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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Pox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fuckwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to call to prayer. Pox is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Awesome God. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



191 cm
32
194 lbs
19 - 11 - 1
188 cm
33
200 lbs
31 - 12 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed


Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version
Jihad Fight Gear-Outkast Infidels Version


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Pox!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pox pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fuckwell is out of range and Pox settles back down.
Pox misses with a wild combination.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell connects with a body shot.
Fuckwell throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pox on the side of the head.
Fuckwell thumps Pox with a low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pox looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fuckwell dodges the punch combination from Pox.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pox is looking to clinch.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pox tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pox tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fuckwell lands a jab to Pox's midsection.
Pox tries a head kick but it misses.
Pox uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pox.
Pox tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Fuckwell counter with a right hand.
Fuckwell looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell moves out of range of the body kick from Pox.
Fuckwell lands with a hook. Pox tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pox throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Pox tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fuckwell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fuckwell throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fuckwell takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pox misses with a leg kick
and Pox takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pox throws a low kick but Fuckwell avoids it.
Fuckwell throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pox.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pox tries to clinch up but Fuckwell circles away and keeps his distance.
Pox misses with a low kick.
Pox pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pox ducks right into an uppercut from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Nice jab there from Fuckwell.
Pox tries to clinch up.
Pox tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuckwell swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pox.
Pox ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Pox throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Pox tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fuckwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Pox has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Pox chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fuckwell can pounce on him.
Pox takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Fuckwell lands with a right hand.
Fuckwell throws out a powerful jab.
Pox misses with a body kick.
Pox lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fuckwell's sensitive parts.
Fuckwell fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pox tries to clinch there but Fuckwell circles away.
Pox throws a body kick that misses
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.
Pox is looking to clinch.
Pox misses with a leg kick
and Fuckwell counters with a good low kick that Pox was not able to check.
Pox has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fuckwell finds it's way round the side to connect with Pox's head.

Pox is rocked!
Fuckwell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pox sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pox is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckwell finish him?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a looping right.
Pox uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Fuckwell backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Pox's temple! It sends Pox violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Fuckwell celebrates and the doctors try to help Pox!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
In his post fight interview, Eyeonly Fuckwell gave a big smile as he said 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a muslim, if it means killing children.... we kill children'.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
86%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sepp Maier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Gray (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maier comes to the cage accompanied by Apaga mas não bate. Gray has chosen Awesome God as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



187 cm
33
192 lbs
37 - 26 - 0
182 cm
34
193 lbs
24 - 15 - 2
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Fast


Heisenberg
KAISER


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 26 - 0, fighting out of London, Sepp Maier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 2, fighting out of London, Mr Gray!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maier moves in looking to clinch but Gray pushes him off.
Gray throws a jab when Maier was well out of range.
Maier looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Gray tries to land a front kick but Maier steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Gray with a hook.
Maier ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gray throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Maier's waist but Maier gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Gray off to one side.

Gray gets caught flat footed, as Maier shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Maier is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Maier with a nice head shot there.

Maier got a little sloppy there for a moment and Gray has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Maier has managed to get both his arms back between Gray's legs - danger averted.

Gray is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Maier defends well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maier landing with the ground and pound.
Gray utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Gray is looking for a triangle but Maier pushes his legs off easily.

Gray escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Maier gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maier postures up and lands a big shot to Gray's brow.

Gray is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Maier is aware though and is defending well.
Maier passes into half guard.
Maier scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

Maier is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Gray is just riding it out for now. Maier eventually gives up the hold.
Maier looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Gray with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Gray is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Maier pulls his head out easily.

Gray actively working from the bottom here.

Maier is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Gray is just riding it out for now. Maier eventually gives up the hold.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Gray looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maier winds up and cracks Gray with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ground and pound from Maier.

Maier is working for a kimura but Gray is defending it quite comfortably.
Maier missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Gray on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

Maier is working for a submission of some sort.
Maier moves nicely into side control.
Gray gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Gray keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Maier cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Gray is trying desperately to improve position.

Maier looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Gray is looking to improve his position but Maier isn't that keen on the idea.

Maier is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Gray has managed to escape the submission attempt.

Maier looking for a guillotine from mount but Gray is having none of it.
Maier is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Gray can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Gray sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Maier is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Gray defends it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Maier is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Gray has managed to free his arm - good work.

Gray looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are battling for position here. Gray manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Maier stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Gray swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Gray has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Maier can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Gray is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Maier defends well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Maier pushing down on Gray's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Gray is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Maier pulls his head out easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sepp Maier dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!



Gray gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Maier to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Maier content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Maier with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Maier is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Gray throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Maier postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Maier trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Maier thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Gray looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Maier lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Sepp Maier overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Maier throwing strikes from guard but Gray blocks nicely.
Maier scoring with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maier lands a couple of decent looking shots.

