PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stig Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and frank wank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). frank wank has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Johnson
vs
wank

205 cm
22
272 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
245 lbs
1 - 10 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Death Wish Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stig Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, frank wank!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, William Peck and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
wank checks a leg kick.
Johnson fails to land with a series of punches.
Johnson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
wank looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Johnson shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Johnson showed some decent athleticism there.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Johnson in particular looking to stall.

Johnson is looking for a kimura here.
wank moves into full guard.

Johnson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
wank looks gassed!
Johnson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Johnson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
wank working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Johnson.
wank keeping moving, preventing Johnson from controlling successfully.
Johnson won't allow wank to get back to his feet.
Johnson passes wank's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Johnson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson controlling the action here.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Johnson connects with a nice short shot to wank's temple.
Johnson working the head and body with strikes.
Johnson with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Johnson frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Johnson connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Johnson lands with some vicious ground and pound - can wank hang on?
wank is in a horrible position here. Johnson smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
wank in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Johnson landing punches.
Johnson lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
A nice elbow there by Johnson.
Johnson putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Johnson is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Johnson lands with some strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johnson in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Johnson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. wank looks a forlorn figure.
Johnson working wank over with strikes here.
Johnson with shots to the head and body - wank looks very uncomfortable down there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
wank really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

Johnson has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! wank is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Stig Johnson!