ISLAND COMBAT 1 PBP Commentary

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kash Singh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edgar Moreno Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Kash Singh has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Singh
vs
Moreno Jr

200 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
240 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Hates pizza

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kash Singh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Edgar Moreno Jr!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Bart Greer and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Singh lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Moreno Jr has closed the distance and engaged Singh in a clinch.
Moreno Jr lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Singh backwards.
Moreno Jr lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Moreno Jr turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Singh bucks up and tries to throw Moreno Jr off but instead Moreno Jr has got his back!
Singh knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Moreno Jr on the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Moreno Jr controlling from the back.
Singh trying to control the hands but Moreno Jr won't let him.
Moreno Jr has the hooks in. Singh is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moreno Jr avoiding Singh 's attempts to control his hands.
Moreno Jr lands with a hammerfist to the side of Singh's head.
Moreno Jr has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Singh's body.
Singh is really stuck here.
We've been hearing good reports from Singh's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

Singh is trying to defend against the choke here but Moreno Jr has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. Moreno Jr Tightens the hold and Singh taps out furiously! Moreno Jr displays superior BJJ to win the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Edgar Moreno Jr!

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energy
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hype
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pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
55%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gigante Pesado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Root Paul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gigante Pesado has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pesado
vs
Paul

203 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
24
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Gigante Pesado!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Root Paul!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, David Hoff and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Pesado gets tackled into the cage by Paul. Paul maintains the clinch.
Paul looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Pesado escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pesado definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Paul feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pesados jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

It looks like Gigante Pesado has been cut.
Paul misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pesado throws a big counter combination but Paul scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Pesado avoids a punch combination nicely.

Pesado clinches.
Paul lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Paul lands a hook that snaps the head of Pesado backwards.
Pesado taking a breather.
Pesado tries to pull guard but Paul holds him up against the cage and eventually Pesado drops back down to his feet.
Paul tries to break the clinch but Pesado is controlling the position.
Paul leaning his opponent against the cage.
Paul takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Root Paul has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pesado turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Pesado manages to end up in side control.
Paul is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Paul is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Pesado is looking to take a break and control but Paul is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Paul really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pesado. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Paul manages to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pesado seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Paul does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Pesado decides to stand up.
Pesado shoots in looking for a takedown. Paul tries to sprawl out of it but Pesado keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Paul manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Paul fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pesado is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Paul.
Root Paul is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Paul rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pesado moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Paul.

Pesado takes the fight into the clinch.
Pesado misses with an elbow strike.
Pesado has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Paul avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gigante Pesado. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Paul works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.

Pesado pushes Paul off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Paul scores with a sloppy right hand. Pesado should have avoided that one.
Pesado doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Paul holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short right from Paul.

Gigante Pesado's cut is getting worse.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paul lands a nice uppercut.
Pesado is breathing heavily.
Pesado stalling in the clinch but Paul improves position.
Pesado is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Paul is defending well for now.
Pesado is trying to break the clinch but Paul is controlling him.

Paul manages to break the clinch.

Paul gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Paul is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pesado is defending well for now.
Pesado throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Paul blocks it with crossed arms.
Paul lands a nice uppercut.

Pesado breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Paul's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pesado under the eye.
Pesado walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pesado tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Paul rushes Pesado and presses him up against the cage.
Paul lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Root Paul dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Paul tries to bum rush Pesado with a series of wild strikes but Pesado uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Paul has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pesado can't get the takedown.
Paul scores with a shoulder strike.
Paul lands with a light punch inside.
Paul looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Paul has Pesado pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Paul pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Pesado tumbling to the mat - Paul dives into Pesado's guard.
Paul content to stall in guard here.
Paul postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pesado might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pesado not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Paul is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pesado managing to control the position.
Paul tries to free his leg and advance position but Pesado is retaining full guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Pesado holds on and takes a little breather.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Paul drives through and clinches with Pesado against the cage.