Gray is rocked!
Maier loads up on a big left hand. Gray felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Maier looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Gray can't hide his disappointment, as Maier celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sepp Maier!
Sepp Maier managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, KAISER, into his post fight interview.
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RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Keast Kann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Grossman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grossman is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: 2Pac- God Bless The Dead. Keast Kann could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Karl Grossman's chin.



178 cm
34
154 lbs
29 - 26 - 1
173 cm
31
143 lbs
30 - 20 - 1
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Heisenberg
Conviction


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 26 - 1, fighting out of London, Keast Kann!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Karl Grossman!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grossman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kann has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice shot lands for Kann.
Kann throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grossman connects with a solid leg kick.
Kann keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grossman.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Grossman.
Grossman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kann.
Grossman scores with a nice strike.
Kann lands the left hand.
Grossman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Grossman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Grossman loads up on a big right hand but Kann slips the punch.
Grossman lands a head shot.
Grossman thumps Kann with a low kick.
Grossman blocks a jab.
Kann takes a swing at Grossman's ribcage but misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grossman shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kann eats them both and turns towards Grossman to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grossman fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kann looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Grossman moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Grossman throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

Kann is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Grossman's half guard.
Grossman has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Impact MMA. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Grossman tries to get to full guard but Kann has control of the leg.
Kann thows a huge punch but Grossman dodges it nicely.
Kann looks to land a strike but Grossman avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Grossman can't keep his opponent in guard - Kann advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Grossman tries to get to full guard but Kann has control of the leg.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grossman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kann.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kann thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Grossman's head.
Kann is pressing down on Grossman's thigh, looking to free his foot. Grossman is holding on for now.

Kann is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Grossman tries to roll over but Kann keeps him under control.
Grossman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kann looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Kann thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Grossman's head.
Kann lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

Kann is trying to work for a kimura but Grossman is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grossman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kann.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kann connects with a nice short shot to Grossman's temple.
Kann throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Grossman to regain full guard.
Grossman working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kann.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kann is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Kann postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Kann missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Kann scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kann has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kann loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grossman looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kann throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Grossman works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Kann with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kann trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kann trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kann working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kann trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Grossman is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kann working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Grossman's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grossman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Grossman keeping full guard, as Kann tries to pass.
Kann throwing strikes from guard but Grossman blocks nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Keast Kann dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Kann shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Grossman but Grossman pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Grossman staying out of range there.
Grossman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kann avoids the body shot from Grossman.
Kann on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Keast Kann seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kann avoids the body shot from Grossman.
Kann keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Grossman lands with an uppercut that bounces Kann off the cage and back into range.
Grossman misses with a left hand
and Kann counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kann cracks Grossman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jab from Kann.

Grossman is rocked!
Kann cracks Grossman with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Grossman falls to his knees and Kann doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keast Kann!
Karl Grossman spoke after the fight, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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pop
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mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
100%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Paul Poulter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Chrome (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



189 cm
32
201 lbs
29 - 13 - 0
182 cm
33
193 lbs
28 - 13 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul Poulter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Mr Chrome!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chrome loads up on a big right hand but Poulter slips the punch.
Poulter connects with a jab.

It looks like Mr Chrome has been cut.
Chrome thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chrome scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Poulter throws a sloppy head kick and Chrome moves out of range easily.
Chrome lands with a thumping leg kick.
A lazy left from Chrome finds it's target.
Chrome takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Poulter takes a swing at Chrome's ribcage but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chrome lands with a straight right. Poulter didn't see that one coming.
Nice uppercut lands for Poulter. That snapped Chrome's head back.
Chrome swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Poulter pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Chrome looks to throw the jab but Poulter is out of range.
Poulter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Poulter displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chrome throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chrome blocks the body kick.
Chrome moves out of range as Poulter throws a body kick.
Poulter uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chrome.
Poulter throws a head kick that misses

and Chrome decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Poulter's guard.
Chrome tries to free his leg and advance position but Poulter is retaining full guard.

Chrome content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Poulter has locked up a guillotine! Poulter's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Chrome is holding on here and Poulter must be using up a lot of energy. Chrome has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Poulter gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Paul Poulter!
Paul Poulter seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
58%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sun Ra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Phooey is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hong Kong Phooey. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



174 cm
34
148 lbs
30 - 17 - 1
175 cm
30
160 lbs
21 - 14 - 1
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158
Conquer


HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Sun Ra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 1, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ra throws a leg kick but Phooey moved away.
Ra moves out of range of the body kick.
Ra throws a sloppy head kick and Phooey moves out of range easily.
Ra misses with a wild body shot.

Phooey instigates a clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Phooey.
Phooey scores with a nice hook to the head.
Ra creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Phooey looking to throw knees to the head but Ra is blocking nicely.

Phooey breaks from the clinch.
Phooey wants to clinch up but Ra keeps it at a distance.
Ra will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Phooey looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Phooey feints a jab promting Ra to slip. Phooey then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Ra slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by Ra as he connects with a hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Ra misses the target.

