PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jake The Dog (ranked 885 p4p, 953 weight class) and Vladimir Punchsky (ranked 124 p4p, 129 weight class). The Dog's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Meditation Time. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Dog
vs
Punchsky

186 cm
32
195
15 - 9 - 0

195 cm
30
187
17 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jake The Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vladimir Punchsky!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dog tried to score with a low kick but Punchsky checks it.
The Dog throws a good cross that connects.
The Dog swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Punchsky counters with a three punch combo that has The Dog backing up. The Dog nods at Punchsky to acknowledge the strikes.
Punchsky has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
The Dog connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The Dog has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The House Of Pain in the buildup to the fight.
The Dog misses the jab.
The Dog cracks Punchsky with a right hand to the side of the head.
The Dog smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Dog throws a big shot that misses.
Punchsky throws an overhand right that lands on The Dog's shoulder, as The Dog tries to avoid the shot.
The Dog is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Punchsky connects with a looping right hand.
The Dog misses with an uppercut.
The Dog displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Punchsky throws out the jab.
The Dog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Punchsky! But no joy.
The Dog misses with a straight right.
A countering left hand to the body from Punchsky misses.
Punchsky lands a lovely overhand right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dog throws a jab but it's blocked by Punchsky.
The Dog throws a right and a left that Punchsky avoids nicely.
Punchsky is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
The Dog closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jake The Dog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Dog swings for the body but Punchsky moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Punchsky! But no joy.
Punchsky throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Dog sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A swing and a miss from The Dog.
The Dog misses with a hook
and Punchsky counters with a right hand to the body.
The Dog connects with a body shot that sends Punchsky's belly button to the back.
The Dog misses with an uppercut.
Punchsky takes one to the chin there.
Punchsky throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Dog just misses with a punch to the body.
The Dog throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Punchsky slips a straight right by The Dog.
Punchsky uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Dog.
Punchsky throws out a counter right but The Dog avoids it with no problem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dog keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A slow jab from Punchsky misses its intended target.
Punchsky cracks The Dog with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Punchsky avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Dog misses with a wild body shot.
The Dog takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Punchsky throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Punchsky scores with a hook.
Punchsky steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Dog.
Punchsky throws out a loose jab but The Dog uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Dog connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Punchsky throws a low kick, looking for The Dog's leg but The Dog calmly moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from The Dog on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Punchsky ducks right into an uppercut from The Dog.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Punchsky. That snapped The Dog's head back.
Punchsky throws a series of punches but The Dog avoids them all with ease.
The Dog throws out a loose jab but Punchsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Punchsky misses with an uppercut.
The Dog misses with an uppercut. Punchsky saw that one coming.
A big right from The Dog misses.
Punchsky scores with a decent looking hook.
The Dog is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The Dog throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Punchsky to counter with a crisp jab.
The Dog keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Dog looks to score with a jab to the body but Punchsky is just out of range.
Punchsky slips a jab from The Dog.
Punchsky darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Dog looks to land a left hand but Punchsky moved out of range nicely.
Punchsky connects with a nice looking jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dog misses with a lunging right hand
letting Punchsky counter with a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Dog avoids the body shot from Punchsky.
The Dog rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Punchsky counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Punchsky throws a half hearted mid kick.
Punchsky slips under a jab from The Dog.
The Dog throws a lazy right hand but Punchsky sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Dog misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Punchsky. The Dog does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Dog swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
The Dog misses with a looping right.
The Dog has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Punchsky misses with a straight left.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Dog throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Punchsky sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A swing and a miss from The Dog.
Punchsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Dog manages to avoid it.
Punchsky throws a jab when The Dog was well out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Vladimir Punchsky will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Punchsky misses with a straight left.
The Dog dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Punchsky throws a jab when The Dog was well out of range.
Punchsky blocks a jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Punchsky! But no joy.
Vladimir Punchsky is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Dog misses with a jab, cross combination.
Punchsky is looking for the big counter here.
The Dog's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Punchsky connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! The Dog scrambles back to his feet.
The Dog takes a swing at Punchsky's ribcage but misses.
The Dog fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Punchsky. The Dog shrugs it off though.
The Dog swings away with a body shot that misses
and Punchsky counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Dog ducks right into an uppercut from Punchsky.
Punchsky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Dog moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Punchsky misses the target.
Punchsky slips under a jab from The Dog.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Dog misses with a lunging right hand
and Punchsky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punchsky swinging wildly here.
The Dog misses the jab.
Punchsky appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Punchsky keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Dog.
Punchsky swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Punchsky swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A jab from The Dog misses.
The Dog gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The Dog ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A combination from Punchsky does no damage.
The Dog works Punchsky's body with a nice hook.
The Dog connects with a jab.
The Dog throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A nice side step and Punchsky releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchsky throws a nice looking combination but The Dog bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Punchsky is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Dog throws out a loose jab but Punchsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Punchsky is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Dog.
The Dog swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Punchsky throws a hook to the side of The Dog's head but The Dog sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Dog throws a lazy right hand but Punchsky sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Dog throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Punchsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Punchsky slips a straight right by The Dog.
The Dog keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Punchsky.
The Dog slips under a jab from Punchsky.
Punchsky takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The Dog misses with a straight right.
Punchsky throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dog throws a shot from downtown. Punchsky moves away and avoids it.
The Dog uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Punchsky.
Punchsky takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The Dog misses with a straight left.
The Dog uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Punchsky has time to react.
The Dog doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Punchsky throws out a loose jab but The Dog uses good head movement to avoid it.
A big left from The Dog misses.
Punchsky moves out of range as The Dog strikes.
Punchsky misses with the combination.
Punchsky on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The Dog misses with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punchsky throws a right hand that The Dog ducks under and follows up with a left that The Dog also avoids with ease.
The Dog chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The Dog throws a hook to the side of Punchsky's head but Punchsky sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Punchsky let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Punchsky avoids a punch combination nicely.
Punchsky is looking for the big counter here.
The Dog misses with a right hand
and Punchsky counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Punchsky throws a looping overhand right but The Dog ducks down to avoid it.
Punchsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Dog manages to avoid it.
It looked like The Dog wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Punchsky fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Punchsky lands with a right hand.
The Dog misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punchsky.
A slapping leg kick lands for The Dog.
Punchsky lands a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jake The Dog will probably get the nod.
That's time! The Dog's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