Paul breaks the clinch.
Paul scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Paul rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pesado moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pesado throws a big counter combination but Paul scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paul stuffs the takedown attempt from Pesado. Pesado gets slowly back to his feet.
Pesado takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Paul has cracked Pesado with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Paul lands another huge swinging hook and Pesado tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Pesado, before Paul can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Root Paul!
Root Paul took some time post fight to say the following; 'These guys can't handle the pressure... Vote Root Paul'.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
50%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theophilius Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lamar Thompkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Thundercunt
vs
Thompkins

195 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

181 cm
25
216 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theophilius Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lamar Thompkins!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Thompkins sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Thompkins lands a glancing blow to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Thundercunt lunges at Thompkins with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thompkins's hand.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Thompkins's head but Thompkins sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thompkins looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thompkins scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thundercunt doesn't seem bothered though.
Thundercunt slips a jab and a cross from Thompkins.
Thompkins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Thundercunt misses the target.
Thundercunt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Thompkins.
Thompkins tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A jab from Thompkins finds it's way through Thundercunt's defenses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Thompkins finds it's way through Thundercunt's defenses.
Thompkins dips to his left and cracks Thundercunt with an uppercut!
Thompkins looks to land a left hand but Thundercunt moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thompkins shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Thundercunt defends it nicely.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thompkins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Thompkins blocks a jab.
Thompkins avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Thompkins feints the counter takedown.
Thundercunt defending well as Thompkins loads up on a big left hand.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thompkins cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thundercunt throws a quick inside leg kick.
Thundercunt looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Thundercunt dips to his left and cracks Thompkins with an uppercut!
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thompkins.
Thompkins avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Thundercunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Thompkins drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Thundercunt defends it well.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Thompkins was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Thompkins staying out of range there.
Thompkins throws a right and a left that Thundercunt avoids nicely.
It looked like Thundercunt wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thundercunt moves out of range of the strikes.
Thompkins shoots for a double leg takedown but Thundercunt sprawls well. He's pushed Thompkins's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Thundercunt is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Thompkins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thompkins ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Thompkins takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Thundercunt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Theophilius Thundercunt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Thundercunt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
Thompkins feints the counter takedown.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thompkins needs to keep his hands up - Thundercunt had a free shot at his head there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Thompkins sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big right from Thompkins misses.
Thundercunt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Thompkins's sensitive parts.
Thompkins rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thundercunt misses with an attempted mid kick.
Thompkins looks for a takedown but Thundercunt sprawls well.
Thundercunt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Theophilius Thundercunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lamar Thompkins.
Thundercunt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thundercunt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Thompkins.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Thompkins.
Thompkins listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Thompkins ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And Thompkins tries to counter it with a takedown but Thundercunt pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Thompkins.
Thundercunt shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Thompkins keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Thompkins looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt looks to land a left hand but Thompkins moved out of range nicely.
Nice defenses there by Thompkins.
A little jabbing left from Thompkins on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Thompkins takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Thompkins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a hook.
Thundercunt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Thompkins avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theophilius Thundercunt dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Thompkins misses with a looping right.
Thompkins on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thompkins looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Thundercunt is fending him off so far but Thompkins persists. Nope, Thundercunt circles away and we're back to standing.
Thompkins takes a jab right on the kisser.
Nice takedown defense from Thundercunt. No joy for Thompkins on that attempt.
Thompkins misses with a looping left.
Thundercunt lands with an overhand left.
Lamar Thompkins is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A cross from Thundercunt lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a straight right.
Thompkins is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Thundercunt throws a combination. Thompkins tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Thompkins works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice straight punches there by Thompkins. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thompkins.
Theophilius Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick which misses Thompkins's front leg but catches the back leg as Thompkins tries to avoid it.
Theophilius Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.