Ra pushes Phooey up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ra unloads a knee to the mid-section. Phooey lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ra.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phooey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ra lands a good knee to the midsection. Phooey won't want to take too many of those.
A nice left hand lands by Phooey.
Ra pushes off an throws an elbow but Phooey leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Ra with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Phooey goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ra is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Phooey is defending well for now.
Ra tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Phooey avoids the elbow strike from Ra, against the cage.
Ra trying to land knees to the body.
Ra struggles to land a body shot inside as Phooey controls his hands.
Ra prevents a body shot from Phooey.
Phooey takes an elbow to the temple.
Phooey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Phooey takes an elbow to the forehead.
Ra missing with knees to the body.
Phooey misses with a knee strike.
Phooey tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ra.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phooey has had enough of the clinch but Ra keeps him there for the moment.

Ra escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Phooey slaps away a takedown attempt from Ra, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Phooey throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ra.
Hong Kong Phooey is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Phooey fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ra misses with a leg kick
and Phooey counters with a head kick.
Ra scores with a decent looking hook.
Ra is looking to slow Phooey down with leg kicks.
Ra bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Phooey's head.
Phooey misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ra lands a really nice looking cross but Phooey seems unphased.
Phooey misses the shot to the body.
Phooey motions for Ra to come forward. Phooey throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ra fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Phooey is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ra looks to land a right hand but Phooey moved out of range.
Phooey leaves Ra with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sun Ra. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Phooey looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ra connects with a leg kick. Phooey looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ra throws a low kick but Phooey moves out of range easily.
Ra avoids the head kick by Phooey.
Phooey misses with the combination.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ra.
Phooey throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ra uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Phooey.
Ra fails with an attempt to clinch.
Phooey swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ra.
Ra lands with an uppercut that bounces Phooey off the cage and back into range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phooey thows a body shot but no joy.
Phooey looks to land a combination but Ra avoids it well.
Ra is looking to clinch.
Ra connects with a single shot there.
Phooey throws a hook but Ra avoids it easily.
Ra lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ra lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Ra connects with a solid leg kick.
Ra throws a leg kick
and Phooey counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Phooey throws a leg kick but Ra checks it.
Phooey blocks a head kick by Ra.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Phooey misses with a low kick.
Sun Ra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ra stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Phooey.
Ra lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Decent striking displayed by Phooey there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sun Ra dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!


Ra digs a good hook to Phooey's body.
Phooey throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Phooey fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ra checks it well.
Phooey misses with the body kick
and Ra counters with a big head kick but Phooey shrugs it off.

Phooey is rocked!
A bone on bone clash there as Phooey blocks the leg kick.
Ra fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Phooey.
A decent looking cross lands there for Phooey.
Phooey scores with a three punch combo!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An inside leg kick lands from Phooey.

Ra gets a clinch.
Phooey tries to land knees in the clinch but Ra avoids the damage to the body.
Ra misses with a knee to the head.
Ra lands a nice uppercut.
Ra lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Phooey backwards.
Phooey has a couple of punches blocked by Ra.
Ra misses with an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phooey goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Phooey tries to work over Ra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Phooey wants to stall.
Ra tries to work over Phooey's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ra lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Phooey is trying to stall.
Phooey lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Phooey avoiding damage as Ra throws knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Ra.
Ra swings wildly with an uppercut but Phooey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ra tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Phooey is trying to break the clinch but Ra is controlling him.
Phooey lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ra or not.
Phooey is trying to break free.
Ra pushes Phooey back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ra throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short body shot lands from Ra as the two fighters clinch.
Phooey lands with a short shot to the head.
Ra tries to land a knee to the head but Phooey blocks with his arms.
A short right from Phooey.
Phooey misses with a body punch.
Phooey lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ra.
Phooey with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ra misses with a knee strike.
Ra digs a right hand underneath Phooey's ribcage. Phooey let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ra.
Ra throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Phooey lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Phooey tries to work over Ra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ra misses with a knee to the head.
Ra tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Phooey lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ra or not.
Phooey misses with the head strike.
Phooey putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Ra in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ra on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Ra.
Ra tries to break the clinch but Phooey is controlling the position.
Phooey is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Ra looking to throw knees to the head but Phooey is blocking nicely.
Ra lands an uppercut.
Phooey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Phooey misses with the head strike.
Phooey avoids the elbow strike from Ra, against the cage.
Phooey blocks the elbow strike.
Ra misses with an elbow strike.
Phooey tries to work over Ra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Phooey misses with a short punch on the inside.
Phooey with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Phooey blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ra missing with knees to the body.
Phooey tries to work over Ra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phooey throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Phooey on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ra.
Phooey blocks an elbow strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ra.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short left from Phooey.
Phooey working aggressively here.
Ra lands a hook that snaps the head of Phooey backwards.
Phooey lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ra backwards.
Phooey misses with a knee to the head.
Phooey tries to stall but Ra uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Phooey digs a right hand underneath Ra's ribcage. Ra let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Phooey throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ras head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Ra breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Phooey lands a lovely overhand right.
A good leg kick by Ra.
Phooey slips a jab from Ra.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Hong Kong Phooey will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!



