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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Armpits (ranked 1410 p4p, 2167 weight class) and Eldar Fudd (ranked 187 p4p, 262 weight class). Armpits comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stinky Armpits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eldar Fudd!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fudd gets cracked there but stands up to it.
It looks like Eldar Fudd has been cut.
Stinky Armpits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fudd shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Armpits defends it nicely.
Armpits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fudd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Armpits working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Armpits manages to break the clinch.
Armpits lands with a cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The crowd cheers as Armpits lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fudd doesn't seem phased though.
Armpits throws a big shot that misses.
Armpits is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Armpits steps in with a hook that catches Fudd right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Armpits follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Fudd looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Armpits!
Stinky Armpits was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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