Oooh a lovely combination from Thompkins sends Thundercunt down but not out. Thompkins dives into side control looking to finish.
Thundercunt on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Thundercunt tries to get out of the position.
Thundercunt tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Thundercunt can't escape the position.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Thompkins goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Thundercunt is on top in guard.

Thompkins has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Thundercunt can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Thompkins looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Thompkins is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Thompkins has his foot on Thundercunt's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Thundercunt works his way back into a safe position though.
Thundercunt controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Thompkins keeping full guard, as Thundercunt tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throwing strikes but missing.
Thundercunt trying to control but Thompkins is working from the bottom.
Thundercunt working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Thundercunt pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Thompkins is keeping the position for now.

Thundercunt avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Thundercunt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Thompkins on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Thompkins looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Thompkins working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Thundercunt doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Thundercunt manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Thundercunt has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Thundercunt is posturing up here but Thompkins has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Thundercunt tries to roll out but it's too tight and Thundercunt has to tap! Slick submission there by Thompkins!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lamar Thompkins!
An out of breath Lamar Thompkins thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

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energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
61%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dynamite Dave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ogie Oglethorpe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dave
vs
Oglethorpe

202 cm
25
202 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
217 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Likes musicals

Leviathan Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dynamite Dave!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ogie Oglethorpe!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, David Hoff and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Oglethorpe gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dave's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Oglethorpe is working for takedown but Dave is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dave swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Oglethorpe has a couple of punches blocked by Dave.
Oglethorpe misses with the head strike.
I was talking to Dave's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dave throws a punch but it's blocked by Oglethorpe.
Oglethorpe gets through Dave's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Oglethorpe working aggressively here.
Oglethorpe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dave throws a punch but it's blocked by Oglethorpe.
Dave has a couple of punches blocked by Oglethorpe.
Oglethorpe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oglethorpe misses with a punch on the inside.
Oglethorpe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dave misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Oglethorpe.
Oglethorpe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dave lands an uppercut.
Dave fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oglethorpe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dave prevents a body shot from Oglethorpe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oglethorpe lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dave fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oglethorpe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dave blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dave lands a nice elbow.
Oglethorpe misses with a hook from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Dave.
Dave blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dave comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nice elbow from Dave.
Oglethorpe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dave blocks an uppercut.
Oglethorpe throws a punch but it's blocked by Dave.
Dave misses with some punches.
Oglethorpe presses Dave against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dave misses with a short punch on the inside.
Oglethorpe misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dave throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dave tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oglethorpe pushes Dave back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Oglethorpe.
Dave lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Ogie Oglethorpe has been cut.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Oglethorpe has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Oglethorpe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dave misses with a hook from the clinch.
Oglethorpe lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dave blocks an uppercut.
Dave lands a left hand that snaps the head of Oglethorpe backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dave.
Dave blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Oglethorpe on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dave.
Oglethorpe has a couple of punches blocked by Dave.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Oglethorpe.
Dave fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oglethorpe blocks an uppercut.
Dave misses with an elbow over the top.
Oglethorpe has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Dave avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

Dave's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Oglethorpe has managed to clinch.
Oglethorpe lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Oglethorpe working aggressively here.
Dave lands a damaging elbow.
Dave lands with a light punch inside.
Dave fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dave blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dave swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Oglethorpe avoids a wild elbow strike from Dave.
Dave misses with the head strike.
Oglethorpe lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Dave's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice takedown defense from Dave. No joy for Oglethorpe on that attempt.
Dave swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dynamite Dave has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ogie Oglethorpe.
Dave throws a head kick but Oglethorpe moves out of range.
Oglethorpe steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dave.
Dave throws a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oglethorpe tries to clinch up but Dave circles away and keeps his distance.
Dave tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dave fakes the leg kick and cracks Oglethorpe in the body.
Dave swats away the attempt to clinch by Oglethorpe.
Oglethorpe tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dave paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice shot lands for Dave.
Dave really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dave connects with a good right hand that stumbles Oglethorpe. Oglethorpe circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A good leg kick by Dave.
Nice uppercut lands for Oglethorpe. That snapped Dave's head back.
Dave fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Oglethorpe to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Oglethorpe looks to clinch but Dave throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Oglethorpe taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Dynamite Dave!
Dynamite Dave gave a mention to Leviathan Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
60%