Ra looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Ra tries to pass to full mount but Phooey defends it.
Ra performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Phooey is staying active underneath Ra, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Sun Ra just wasn't active enough.
Ra throws a leg kick but Phooey checks it.
Phooey misses with an uppercut.
Phooey throws a body punch but Ra moves out of range.
Phooey moves out of range of the leg kick from Ra.
Phooey throws a head kick but Ra moves out of range.
Ra lands with a slapping head kick.
Ra throws a leg kick but Phooey checks it.
Phooey on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A punch combination from Phooey misses.
Phooey pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
An inside leg kick lands from Phooey.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phooey shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Ra eats them both and turns towards Phooey to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Phooey throws a half hearted mid kick.

Ra gets the takedown into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Phooey gets back to half guard.
Ra content to control rather than advance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Phooey is concentrating on defense, preventing Ra from advancing position.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Sun Ra wasn't doing enough on the ground.

Ra moves into the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Ra scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ra throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Phooeys head.
Phooey with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ra tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Phooey.
Ra blocks a body shot from Phooey.
Phooey misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Phooey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Phooey lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Phooey.
Sun Ra has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ra with an attempt at a knee that misses.

Ra manages to break the clinch.
Ra doesn't manage to clinch there - Phooey circles away.
Phooey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Ra moves into range and clinches up with Phooey.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ra lands an uppercut.
Phooey managing to block the knees to the body from Ra.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ra lands a nice elbow.
Ra misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Phooey.
Phooey is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Phooey lands on the inside with an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sun Ra showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ra has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sun Ra!

Sun Ra decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sten Biller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biller comes to the cage accompanied by Lützenkirchen- Nutcracker. The Impaler has chosen What does the Fox Say as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



182 cm
37
178 lbs
41 - 31 - 0
178 cm
32
178 lbs
23 - 9 - 2
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin


Heisenberg
KAISER


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 31 - 0, fighting out of London, Sten Biller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad The Impaler!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Impaler.
Biller walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Biller dives in for a single leg takedown but The Impaler sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Biller has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The Impaler throws a punch but it's blocked by Biller.
The Impaler tries to work over Biller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biller drops down looking for an ankle pick but The Impaler pulls his leg out and moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Biller looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Impaler tried to score with a low kick but Biller checks it.
The Impaler blocks a head kick by Biller.
Biller fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sten Biller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biller shoots for a double leg takedown but The Impaler sprawls well. He's pushed Biller's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Biller will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Sten Biller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Impaler with a nice cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab from The Impaler misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biller tries for a takedown but The Impaler sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Biller tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Impaler swivels and escapes.
Biller tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A big right from The Impaler misses.
The Impaler thuds his right hand into Biller's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The Impaler keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Biller fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Impaler avoids it really well and circles away.
The Impaler fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Biller.
Biller goes for a double leg but The Impaler avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as The Impaler continues to drive forward.
The Impaler throws a punch but it's blocked by Biller.
Biller tries to pull guard but The Impaler won't allow it.
Biller fails to pull guard.
The Impaler prevents a takedown attempt there.
The Impaler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Biller.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Impaler lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from The Impaler.
The Impaler tries to work over Biller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biller wants a takedown but no success here.
Biller blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from The Impaler fails to land.
Biller tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Biller successfully pulls guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biller is breathing heavily.

The Impaler stands up and waves to Biller to follow him.
Biller gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and The Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Impaler keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

The Impaler gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The Impaler wants to stand but Biller is controlling the position.
Biller works over The Impaler with some ground and pound from guard.
The Impaler is looking to stand up but Biller isn't so interested in that idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biller looking to pass the guard.
The Impaler avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Biller drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Biller jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Biller missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Our spies down at at LOD - Quality Training inform us that The Impaler has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Biller being controlled here momentarily.
Biller postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The Impaler wants to stand up but Biller is controlling him.
The Impaler pulls Biller in to control the position.
The Impaler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
The Impaler is controlling Biller's posture.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Vlad The Impaler wasn't active enough on the ground.
No luck for Biller with that takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biller keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Biller closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Impaler circles away.
Biller shoots and misses
and The Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Impaler lands with a straight right. Biller didn't see that one coming.
Biller looks for a takedown but The Impaler sprawls well.
Vlad The Impaler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Biller shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with The Impaler but The Impaler pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Biller fails with the takedown
and The Impaler counters with an outside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler lands with a thumping leg kick.

Biller throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. The Impaler tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Biller is in The Impaler's guard.
The Impaler trying to control the position here.

Biller drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Biller jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vlad The Impaler dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


The Impaler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Biller on the side of the head.
Biller is trying hard to land a takedown here. The Impaler sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Biller gets a takedown into half guard.
The Impaler wants to get back to his feet.
The Impaler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Biller is working away from the top position though.

