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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pit Canthropus Jr (ranked 1592 p4p, 710 weight class) and Tytus Aleksy (ranked 187 p4p, 87 weight class). Canthropus Jr comes into the arena with Austin Powers - Daddy Wasn't There blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pit Canthropus Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tytus Aleksy!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aleksy throws a hook to the side of Canthropus Jr's head but Canthropus Jr sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Canthropus Jr moves out of range as Aleksy throws a body kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Canthropus Jr misses the target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Canthropus Jr. Aleksy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Canthropus Jr has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Aleksy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Canthropus Jr under the eye.
Aleksy throws a lazy right hand but Canthropus Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Canthropus Jr moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Canthropus Jr thuds a left hand into Aleksy's body.
Canthropus Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Canthropus Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Aleksy scores with a sloppy right hand. Canthropus Jr should have avoided that one.
Aleksy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Aleksy throws a hook but Canthropus Jr avoids it easily.
Canthropus Jr walks into a stiff left hand from Aleksy.
Canthropus Jr is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Aleksy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Canthropus Jr circles away quickly and effectively.
Canthropus Jr thinks about countering with a head kick.
Oh Canthropus Jr is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Aleksy closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Canthropus Jr! Aleksy dives in looking to finish! Canthropus Jr is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tytus Aleksy!
A very excited looking Tytus Aleksy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Pit Canthropus Jr stepped up to the mic, saying 'I blame this on my shit genetics. Fuck you Dad!'.
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hype
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