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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 55 p4p, 89 weight class) and Demir Kocak (ranked 5 p4p, 2 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Demir Kocak!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Bruno Lombardi and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kocak ducks under a wild hook from Wanker.
Wanker connects with the punch.
Kocak with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wanker to score with a decent uppercut.
Kocak takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kocak bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kocak looks to land a body kick but Wanker moved away.
Kocak walks into a straight right hand from Wanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker clinches up with Kocak and pushes him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wanker.
Kocak blocks an uppercut.
Wanker jumps guard but Kocak stands there with Wanker around his waist. Wanker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Kocak misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kocak has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kocak breaks from the clinch.
Wanker tries to clinch up.
Kocak uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wanker.
Wanker jabs Kocak right on the nose. Kocak blinks but takes it well.
Kocak bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kocak dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wanker. That did some damage!
Wanker scores with a shot to the body.
Kocak has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A jab from Kocak misses.
A lazy left from Wanker finds it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wanker misses with a looping right.
Wanker misses with a looping left.
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kocak loads up on a big right hand but Wanker slips the punch.
Wanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kocak counters with a nice uppercut.
Kocak misses with a wild body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wanker clinches up against the cage.
Wanker misses with a punch on the inside.
Kocak misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wanker tries a body shot but Kocak blocks it.
Wanker lands with a left to the head.
Kocak fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kocak looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kocak takes a shot to the head.
Wanker has a couple of punches blocked by Kocak.
Kocak lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kocak scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kocak blocks an uppercut.
Kocak pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Decent striking displayed by Kocak there.
Wanker missing with a left hand there. Kocak was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wanker misses with a hook. Kocak ducked under it nicely.
Kocak loads up on a big right hand but Wanker slips the punch.
Wanker misses with a hook. Kocak ducked under it nicely.
Wanker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wanker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kocak moves out of range as Wanker strikes.
Kocak drops his hands momentarily and Wanker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Wanker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kocak takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wanker misses with a body punch
and Kocak counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wanker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kocak.
Wanker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wanker misses with a left hand
and Kocak counters with a stiff right hand.
Kocak takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A telegraphed right hand from Wanker misses the target.
A nice side step and Kocak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Massive Wanker dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Kocak connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wanker scores with a hook to the body. Kocak takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Wanker swings widly with a right hand
letting Kocak counter with a right hand.
Wanker misses with an uppercut.
Kocak throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kocak tries to land a body kick
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wanker misses with a body punch
and Wanker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kocak lands a body shot.
Kocak moves out of range as Wanker strikes.
Kocak appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Wanker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kocak can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kocak slips under a jab from Wanker.
Wanker is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wanker scores with a hook.
Wanker on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kocak moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wanker ducks under a wild hook from Kocak.
Kocak scores with a shot to the body.
Wanker swings for the body but Kocak moves out of range.
Wanker missing with a left hand there. Kocak was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kocak appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kocak misses with a right hand
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
Wanker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wanker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kocak keeps the fight on the outside.
Kocak tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wanker was well out of range. Poor timing from Kocak.
Wanker was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker misses with a hook
and Kocak connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wanker lands a slapping body shot.
Wanker lands an overhand right.
Wanker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanker has closed the distance and engaged Kocak in a clinch.
Kocak has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kocak pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wanker misses with a lunging right hand
and Kocak counters with a straight right hand.
Wanker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kocak now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Wanker throws a poor cross that misses
and Kocak counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wanker thinking.
Wanker wants to clinch
and Kocak counters with a nice uppercut.
Jab, jab by Wanker - just one landing.
Massive Wanker is winning the standup battle so far.
Kocak misses with a lunging right hand
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wanker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kocak.
Kocak displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wanker throws out the jab.
Wanker jabs Kocak right on the nose. Kocak blinks but takes it well.
Kocak lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wanker's sensitive parts.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wanker throws a lazy uppercut
and Kocak counters with a stiff right hand.
Kocak tries to keep at a distance but Wanker has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wanker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kocak breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kocak takes one on the chin but seems OK.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Massive Wanker will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Wanker misses with a looping right.
Kocak appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Kocak avoids the body shot from Wanker.
Wanker bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kocak's head backwards.
Wanker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kocak! But no joy.
Wanker throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Kocak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wanker moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Kocak goes down! Can Wanker finish him!?
Kocak is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kocak has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Wanker has passed into side control.
Kocak is still in real trouble! Can Wanker finish him?
Wanker advances nicely into full mount.
Wanker trying to control but Kocak is having none of it.
Kocak seems to have recovered his senses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wanker wants to take Kocak's back here but Kocak is holding on to an arm, himself looking to escape.
Wanker is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Kocak to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Kocak shrugs it off.
Wanker goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Kocak turns into him and now he's in Wanker's guard.
Wanker is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Kocak rolls with it to try and escape but Wanker cranks on the arm and Kocak is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
A less than humble Massive Wanker misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Demir Kocak spoke after the fight, saying 'Kartila Madan will avenge this!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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