses with a series of wild punches.
Rua throws a series of punches but Helmet avoids them all with ease.
Rua lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Helmet circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Rua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rua misses with the combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Rua throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
No joy there for Rua, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rua throws a right and a left that Helmet avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Rua avoids nicely.
Rua misses with a two punch combination.
Rua swinging wildly here.
No joy there for Rua, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rua swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Rua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Rua throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Shogun Rua.
Well Rua has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight for Shogun Rua!
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight for Shogun Rua!
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight for Shogun Rua!
Shogun Rua wins by unanimous decision!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
2% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Undercard bout
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Lidell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucky Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
 |
|
 |
| 225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
|
190 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong |
|
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck Lidell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucky Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Bruno Lombardi and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lidell throws a sloppy head kick
and Helmet counters with a stiff right hand.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Helmet goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lidell throws a lazy head kick
and Helmet counters with a right hand to the body.
Lidell moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Helmet throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lidell really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lidell throws a head kick that misses
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Helmet scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lidell takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lidell is breathing heavily.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Lidell moves out of range easily.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Lidell takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Helmet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Helmet!
Helmet scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lidell doesn't seem bothered though.
Lidell needs to keep his hands up - Helmet had a free shot at his head there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Lidell takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Chuck Lidell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet moves into the clinch.
Helmet lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lidell backwards.
A right hand to the body from Helmet.
A left hand lands to the body for Helmet.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Helmet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet has Lidell pushed against the ropes.
A right handed body shot lands from Helmet.
Helmet misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lidell.
Helmet lands a shoulder strike.
Helmet will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Lidell up against the ropes.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Lidell as Helmet tries to tie him up.
A hook to the body from Helmet.
A right hand to the body from Helmet.
Helmet lands a body shot.
Helmet lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lidell backwards.
Helmet manages to break the clinch.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Lidell takes it in his stride.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
A head kick by Lidell misses
and Helmet counters with a body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lidell takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Helmet lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lidell takes a step back to recover.
Helmet cracks the inside of Lidell's front leg.
Lidell tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet scores with a head kick. Lidell tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lidell's calf.
Helmet lands a high kick!
Helmet lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lidell is rocked!
Helmet throws a powerful right kick. Lidell tried to block low but the kick was high! Lidell was taken right off of his feet! Helmet jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lucky Helmet!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Undercard bout
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Angry Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
|
|
 |
| 195 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
|
225 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
|
Good wrestler
Basic striking
Intelligent |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Angry Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jon Jones!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Joseph Jones and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Helmet.
Jones blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Jones moves out of range easily.
Jones has his takedown stuffed
and Helmet counters with a nice leg kick.
Angry Helmet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet throws a quick inside leg kick.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Jones off balance momentarily.
Helmet turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jones avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Helmet digs a good hook to Jones's body.
Donk. Helmet catches Jones right on the button with a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Helmet throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jones looks gassed!
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Helmet lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Helmet lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Helmet forces Jones back against the ropes and clinches.
Helmet lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Jones takes a shot to the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Helmet takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Helmet working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Helmet.
Helmet controlling the action here for a moment.
Helmet comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jones being controlled against the ropes.
Helmet throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Helmet lands an elbow that stopped Jones in his tracks for a moment.
Helmet lands a hook that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet missing with knees to the body.
Jones is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jones managing to block the knees to the body from Helmet.
Helmet pushes Jones back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Helmet lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Helmet putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jones takes an elbow to the temple.
Helmet is working Jones over against the ropes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Helmet pressing his opponent against the ropes.
Helmet lands a nice shot to the body.
Jones has Helmet pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Helmet manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.
Helmet lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Helmet displaying some good clinch control by pressing Jones up against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Helmet - that landed with a thud.
Helmet trying to land knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet tries to land knees in the clinch but Jones avoids the damage to the body.
Helmet leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Helmet seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Jones goes for a takedown attempt but Helmet pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Angry Helmet has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Jones.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Helmet lands a front kick.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Jones stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Jones off balance momentarily.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet scores with a kick to the body.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Crunch! Helmet slams his shin into Jones's torso.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Jones's side.
