PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gary Sparxx (ranked 1011 p4p, 1390 weight class) and Inspektor Dee (ranked 42 p4p, 46 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Sparxx
vs
Dee

210 cm
33
267
16 - 4 - 1

205 cm
31
245
14 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gary Sparxx!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 16 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Inspektor Dee!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sparxx misses with a hook
and Dee makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Sparxx throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice defenses there by Dee.
Dee checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Sparxx misses with a straight left.
A nice side step and Dee releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sparxx.
Sparxx throws the left hand but Dee avoids the punch easily.
Sparxx throws a body punch but Dee moves out of range.
Sparxx takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dee throws a leg kick but Sparxx checks it.
A lazy left from Sparxx finds it's target.

It looks like Inspektor Dee has been cut.
Sparxx misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dee blocks a jab.
Sparxx misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Dee counters with a nice leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Dee blocks the low kick.
Sparxx lands a really nice looking cross but Dee seems unphased.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sparxx takes a swing at Dee's ribcage but misses.
Crunch! Dee slams his shin into Sparxx's torso.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dee avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sparxx scores with a push kick.
The fighters circling - Sparxx throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dee flicks out a counter leg kick but Sparxx steps away.
Sparxx takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dee uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sparxx.
Sparxx connects with a single shot there.
Dee lands with a right hand.
Sparxx ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dee lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sparxx takes a step back to recover.
Dee lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Sparxx sends Dee crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Sparxx is motioning to the referee to let Dee up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Dee is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sparxx lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Dee head around and knocks him out cold! Sparxx hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gary Sparxx!
An out of breath and clearly excited Gary Sparxx thanked Altitude Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).