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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between B Real (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Real's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, P.I.M.P. Russian Robot Girl has chosen Rainbow Killer as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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140 lbs
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145 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
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Good takedowns
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, B Real!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, David Schapiro and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Real feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Russian Robot Girl's calf.
Real staying out of range there.
Real scores a takedown into full mount!
Russian Robot Girl wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Real trying to control but Russian Robot Girl is having none of it.
Real thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Real controlling from the full mount.
Russian Robot Girl is trying to stand up.
Real has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Russian Robot Girl can't escape the position.
Russian Robot Girl is trying to stand up.
Real with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Russian Robot Girl defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Real.
Real can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Russian Robot Girl is looking to escape.
Russian Robot Girl is trying to stand up.
Real looking to control but Russian Robot Girl is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Real wants to finish this one by submission but Russian Robot Girl is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Real.
Real is breathing heavily.
Russian Robot Girl is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Real looking to secure an arm triangle but Russian Robot Girl defends it well.
Russian Robot Girl is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Russian Robot Girl swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Real working Russian Robot Girl over with strikes here.
Russian Robot Girl tries to buck Real off but he can't manage it.
Russian Robot Girl defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Real.
Real tries to control but Russian Robot Girl wriggling away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Russian Robot Girl wants to try and get back to his feet.
Real blocks Russian Robot Girl's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Real with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Real is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Russian Robot Girl can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Russian Robot Girl flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Russian Robot Girl bucks Real off and manages to get back to his feet!
Russian Robot Girl misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A swing and a miss from Russian Robot Girl.
Russian Robot Girl tries to keep at a distance but Real has taken the fight into the clinch.
Real escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Russian Robot Girl dodges an elbow strike from Real.
Russian Robot Girl blocks an uppercut.
Russian Robot Girl wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Russian Robot Girl has had enough of the clinch but Real keeps him there for the moment.
Russian Robot Girl is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Russian Robot Girl wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Russian Robot Girl's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Russian Robot Girl misses with a straight right.
Russian Robot Girl tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Russian Robot Girl.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Real thows a body kick. Russian Robot Girl tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Russian Robot Girl pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Real tries to clinch but Russian Robot Girl is having none of it.
Real closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
B Real dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Real fails with an attempt to clinch.
Real closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Russian Robot Girl is not content to let Real control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Russian Robot Girl wants to get back to his feet but Real drags him back down.
Russian Robot Girl is not content to let Real control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Russian Robot Girl is pushing Real's head away, looking to escape. Real manages to hold on to the position though.
Russian Robot Girl stops Real from passing to mount.
Real prevents Russian Robot Girl from escaping the position.
Real is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Russian Robot Girl knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Russian Robot Girl is trying to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Russian Robot Girl with a nice cross.
Real fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Russian Robot Girl throws a head kick that misses.
Russian Robot Girl lands with a slapping head kick.
Russian Robot Girl throws a sloppy head kick and Real moves out of range easily.
Russian Robot Girl throws a head kick that misses.
Russian Robot Girl gets caught flat footed, as Real shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Real stops Russian Robot Girl from standing up.
Real forces his way into half guard.
Real is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Russian Robot Girl is just riding it out for now. Real eventually gives up the hold.
Real stops Russian Robot Girl from getting back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Russian Robot Girl makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Russian Robot Girl throws a hook but Real blocks it.
Russian Robot Girl gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Russian Robot Girl is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Real trying to control the position from guard on top but Russian Robot Girl is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Real stops Russian Robot Girl from standing up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Real tries to free his leg and advance position but Russian Robot Girl is retaining full guard.
Russian Robot Girl trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Real avoids the head kick by Russian Robot Girl.
Russian Robot Girl misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Russian Robot Girl misses with a straight right.
Real tries to close the distance and clinch up but Russian Robot Girl swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Real avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Real has taken the fight to the clinch.
Russian Robot Girl's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Russian Robot Girl throws a head kick but Real moves out of range.
Real darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Russian Robot Girl tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Real manages to move to mount!
Russian Robot Girl is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Real looking to control but Russian Robot Girl is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Real misses with a head shot.
Real has hold of Russian Robot Girl's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Russian Robot Girl manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Russian Robot Girl is in all sorts of trouble here.
Russian Robot Girl sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Russian Robot Girl kicks Real off and gets back to his feet.
Real is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Russian Robot Girl throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Real doesn't manage to clinch there - Russian Robot Girl circles away.
Russian Robot Girl tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Russian Robot Girl throws a looping overhand right but Real ducks down to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
B Real dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Real scores with a head kick.
Russian Robot Girl throws a head kick that misses
and Real counters with a single leg into guard. Russian Robot Girl didn't expect that.
Russian Robot Girl can't keep his opponent in guard - Real advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Real prevents Russian Robot Girl from standing back up.
Real is trying to work for a kimura but Russian Robot Girl is defending well.
Real trying to control the action but Russian Robot Girl is working from the bottom.
Real not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Russian Robot Girl is looking to escape.
Real is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Real drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Real works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Russian Robot Girl makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Russian Robot Girl connects with a nice looking jab.
Russian Robot Girl needs to keep his hands up - Real had a free shot at his head there.
A head kick misses from Russian Robot Girl.
Real shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Russian Robot Girl tries to kick Real off but Real keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Real looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Real is trying to control. Russian Robot Girl wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Russian Robot Girl tries to kick Real off but Real keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Real is working for a kimura but Russian Robot Girl is defending it quite comfortably.
Russian Robot Girl pushes Real off and gets back to his feet.
Real ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Real shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Real works his way into full mount!
Russian Robot Girl tries to buck Real off but he can't manage it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Real tries to control but Russian Robot Girl wriggling away.
Russian Robot Girl is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Real trying to control but Russian Robot Girl is having none of it.
Russian Robot Girl bucks Real off and manages to get back to his feet!
Real jabs at Russian Robot Girl's body.
Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Russian Robot Girl.
Real avoids the head kick by Russian Robot Girl.
Real looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Russian Robot Girl!
Russian Robot Girl squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Real can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Russian Robot Girl is looking to escape.
B Real is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Russian Robot Girl tries to buck Real off but he can't manage it.
Russian Robot Girl throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Real sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Russian Robot Girl wants to try and get back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Real controlling from the full mount.
Russian Robot Girl tries to buck Real off but he can't manage it.
And that's the end of the fight!
B Real showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Real has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... B Real!
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RATING
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