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Sloane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Legend Wait For It (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sloane
vs
Wait For It

188 cm
25
220 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

185 cm
18
195 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Frank Sloane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Legend Wait For It!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wait For It throws a nice outside leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Sloane checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Sloane half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Wait For It throws a nice looking combination but Sloane bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sloane half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Wait For It's coach down at The Bear's Den was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Wait For It's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Wait For It misses the shot to the body.
Sloane went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Wait For It misses with a wild body shot.
Sloane tries to counter with a takedown but Wait For It is quick to defend against it.
Wait For It with a hook.
Wait For It is looking to clinch but Sloane is avoiding it.
Sloane feinted with a counter takedown.
Sloane takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sloane avoids the body shot from Wait For It.

Wait For It gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Sloane lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Sloane escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Wait For It gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Sloane breaks the clinch.

Wait For It gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Sloane has been working on his balance at KING OF PAIN, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Wait For It.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wait For It throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloane taking a breather.
Wait For It throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sloane blocks it with crossed arms.
Sloane lands an elbow that stopped Wait For It in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Legend Wait For It has been cut.

Sloane breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wait For It thows a left - swing and a miss!

Wait For It closes the distance and pushes Sloane back into the cage.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the head but Sloane blocks with his arms.
Sloane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wait For It with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wait For It with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wait For It missing with knees to the body.
Sloane jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Wait For It walks away with a smile on his face. Sloane gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Wait For It has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wait For It with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloane lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wait For It throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sloane avoids a wild elbow strike from Wait For It.
Sloane pushes Wait For It back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sloane lands a right hand that snaps the head of Wait For It backwards.
Sloane avoiding damage as Wait For It throws knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wait For It obliges.
Sloane lands with a short shot to the head.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but Sloane blocks it.
Wait For It looking to throw knees to the head but Sloane is blocking nicely.
Nice elbow from Wait For It.

Sloane breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sloane swats away the attempt to clinch by Wait For It.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wait For It fails in his attempt to clinch.
Legend Wait For It is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wait For It misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Sloane counters with a series of strikes. Wait For It will be more careful next time no doubt.

Sloane closes the distance and clinches.
Wait For It blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sloane managing to block the knees to the body from Wait For It.

Sloane pulls Wait For It into guard.
Sloane is adopting a defensive guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Wait For It gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wait For It tries to clinch up.
Sloane misses with a few strikes there.
Legend Wait For It seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wait For It misses with a low kick.
Sloane swats away the attempt to clinch by Wait For It.

Wait For It closes the distance and clinches.