The Impaler manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Biller shoots in and drives through. The Impaler sprawls well.
The Impaler swings for the body but Biller moves out of range.
Biller shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Impaler sprawls well. The Impaler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Biller gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sten Biller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Impaler misses with a straight right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biller misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Biller.
Biller gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and The Impaler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Biller tries for a takedown but The Impaler sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jab, jab by The Impaler - just one landing.
Biller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Impaler.
Biller avoids the body shot from The Impaler.

Biller drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!

The fighters are working up against the cage. The Impaler manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Biller drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Biller tries for a takedown. No joy.
The Impaler prevents the takedown attempt.
A nice right hand lands inside from The Impaler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biller tries for a takedown but The Impaler manages to get underhooks.
The Impaler scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Impaler tries to work over Biller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biller with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Biller drops to a knee looking for a takedown but The Impaler gets the underhooks and prevents it.
The Impaler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The Impaler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Biller tries to land a knee to the head but The Impaler blocks with his arms.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Impaler.
Biller drops down looking for an ankle pick but The Impaler pulls his leg out and moves away.
Biller stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Impaler.
The Impaler connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Biller is trying hard to land a takedown here. The Impaler sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice takedown defense from The Impaler. No joy for Biller on that attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The Impaler scores with a body shot.
The Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Biller drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Biller chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Impaler can pounce on him.
Vlad The Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Biller ducks right into an uppercut from The Impaler.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Impaler throws a head kick but Biller moves out of range.
The Impaler misses with a straight right.
The Impaler keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Biller is rocked!
The Impaler throws a sloppy head kick and Biller moves out of range easily.
Oh Biller is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Biller shoots in but no luck this time.
Biller seems to have got his legs back now.
Biller with a poor takedown
and The Impaler counters with a leg kick.
The Impaler plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler throws an overhand right that lands on Biller's shoulder, as Biller tries to avoid the shot.
Biller slips under a jab from The Impaler.
Biller darts in looking for a takedown but The Impaler gets double underhooks and turns Biller into the cage.
The Impaler throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Billers head.
Biller fails to pull guard.
The Impaler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Biller backwards.
Biller has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The Impaler is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The Impaler tries to work over Biller's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from The Impaler on the inside.
The Impaler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Vlad The Impaler seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The Impaler lands with a light punch inside.
Biller is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
The Impaler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler lands a body shot.
The Impaler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Biller is working for takedown but The Impaler is calmly controlling the position for now.
The Impaler misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vlad The Impaler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!


Biller shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Impaler defends it nicely.
Biller is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
The Impaler wants to land a leg kick but Biller is out of range.
The Impaler throws a looping overhand right but Biller ducks down to avoid it.
No luck for Biller with that takedown attempt.
Biller tries to clinch but The Impaler moves out of range.
Biller tries for a takedown but The Impaler sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sten Biller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Impaler lands a head kick. Biller smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Biller misses with a takedown attempt
and The Impaler counters with a thumping low kick.
Biller tries to clinch up but The Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Biller ducks right into an uppercut from The Impaler.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biller closes the distance and clinches up with The Impaler, looking for a takedown. Biller pushes The Impaler against the cage but The Impaler circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biller misses with a body kick.
The Impaler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Impaler throws a push kick but Biller slaps the foot to one side.
The Impaler throws a nice outside leg kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Biller.
The Impaler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Impaler throws a low kick but Biller moves out of range easily.
Biller tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Impaler connects with a solid leg kick.
The Impaler lands a nice shot to the body.
The Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Biller on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Biller shoots and misses
and The Impaler counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biller takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Impaler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Biller has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Biller and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Impaler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Impaler lands with a thumping leg kick.
The Impaler is looking to slow Biller down with leg kicks.
The Impaler tests Biller's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Impaler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Impaler stuffs the takedown attempt from Biller. Biller gets slowly back to his feet.
Sloppy strikes from The Impaler. Those never looked like landing.
Biller shoots and misses
and The Impaler counters with a slapping leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from The Impaler.
The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler lands a jab to Biller's midsection.
Biller checks a low kick from The Impaler.
Biller takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biller was well out of range. Poor timing from The Impaler.
The Impaler stuffs the takedown attempt from Biller. Biller gets slowly back to his feet.
Vlad The Impaler is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Impaler tries a head kick but it misses.
The Impaler with a hook.
Biller shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Impaler defends it nicely.
Biller fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The Impaler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biller doesn't manage to clinch there - The Impaler circles away.
The Impaler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Biller doesn't seem bothered though.
Biller has a takedown stuffed.
The Impaler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sten Biller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Biller tries to clinch there but The Impaler circles away.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Impaler, right into the meat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biller dives in for a single leg takedown but The Impaler sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
The Impaler lands a nice shot to the body.
The Impaler misses with some punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler lands with a light punch inside.
Biller takes a shot to the head.
Biller looking to throw knees to the head but The Impaler is blocking nicely.
The Impaler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The Impaler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vlad The Impaler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got The Impaler winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vlad The Impaler!

