PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santas Bitch (ranked 941 p4p, 2023 weight class) and Robert Stucka (ranked 118 p4p, 221 weight class). Bitch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Havana. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bitch
vs
Stucka

194 cm
20
270
4 - 0 - 0

203 cm
25
260
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Likes musicals

Urban Fighter
Money Inc. (160Q with Proof ) 150$

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santas Bitch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Robert Stucka!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Thiago Cunha and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stucka doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bitch counters with a left to the body.
Stucka looks to clinch

and Bitch counters with a nice right hand that sends Stucka toppling to the canvas! Stucka scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Bitch finish him?!

Stucka is rocked!

It looks like Robert Stucka has been cut.
Stucka shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Bitch counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Santas Bitch!
Santas Bitch is the new heavyweight champion!
Santas Bitch very nearly forgot to thank Money Inc. (160Q with Proof ) 150$ amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.