Sloane jumps into guard, dragging Wait For It to the mat.
Wait For It wanted to stand there but Sloane had control of the position.
Sloane is looking to stand up but Wait For It isn't so interested in that idea.
Sloane trying to control the position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Legend Wait For It will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Legend Wait For It's cut.
That's time! Sloane's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Wait For It moves in looking to clinch but Sloane pushes him off.
Sloane showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wait For It.
Sloane uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wait For It.
Sloane is looking for a counter combo.
Wait For It tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Legend Wait For It seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wait For It is looking to clinch.
Sloane throws a big counter combination but Wait For It scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Sloane swats away the attempt to clinch by Wait For It.
Sloane is looking to counter punch.
Wait For It lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wait For It.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Wait For It has managed to clinch.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wait For It looking to throw knees to the head but Sloane is blocking nicely.
Wait For It takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wait For It throws a knee to the head but misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sloane.
Wait For It putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sloane in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Sloane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sloane jumps guard but Wait For It stands there with Sloane around his waist. Sloane gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Wait For It trying to land knees to the body.
Wait For It with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wait For It trying to land knees to the body.
Wait For It misses with an elbow over the top.
Wait For It landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Sloane fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Wait For It misses with a knee strike.
Wait For It has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sloane managing to block the knees to the body from Wait For It.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wait For It scores a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Sloane is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wait For It is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Sloane. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sloane takes a knee right on the jaw!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wait For It looking to throw knees to the head but Sloane is blocking nicely.
Wait For It trying to land knees to the body.
Wait For It looking to throw knees to the head but Sloane is blocking nicely.
Wait For It throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wait For It with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wait For It misses with an elbow strike.
Wait For It scores with a knee to the head.
Wait For It with a knee to the head.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Wait For It. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Wait For It with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sloane managing to block the knees to the body from Wait For It.
Sloane taking a breather.
Wait For It connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sloane's face.
Sloane takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wait For It throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sloane avoids it.
Sloane managing to block the knees to the body from Wait For It.
Wait For It with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wait For It with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Wait For It is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wait For It is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sloane is defending well for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wait For It throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the head but Sloane blocks with his arms.
Wait For It throws an elbow but it misses.
Legend Wait For It seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but Sloane blocks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wait For It throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sloane blocks it with crossed arms.
Wait For It misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sloane.
Wait For It looking to throw knees to the head but Sloane is blocking nicely.
Sloane has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Wait For It avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Wait For It throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sloane blocks it with crossed arms.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wait For It lands an elbow that stopped Sloane in his tracks for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Legend Wait For It showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Legend Wait For It's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Wait For It fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wait For It tries to clinch there but Sloane circles away.
Wait For It tries to close the distance and clinch but Sloane swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sloane appears to be looking for a counter takedown.

Wait For It closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Wait For It throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sloane is trying to pull guard but Wait For It turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Sloane managing to block the knees to the body from Wait For It.
Sloane tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A bit of stalling here from Sloane.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wait For It misses with an elbow strike.
Wait For It crunches a lovely knee into Sloane's ribcage.
Wait For It with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wait For It throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sloane blocks it with crossed arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sloane avoids it.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the head but Sloane blocks with his arms.

Wait For It drops Sloane with a big knee straight up the middle! Sloane is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Sloane is rocked!

It looks like Frank Sloane has been cut.

Wait For It pushes Sloane up against the cage in a clinch.
Oh Sloane is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wait For It using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sloane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Knees to the body from Wait For It.
Sloane seems to have got his legs back now.
Wait For It using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sloane has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Sloane is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Wait For It throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wait For It creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wait For It pushes off an throws an elbow but Sloane leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wait For It utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wait For It connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sloane's face.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the head but Sloane blocks with his arms.
Wait For It tries to land knees in the clinch but Sloane avoids the damage to the body.
Wait For It lands a good knee to the midsection. Sloane won't want to take too many of those.
Wait For It misses with a knee strike.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but Sloane blocks it.
Sloane throws a head punch that misses.
Wait For It trying to land knees to the body.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the head but Sloane blocks with his arms.
Wait For It tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wait For It lands a knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wait For It scores with a knee to the head.
Sloane misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Sloane misses with a body punch.
Wait For It tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wait For It throws a knee to the head but misses.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A knee to the head by Wait For It.
A knee to the head by Wait For It.

Sloane's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Frank Sloane is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wait For It is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Legend Wait For It is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Wait For It forces Sloane back against the cage and clinches.
Wait For It lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wait For It looking to throw knees to the head but Sloane is blocking nicely.

Sloane breaks the clinch.
Wait For It falls off balance throwing a combination

and Sloane moves into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sloane tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Wait For It smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Sloane. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Wait For It has taken the fight to the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Legend Wait For It comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Wait For It winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Legend Wait For It!