An out of breath Vlad The Impaler thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Meyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meyer comes to the cage accompanied by I'd Love to Knock the Hell out of You. Poochyena has chosen This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers as his entrance music. Tamias Poochyena will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.



204 cm
36
270 lbs
31 - 15 - 0
225 cm
30
295 lbs
26 - 14 - 1
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


All 160


HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158
Namunamu Clothing


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Kurt Meyer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tamias Poochyena!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meyer connects with a jab.
Poochyena fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Meyer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A slow jab from Meyer misses its intended target.
Meyer slips under a jab from Poochyena.
Poochyena checks the leg kick.
Poochyena has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Poochyena throws a leg kick
and Meyer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kurt Meyer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meyer misses with a low kick.
Meyer throws a head kick that misses.
Meyer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Poochyena tries to clinch up.
Meyer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Poochyena throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Meyer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Meyer throws a jab but it's blocked by Poochyena.
A low kick from Meyer is predictable there
and Poochyena counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Kurt Meyer has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meyer moves out of range of the body kick from Poochyena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poochyena swings for the body but Meyer moves out of range.
Meyer digs a good hook to Poochyena's body.
Poochyena showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Meyer.
Meyer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Meyer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Poochyena was well out of range. Poor timing from Meyer.
Poochyena connects with a good right hand that stumbles Meyer. Meyer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Poochyena cracks Meyer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Poochyena misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meyer.
Meyer lands a nice looking body shot.
A head kick misses from Meyer.
Jab, jab by Meyer - just one landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Poochyena avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nice straight punches there by Poochyena. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Poochyena.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meyer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Meyer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Poochyena stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Meyer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Poochyena.
Meyer misses with a straight right.
A head kick misses from Meyer.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Poochyena, as that shot connected.
Meyer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Meyer blocks the body kick.
Meyer digs a good body shot into Poochyena's ribs.
Poochyena slips a straight right by Meyer.
Poochyena is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Meyer misses with a straight right.
Meyer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Poochyena on the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Poochyena.
A slow jab from Poochyena misses its intended target.
Poochyena checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Poochyena motions for Meyer to come forward. Poochyena throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Poochyena has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Poochyena walks into a stiff left hand from Meyer.
Poochyena checks the leg kick nicely there.
Meyer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Poochyena on the side of the head.
Poochyena throws a looping overhand right but Meyer ducks down to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Poochyena.
Poochyena throws a sloppy head kick and Meyer moves out of range easily.
Poochyena wants to clinch up but Meyer keeps it at a distance.
Meyer throws a leg kick but Poochyena checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Meyer lands a nice shot that snaps Poochyena's head back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meyer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Poochyena was well out of range. Poor timing from Meyer.

Poochyena moves into range and clinches up with Meyer.
Meyer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Poochyena lands a right hand.
Meyer trying to control the position but instead, Poochyena has worked for underhooks and has pushed Meyer into the cage.
Meyer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Poochyena tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Poochyena tries a body shot but Meyer blocks it.
Poochyena is struggling to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kurt Meyer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kurt Meyer's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Poochyena avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Meyer moves out of range as Poochyena throws a body kick.
Poochyena looks to land a right hand but Meyer moved out of range.
Meyer slips under a jab from Poochyena.
Poochyena looks to land a right hand but Meyer moved out of range.
Meyer looks to throw the jab but Poochyena is out of range.
Meyer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Poochyena manages to avoid it.
An inside leg kick from Poochyena misses.
Meyer misses with a low kick.
Meyer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Meyer avoids a kick to the body.
Meyer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meyer moves out of range of the body kick.
Poochyena takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Meyer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Meyer throws a head kick that misses.
Meyer lands with a good body shot.
Kurt Meyer is winning the standup battle so far.
A clash of legs there as Poochyena blocks the low kick.
Poochyena misses with an attempted mid kick.
Meyer tries a low kick but Poochyena avoids it.
Meyer looks to score with a jab to the body but Poochyena is just out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meyer tries a head kick but it misses.
Poochyena takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Meyer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meyer keeps the fight on the outside.
Meyer misses with a leg kick
and Poochyena counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A head kick misses from Poochyena.
Meyer throws a chopping leg kick but Poochyena manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Poochyena misses with a body kick.
Meyer misses with a low kick.
Poochyena avoids the head kick by Meyer.
Poochyena lands with a slapping head kick.
Poochyena lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Meyer keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Meyer throws a leg kick that is checked
and Poochyena counters with a nice uppercut.
Poochyena jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meyer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meyer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Poochyena's hands.
A solid leg kick lands there for Poochyena.
Meyer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Meyer scores with a sloppy right hand. Poochyena should have avoided that one.
Nice uppercut there from Poochyena.

