PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ken Tanaka (ranked 3199 p4p, 14600 weight class) and Johnny Drama (ranked 344 p4p, 560 weight class). Tanaka comes into the arena with Sucker for Pain blaring out of the sound system. Drama has chosen The Vicious White Kids No Lip as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Tanaka
vs
Drama

200 cm
39
238
17 - 12 - 0

188 cm
43
240
30 - 27 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ken Tanaka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Drama!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drama throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tanaka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Drama connects with an inside leg kick.
Tanaka looks to throw the jab but Drama is out of range.
Tanaka takes one to the chin there.
Drama throws a looping overhand right but Tanaka ducks down to avoid it.
Drama misses with a wild combination.
Tanaka throwing a counter right hand but Drama manages to avoid it.
Tanaka misses with a series of wild punches.
Drama bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drama misses with a right hand
and Tanaka counters with a nice uppercut.
Drama misses with a looping right.
Drama loads up on a big right hand but Tanaka slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drama avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tanaka connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Tanaka moves out of range of the strikes.

Tanaka sends Drama crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Tanaka is motioning to the referee to let Drama up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Drama throws a shot from downtown. Tanaka moves away and avoids it.
Drama throws a head kick but Tanaka moves out of range.

Tanaka lands a big right hand that sends Drama crashing to the mat! Tanaka stays standing though and waves Drama back to his feet!

Drama is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head kick by Drama misses
and Tanaka counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ken Tanaka!
A very excited looking Ken Tanaka made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.