PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger (ranked 2388 p4p, 2182 weight class) and John Amery (ranked 263 p4p, 243 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that John Amery was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Mountbatten Dillinger
vs
Amery

197 cm
24
273
7 - 7 - 0

195 cm
29
275
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Amery!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shirou Masuda and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mountbatten Dillinger lands a nice shot that snaps Amery's head back.

It looks like John Amery has been cut.
Amery shoots in looking for a takedown but Mountbatten Dillinger manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Amery's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Mountbatten Dillinger is looking to counter punch.
Amery looks for a takedown but Mountbatten Dillinger sprawls well.
Mountbatten Dillinger feinted there with a counter leg kick.

Amery gets the takedown into side control.

Amery tries for a kimura but Mountbatten Dillinger is defending well.

Amery goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Mountbatten Dillinger rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Amery's guard! Nice work there by Mountbatten Dillinger!

Mountbatten Dillinger got a little sloppy there for a moment and Amery has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Mountbatten Dillinger has managed to get both his arms back between Amery's legs - danger averted.
Mountbatten Dillinger throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Amery works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Amery working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mountbatten Dillinger doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mountbatten Dillinger manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Amery is looking for a triangle but Mountbatten Dillinger pushes his legs off easily.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!

Mountbatten Dillinger avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mountbatten Dillinger trying to control but Amery is working from the bottom.

Amery has his feet on Mountbatten Dillinger's thighs here. He's pushed Mountbatten Dillinger off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Mountbatten Dillinger screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). John Amery!
After winning the bout, John Amery thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.