Kurt Meyer's cut is getting worse.
Poochyena scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meyer throws a body punch but Poochyena moves out of range.
Poochyena takes one on the button.
Meyer throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meyer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Poochyena.
Meyer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meyer throws a hook but Poochyena blocks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meyer. Poochyena does a little dance to reset his feet.
Meyer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Poochyena throws out the jab.
Meyer misses with an uppercut
and Poochyena counters with a body kick that stops Meyer in his tracks momentarily.
Meyer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Meyer swings widly with a right hand
and Poochyena counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Poochyena lands with a cross.
Poochyena slips a jab from Meyer.
Poochyena slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Kurt Meyer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Poochyena throws a body kick that misses
and Meyer counters with a leg kick.
Nice shot by Poochyena.
That kick from Meyer tenderised Poochyena's leg. Poochyena is trying to keep his angry face on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kurt Meyer will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kurt Meyer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!


Poochyena slips a straight right by Meyer.
Meyer checks the leg kick.
A head kick misses from Meyer.
Sloppy strikes from Meyer. Those never looked like landing.
Poochyena moves out of range as Meyer throws a body kick.
Meyer moves away from the strike by Poochyena.
Meyer needs to keep his hands up - Poochyena had a free shot at his head there.
Meyer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Meyer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Poochyena cracks the inside of Meyer's front leg.
Meyer slips a jab from Poochyena.
Meyer thows a body shot but no joy.
Poochyena pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meyer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Poochyena avoids a punch combination nicely.
Meyer looks to score with a jab to the body but Poochyena is just out of range.
Meyer misses with a two punch combination.
Poochyena uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meyer.
Poochyena is looking to land body kicks.
Meyer drops his hands momentarily and Poochyena takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Meyer is looking to land body kicks.
Meyer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Meyer scores with the left hand. Poochyena knows he should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meyer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Meyer wants to land a leg kick but Poochyena is out of range.
Meyer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Poochyena counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meyer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Poochyena counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Meyer throws a body punch but Poochyena moves out of range.
Meyer throws a shot from downtown. Poochyena moves away and avoids it.
Poochyena thows a left - swing and a miss!
Poochyena bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Poochyena moves out of range of the body kick.
Poochyena connects with a crisp jab.
Meyer swats away the attempt to clinch by Poochyena.
Poochyena tries to close the distance and clinch but Meyer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meyer throws a sloppy body shot
and Poochyena counters with a straight right hand.
Poochyena lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Poochyena tries to clinch but Meyer is having none of it.
Poochyena's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Meyer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Poochyena's sensitive parts.
Meyer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Poochyena.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meyer.
Meyer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Meyer throws the kick towards the body but Poochyena avoids it.
Meyer misses with a hook. Poochyena ducked under it nicely.
Poochyena is looking to land body kicks.
Meyer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Poochyena's hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meyer scores with a decent looking hook.
Poochyena ducks under a wild hook from Meyer.
Meyer misses with a leg kick
and Poochyena finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Meyer crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Poochyena - the referee stops the clock and Meyer gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Poochyena. Meyer manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Poochyena tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Meyer misses with a series of wild punches.
Meyer connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Meyer misses with a left hand
and Poochyena counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Jeez, Kurt Meyer's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Poochyena uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Meyer.
Poochyena tries to land a front kick but Meyer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Kurt Meyer did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Kurt Meyer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Meyer misses with an uppercut
and Poochyena makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Meyer really felt that one!
Poochyena throws a nice outside leg kick.
Meyer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Poochyena fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Meyer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meyer. Poochyena does a little dance to reset his feet.
A lazy body kick from Poochyena
and Meyer counters with a body kick that stops Poochyena in his tracks momentarily.
Meyer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Poochyena. That did some damage!
Meyer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Meyer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Poochyena is able to avoid easily.
Poochyena throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Meyer. Poochyena does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meyer misses with an uppercut. Poochyena saw that one coming.
Meyer slips a straight right by Poochyena.
Poochyena throws a hook but Meyer blocks it.
Meyer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Meyer misses with a jab to the body
and Poochyena counters with a nice low kick that buckles Meyer's knee momentarily.
An inside leg kick lands from Meyer.
Meyer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Poochyena checks it well.
Poochyena has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Meyer.
Meyer scores with a leg kick.
Poochyena dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Meyer. That did some damage!
Poochyena misses with an uppercut. Meyer saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meyer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Poochyena works the jab nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meyer connects with a single shot there.
Poochyena connects with a nice looking jab.
Meyer misses with the combination.
Poochyena tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Poochyena moves out of range as Meyer throws a body kick.
Meyer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Meyer tries to work over Poochyena's front leg with a kick but Poochyena checks it.
Meyer slips a jab from Poochyena.
Meyer looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena misses with a low kick.
Meyer misses with a low kick.
Poochyena staying out of range there.
Poochyena fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Meyer on the side of the head.
Meyer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Poochyena sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Meyer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Poochyena is out of range.
Poochyena fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Poochyena moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Poochyena blocks the leg kick.
Poochyena uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Meyer.
A decent looking cross lands there for Meyer.
Meyer throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena throws the left hand but Meyer avoids the punch easily.
Poochyena misses with a wild body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Meyer.
Meyer tries a low kick but Poochyena avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Meyer.
Meyer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Meyer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Meyer connects with an inside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Meyer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Meyer misses with an uppercut. Poochyena saw that one coming.
Meyer cracks Poochyena with a right hand to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kurt Meyer had his way with Tamias Poochyena in that round.
The cut man is working on Kurt Meyer's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