Jones has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Helmet.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Jones avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Helmet, right into the meat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Helmet lands a leg kick that knocks Jones off balance momentarily.
Angry Helmet is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Helmet swings for the body but Jones moves out of range.
Helmet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
Jones takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jones tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jones takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Angry Helmet dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Helmet uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Jones shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Jones was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Jones avoids the attempt from Helmet to control.
Jones controlling his opponent.
Helmet has given up his back.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Helmet has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Jones has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Helmet taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Jones doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jon Jones!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Undercard bout
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alter Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Alter Helmet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
 |
|
 |
| 225 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
|
190 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Good chin |
|
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Diaz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alter Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, David Schapiro and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Diaz is breathing heavily.
A shot to the liver by Helmet. Beautiful body shot.
Helmet cracks the inside of Diaz's front leg.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Good leg kick by Helmet there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Helmet looks to score with a jab to the body but Diaz is just out of range.
Diaz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Diaz on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A good leg kick by Helmet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diaz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
An inside leg kick lands from Helmet.
Diaz sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Diaz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Diaz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Diaz on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Alter Helmet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Helmet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Helmet lands with a slapping head kick.
Helmet lands with a kick to the temple. Diaz shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Helmet thows a body kick. Diaz tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Diaz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Helmet.
Diaz avoids a kick to the body.
Helmet changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body punch from Helmet.
Helmet delivers a nice body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Helmet moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
Diaz gets cracked there but stands up to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Helmet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Helmet. Diaz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Helmet scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Diaz rather than just go for the knockout.
Helmet scores with a leg kick.
Diaz takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Helmet thumps Diaz with a low kick.
Helmet fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Diaz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice straight punches there by Helmet. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Helmet.
Helmet smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Helmet jabs Diaz to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A solid leg kick lands there for Helmet.
Helmet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Helmet throws a quick inside leg kick.
Helmet scores with a jab.
Diaz on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Helmet. Helmet obviously looking to wear him down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
Helmet chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Diaz takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Helmet lands with a hook. Diaz tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Diaz takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
Diaz misses with a takedown attempt
and Helmet counters with a nice low kick that buckles Diaz's knee momentarily.
Diaz takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Helmet avoids the body shot from Diaz.
Diaz walks forward, straight into a front kick from Helmet.
Diaz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Helmet.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet connects with a looping right hand.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Helmet works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Helmet cracks the inside of Diaz's front leg.
Helmet cracks the inside of Diaz's front leg.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet thuds his right hand into Diaz's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Diaz avoids the body shot from Helmet.
Diaz is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Helmet lands a nice hook to Diaz's body. Diaz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Helmet pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Alter Helmet is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Helmet lands with a cross.
Helmet is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Diaz had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Helmet tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diaz was well out of range. Poor timing from Helmet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good shot there by Helmet.
Helmet pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Helmet throws a nice head kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alter Helmet dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Diaz steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Helmet. That one must have hurt.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Diaz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Helmet lands a high kick!
Helmet looks to score with a jab to the body but Diaz is just out of range.
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A looping hook to the body misses from Helmet. Diaz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Helmet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Helmet has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A nice leg kick lands there from Helmet.
Helmet thuds his shin into the meat of Diaz's side.
Helmet throws a front kick that sends Diaz stumbling back into the ropes.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Diaz.
Helmet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Diaz takes a kick to the side of the head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Diaz fails with the takedown
and Helmet counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Helmet throws a head kick but Diaz moves out of range.
Helmet works Diaz's body with a nice hook.
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Helmet scores with a spinning back kick!
Diaz gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Diaz takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Diaz misses with a leg kick
and Helmet counters with an outside leg kick.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet just misses with a punch to the body.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Diaz might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Diaz blocks a low kick nicely.
Helmet checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Diaz moves out of range of the leg kick from Helmet.
Helmet throws the kick towards the body but Diaz avoids it.
Diaz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Helmet.
Helmet thows a body shot but no joy.
Diaz tries to land a front kick but Helmet steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diaz. Helmet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Helmet lands with a thumping leg kick.
Helmet thumps Diaz with a low kick.