The Dog throws a nice outside leg kick.
Punchsky staying out of range there.
Punchsky scores with a jab to the body.
Punchsky misses with a straight right.
The Dog seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Punchsky keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Dog.
The Dog throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Dog on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A slapping body kick lands there for Punchsky.
The Dog fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Punchsky manages to avoid it.
Punchsky tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Dog was well out of range. Poor timing from Punchsky.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Punchsky walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Dog uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Punchsky.
The Dog looks to land a right hand but Punchsky moved out of range.
Punchsky avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punchsky swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Punchsky pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Punchsky thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Dog throws a leg kick
and Punchsky counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Punchsky throws a combination. The Dog tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Punchsky throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Dog tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punchsky was well out of range. Poor timing from The Dog.
A big left from Punchsky misses.
As Punchsky tries to get set, The Dog tries to push him back and clinch up but Punchsky manages to avoid the attempt.
Punchsky takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Punchsky throws a combination. The Dog tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Punchsky moves out of range as The Dog strikes.
The Dog missing with a left hand there. Punchsky was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Punchsky takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Punchsky swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchsky connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Vladimir Punchsky seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Dog lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Punchsky takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Punchsky scores with a nice strike.
Punchsky looks for the body kick but The Dog saw that one coming.
Good standup being displayed there by The Dog as he connects with a hook.
The Dog throws a right and a left that both miss.
Punchsky throws out a loose jab but The Dog uses good head movement to avoid it.
Punchsky lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Dog circles away quickly and effectively.
The Dog misses with a two punch combination.
Punchsky throws out a counter right but The Dog avoids it with no problem.
Punchsky has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Dog finds it's way round the side to connect with Punchsky's head.
Good shot there by The Dog.
Punchsky connects with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dog lands with an overhand left.

Punchsky is rocked!
Punchsky misses the shot to the body.
Punchsky is still on wobbly legs! Can The Dog finish him?
The Dog slips a jab and a cross from Punchsky.
The Dog drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Punchsky's head, knocking him out cold! The Dog is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jake The Dog!
A less than humble Jake The Dog misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.