Meyer is looking to slow Poochyena down with leg kicks.
Good work by Meyer as he checks the leg kick.
Poochyena scores with a nice strike.
Meyer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Meyer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Poochyena sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jab by Meyer.
Meyer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Poochyena misses with a wild body shot.
Poochyena checks a leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Meyer. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by Poochyena.
Poochyena keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Meyer, right into the meat.
Poochyena throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Poochyena scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Meyer doesn't seem bothered though.
A bone on bone clash there as Poochyena blocks the leg kick.
Meyer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Meyer misses with a head kick.
Meyer ducks under a wild hook from Poochyena.
Meyer misses with a straight left.
Poochyena tries to close the distance and clinch up but Meyer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Meyer throws a hook but Poochyena avoids it easily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Meyer, right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meyer scores with a leg kick.
Poochyena misses with a head kick.
Poochyena tries to close the distance and clinch up but Meyer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Meyer misses with a wild body shot.
Poochyena takes a swing at Meyer's ribcage but misses.
Meyer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Meyer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A head kick misses from Poochyena.
Poochyena takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meyer throws a poor cross that misses
and Poochyena counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Poochyena throws a head kick but Meyer moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena misses with a two punch combination.
Meyer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Meyer.
Poochyena checks a leg kick.
Tamias Poochyena has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Poochyena moves out of range as Meyer throws a body kick.
Poochyena misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Meyer throws a lazy right hand but Poochyena sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Poochyena is looking to chop away at Meyer's legs.
Meyer fails to land with a series of punches.
Poochyena swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Meyer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Poochyena takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Kurt Meyer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poochyena throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Meyer misses with a low kick.
Meyer throws the left hand but Poochyena avoids the punch easily.
Meyer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meyer. Poochyena does a little dance to reset his feet.
Poochyena thows a left - swing and a miss!
Meyer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Poochyena has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Poochyena throws a push kick but Meyer slaps the foot to one side.
Poochyena swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A left lands for Meyer.
A nice inside leg kick there by Meyer. That's going to slow Poochyena down.
Meyer slips a jab from Poochyena.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kurt Meyer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Meyer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 50:46
Judge William Gold scores the fight 48:47
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 50:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kurt Meyer!

Kurt Meyer retains his super heavyweight title!
Kurt Meyer decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonny Victorio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phil Ivey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Victorio comes to the cage accompanied by Massive Attack - Angel. Ivey is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Friday. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



193 cm
33
205 lbs
38 - 15 - 1
188 cm
36
215 lbs
40 - 15 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


Hellbent
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jonny Victorio!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Phil Ivey!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Glass and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Victorio throws a low kick, looking for Ivey's leg but Ivey calmly moves out of range.
Victorio misses with a lunging right hand

and Ivey counters with a takedown into side control.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Ivey taking a breather here.
Victorio sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Victorio trying to control but Ivey postures up.
Ivey is trying to control the action in half guard but Victorio is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Ivey not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Ivey slips a nice elbow through Victorio's hands, connecting with Victorio's forehead.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ivey is trying to control. Victorio wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Ivey throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Victorio to regain full guard.
Victorio working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ivey.
Ivey sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Victorio's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Victorio tries to get to full guard but Ivey has control of the leg.
Ivey trying to control the pace.
Victorio regains full guard. Nicely done.
Victorio has control of Ivey's left arm, preventing Ivey from doing any damage.
Victorio utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Victorio is looking for a triangle but Ivey pushes his legs off easily.
Ivey throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Victorio looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ivey is one step ahead there.
Ivey stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Victorio swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Ivey avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Ivey is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Ivey scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Ivey postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ivey makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ivey stands and throws Victorio's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Victorio wants to control but Ivey postures up.
Victorio is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Ivey fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Victorio is looking to reverse the position.
Victorio is working to avoid the ground and pound but Ivey connects with a decent elbow.
Victorio is looking for a sweep.
Ivey is chipping away with strikes.
Victorio is trying to improve his position.
Ivey fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Ivey lands a decent elbow from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ivey lands some shots froms side control.
Ivey working the strikes but Victorio uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Ivey wants to pass the guard but Victorio is defending well.
Ivey is looking to take a break and control but Victorio is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Ivey missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ivey thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Victorio's head.

Ivey throws a strike but Victorio manages to get a kimura sweep and he's found himself on top with the kimura half locked in! This would be a real turnaround! He's torquing it... Will Ivey tap??? YES! He's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jonny Victorio!
Jonny Victorio retains his light heavyweight title!
Jonny Victorio decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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FIGHT
RATING
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