Helmet throws a body kick that misses.
Helmet cracks Diaz with a right hand to the side of the head.
Helmet dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Diaz. That did some damage!
Diaz moves away from the strike by Helmet.
Alter Helmet seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Diaz swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Helmet counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Helmet lands a right hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Helmet.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Diaz will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Diaz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Helmet is looking to slow Diaz down with leg kicks.
Helmet misses with a wild body shot.
Diaz thows a body shot but no joy.
Helmet fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diaz manages to avoid it.
Helmet tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diaz was well out of range. Poor timing from Helmet.
Diaz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet loads up on a big right hand but Diaz slips the punch.
Diaz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Diaz blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Diaz misses with a low kick as Helmet jumps back.
Helmet swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diaz takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Diaz looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Diaz is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Diaz content just to control the position here.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Helmet can do anything to dispel that myth.
Diaz throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Helmet has his hands clasped together but Diaz breaks the hold and Helmet is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Diaz!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Nick Diaz!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
76% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Co-main event
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sad Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sad Helmet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
 |
|
 |
| 225 cm
25
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
|
185 cm
25
208 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Good in bed |
|
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Couture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sad Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, John Kavanagh and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Couture moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sad Helmet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Couture blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Couture blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Couture moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet looks gassed!
Couture drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Couture sitting in guard here, content to control.
Couture really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Couture slips nicely into half guard.
Couture passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Helmet!
Couture controlling from mount.
Couture's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Helmet tries to improve his position but Couture has taken his back! Couture has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Helmet tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Couture pushes Helmet away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Randy Couture!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
52% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Main event
|
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rampage Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rampage Jackson is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
 |
|
 |
| 225 cm
25
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
|
190 cm
25
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Good chin |
|
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rampage Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Steve Montenegro and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Helmet looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jackson takes a swing at Helmet's ribcage but misses.
Jackson throws a body punch but Helmet moves out of range.
Jackson misses with a takedown attempt
and Helmet counters with a nice body kick.
Jackson avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Jackson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet tries to close the distance and clinch but Jackson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Jackson thows a body shot but no joy.
Helmet slips a jab and a cross from Jackson.
Jackson misses with a straight left.
Jackson closes the distance and clinches up with Helmet, looking for a takedown. Jackson pushes Helmet against the ropes but Helmet circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jackson was well out of range. Poor timing from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Helmet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet throws a body punch but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet keeps Jackson at a distance using the push kick.
Helmet looks for the body kick but Jackson saw that one coming.
Helmet lands a front kick.
Jackson avoids the body shot from Helmet.
Helmet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jackson's head.
It looks like Rampage Jackson has been cut.
A clash of legs there as Jackson blocks the low kick.
Helmet throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Helmet.
Jackson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jackson avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet scoring well with a low kick there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Helmet. That's going to slow Jackson down.
Jackson is breathing heavily.
Jackson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Helmet moves away.
Helmet connects with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jackson blocks the body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Jackson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A head kick from Helmet lands but Jackson takes it in his stride.
Helmet tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet cracks Jackson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Jackson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Helmet.
Happy Helmet is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jackson blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Jackson blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a half hearted mid kick.
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice body kick from Helmet.
Jackson will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jackson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Helmet fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jackson.
Helmet bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Helmet misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet lands with a shot to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Helmet finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Helmet connects with a leg kick. Jackson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Helmet tries to land a front kick but Jackson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Helmet lands a nice looking body kick.
Helmet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jackson is looking to wear down Helmet with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Helmet throws a head kick but Jackson moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a kick to the body.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jackson blocks a head kick by Helmet.
Helmet lands a head kick. Jackson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jackson bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Helmet is looking to regain half guard here but Jackson keeps moving and retains side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson tries to advance to mount but Helmet denies him.
Helmet wants to control but Jackson postures up.
Helmet is looking for a sweep.
Jackson trying to control the position but Helmet is working away.
Helmet is looking for a sweep.
Jackson is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Helmet looks calm but he's in trouble here. Jackson gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Helmet is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Jackson lets go of the hold and Helmet can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rampage Jackson!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
76% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