C
A

C
B

energy
A | B

hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
55%

Undercard bout

Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Karlsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uzziah Judah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karlsson comes to the cage accompanied by The Game-Motörhead. Judah comes into a darkened arena with his song building. We Ready kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Frank Karlsson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Karlsson
vs
Judah

193 cm
25
210 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

191 cm
25
212 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Sully's Bar & Grill

Leviathan Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Frank Karlsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Uzziah Judah!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Sandra Marshall and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Karlsson throws a jab when Judah was well out of range.
Karlsson misses the shot to the body.
Karlsson throws a shot from downtown. Judah moves away and avoids it.
Karlsson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Judah lands a right hook to the body.
Karlsson misses with a wild body shot.
Karlsson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Judah moves away from the strike by Karlsson.
Karlsson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Judah's coach down at Rabid Dog was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Judah's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A big right from Karlsson misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Judah! But no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judah throws a lazy uppercut
and Karlsson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Judah defending well as Karlsson loads up on a big left hand.
A big right from Judah misses.
We've been told by Karlsson's head coaches at Rabid Dog that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Karlsson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Judah thuds a left hand into Karlsson's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karlsson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Judah works Karlsson's body with a nice hook.
Judah takes a swing at Karlsson's ribcage but misses.
Judah moves out of range as Karlsson strikes.
Karlsson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Judah.
Karlsson lands a head shot.
Judah digs a good hook to Karlsson's body.
Karlsson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Judah connects with a looping right hand.
Judah lands with a cross.
Karlsson misses with an uppercut.
Judah moves out of range as Karlsson strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Judah lands a right hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Judah misses with a double jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Karlsson misses the target.
Uzziah Judah seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Karlsson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Judah.
An attempted straight right counter from Karlsson misses the target.
Judah feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Karlssons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Karlsson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A big right from Judah misses.
Karlsson swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Karlsson misses the jab.
Judah swinging wildly here.
A left and a right from Judah both land. Nice combination.
Judah listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Karlsson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Judah throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Karlsson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Judah.
Judah will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Judah scores with a sloppy right hand. Karlsson should have avoided that one.
A big right from Karlsson misses.
Judah keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Karlsson.
Karlsson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Judah's head.
Karlsson misses with an uppercut.
Judah takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Judah looks to score with a jab to the body but Karlsson is just out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Karlsson.
Judah misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Judah ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Judah will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Karlsson is looking to counter punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Karlsson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Judah.
Karlsson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Karlsson throws an off balance right hand
and Judah counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Karlsson thinking.
A telegraphed right hand from Karlsson misses the target.
Karlsson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Karlsson ducks right into an uppercut from Judah.
Karlsson throws a hook but Judah avoids it easily.
Karlsson throws a lazy right hand but Judah sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Karlsson misses with an uppercut.
A swing and a miss from Karlsson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uzziah Judah dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A telegraphed right hand from Judah misses the target.
Judah scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Judah throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Karlsson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Karlsson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Karlsson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Judah's head backwards.
Karlsson throws a looping overhand right but Judah ducks down to avoid it.
Judah misses the jab.
Judah throws a body punch but Karlsson moves out of range.
Judah throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judah stuns Karlsson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Judah misses with a hook to the body
and Karlsson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Karlsson works Judah's body with a nice hook.
Karlsson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karlsson misses with a looping right.
Karlsson lands a slapping body shot.
Karlsson misses with a lunging right hand
and Judah counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Judah looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Judah has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Karlsson throws a body shot but no joy.
Judah digs a good hook to Karlsson's body.
Judah digs a good body shot into Karlsson's ribs.
Karlsson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Karlsson moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Judah drops Karlsson with a beautiful combination! Karlsson stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Judah is looking for the KO!

Karlsson is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Karlsson looks to score with a jab to the body but Judah is just out of range.
Oh Karlsson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Karlsson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Karlsson seems to have got his legs back now.
Karlsson throws a looping overhand right but Judah ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Karlsson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Karlsson misses the shot to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Judah misses.
Karlsson loads up on a big right hand but Judah slips the punch.
A little jabbing left from Judah on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Judah throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A left lands for Karlsson.
Karlsson throws a poor cross that misses
and Judah counters with a left to the body.
Judah takes a swing at Karlsson's ribcage but misses.
Judah fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Karlsson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Judah dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Judah lands a right hook to the body.
Judah lands a jab to Karlsson's midsection.
Judah with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Judah cracks Karlsson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Judah lands a jab to Karlsson's midsection.
Judah ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Karlsson moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Karlsson. Judah does a little dance to reset his feet.
Judah throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A lazy left from Judah finds it's target.
Karlsson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Judah throws a body punch but Karlsson moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Judah.
Karlsson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Judah fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Judah scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Judah. That snapped Karlsson's head back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from Judah.
Karlsson slips under a jab.
Karlsson throws a hook but Judah blocks it.
Judah just misses with a punch to the body.
Judah throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Judah looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Karlsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Judah throws out the jab.
Karlsson was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Karlsson throws out a loose jab but Judah uses good head movement to avoid it.
Karlsson cracks Judah with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Judah throws a big shot that misses.
Judah scores with the left hand. Karlsson knows he should have avoided that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uzziah Judah showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Judah lands with a good body shot.
Judah scores with a jab to the body.
Judah fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Karlsson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Judah avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It seemed like Judah was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Judah scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Karlsson doesn't seem bothered though.
Judah goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Judah throws a combination that misses
and Karlsson counters with a straight right hand.
Uzziah Judah seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Karlsson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Judah slips under a jab from Karlsson.
A countering left hand to the body from Judah misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Judah paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Judah ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Karlsson moves away.
Left hook, right uppercut from Judah.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Judah throws a series of punches but Karlsson avoids them all with ease.
A telegraphed right hand from Judah misses the target.
Judah moves away from the strike by Karlsson.
Judah misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Judah. Karlsson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Karlsson works Judah's body with a nice hook.
Karlsson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Karlsson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Judah throws a series of strikes that have Karlsson backpedaling.
Judah throws a shot to the body.
Karlsson misses the body punch

and Judah counters with a crisp one two that drops Karlsson! Judah thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Karlsson to his feet! Karlsson is in big trouble!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Karlsson walks straight into a right hand from Judah - that's dropped him! Judah jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Karlsson from any more punishment! Karlsson complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Uzziah Judah!
Our winner, Uzziah Judah, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

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energy
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hype
A | B

pop
A | B

mgr
A | B

FIGHT
RATING
86%

Main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Otis Whittaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Whittaker
vs
Thundercunt

200 cm
25
250 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

194 cm
25
245 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Otis Whittaker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Bart Greer and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whittaker needs to keep his hands up - Thundercunt had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Otis Whittaker has been cut.
A jab from Thundercunt misses.
Whittaker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A combination from Thundercunt does no damage.
Thundercunt blocks a jab.
Whittaker swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Whittaker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Whittaker throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whittaker shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Whittaker's jab looks to have found its range, popping Thundercunt under the eye.
Whittaker throws a body shot but no joy.
Whittaker throws a big shot that misses.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Whittaker's body. Whittaker takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Whittaker is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Whittaker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Whittaker throwing a counter right hand but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Whittaker lands a nice looking body shot.
Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Thundercunt. That snapped Whittaker's head back.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Whittaker throws a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head but Thundercunt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Whittaker.
Thundercunt lands with a good body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy right hand. Whittaker should have avoided that one.
Thundercunt misses with a hook. Whittaker ducked under it nicely.
Otis Whittaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Whittaker doesn't seem bothered though.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice jab there from Thundercunt.

Whittaker is rocked!
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt drops Whittaker with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Whittaker! Thundercunt dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt is the new heavyweight champion!
Otis Whittaker was interviewed post fight and said 'I am so shit, its been a laugh being champ!'.