PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kazuma Kakuei (ranked 3693 p4p, 5738 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 463 p4p, 605 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kakuei
vs
Trump

190 cm
26
200
2 - 1 - 0

191 cm
19
217
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kazuma Kakuei!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump cracks Kakuei with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Trump misses with a body shot.
It looked like Kakuei was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Trump throws a hook to the side of Kakuei's head but Kakuei sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Trump lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Trump.
Trump moves out of range of the body kick from Kakuei.
Kakuei takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Trump throws a right and a left that Kakuei avoids nicely.
Kakuei misses with a head kick.
Trump lands with an uppercut that bounces Kakuei off the cage and back into range.
Kakuei tries a head kick but it misses.
Kakuei thuds his right hand into Trump's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kakuei dodges the punch combination from Trump.
Donald Trump seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trump throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Trump connects with a right hand. Kakuei shakes it off.
Trump fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kakuei throws a sloppy head kick and Trump moves out of range easily.
Kakuei misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Trump fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kakuei looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kakuei is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump throws a right hand that Kakuei ducks under and follows up with a left that Kakuei also avoids with ease.
Kakuei throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Trump scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Kakuei avoids a punch combination nicely.
Trump lands an overhand right.
Kakuei misses with a wild body shot.
Kakuei looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Trump scores with a body shot.
Kakuei takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kakuei throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trump feints a jab promting Kakuei to slip. Trump then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Kakuei slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Kakuei throws a head kick that misses
and Trump counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Trump connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump connects with a jab.
Kakuei throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Trump lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kakuei backs up against the cage.
Trump goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Left hook, right uppercut from Trump.
Trump stalks Kakuei and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kakuei's face. Kakuei staggers backwards, shaken.
Kakuei takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kakuei has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Kakuei tries a head kick but it misses.
Trump uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Trump throws a combination. Kakuei tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Trump connects with a right hand. Kakuei shakes it off.
Trump is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kakuei had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Trump scores with a jab. Kakuei acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Trump lunges at Kakuei with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kakuei's hand.
Kakuei displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Trump throws out the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Trump throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kakuei.
Trump goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A head kick from Kakuei lands but Trump takes it in his stride.
Danga de danga de dang - Trump scores with a four punch combination!
Trump misses with a straight left.
Kakuei appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Trump throws a one two combo.
Kakuei pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Trump back to the cage. Kakuei follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump throws a series of strikes that have Kakuei backpedaling.
Kakuei looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Trump's corner calls for a 1-2. Trump obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Trump throws a good cross that connects.
Trump has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Trump avoids the head kick by Kakuei.
Kakuei is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kakuei throws a sloppy head kick
and Trump counters with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump throws a one two combo.
Kakuei tries to bum rush Trump with a series of wild strikes but Trump uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Trump moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Trump fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Trump feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kakueis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Trump scores with a three punch combo!
Kakuei buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Trump dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kakuei throws a predictable looking body shot
and Trump counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A left and a right from Trump both land. Nice combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kakuei misses with a body punch
and Trump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kakuei misses with a few strikes there.
Trump throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kakuei.
Trump lands a head shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Trump throws a shot to the body.
Trump catches Kakuei with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kazuma Kakuei is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kakuei misses the shot to the body.
Kakuei throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kakuei avoids a punch combination nicely.
Trump throws a hook to the side of Kakuei's head but Kakuei sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trump. Kakuei does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trump misses with a two punch combination.
Kakuei lands with a nice body kick.
Kakuei scores with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Trump cracks Kakuei with a right hand to the side of the head.
Trump looks to land a combination. Kakuei sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab lands there for Trump.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Kakuei misses.
Trump looks to land a combination but Kakuei avoids it well.
Kakuei swings widly with a right hand
enabling Trump to counter with a crisp jab.
Trump throws a right and a left that Kakuei avoids nicely.
Trump lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Trump throws a one two combo.
Trump throws a combination. Kakuei tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Trump blocks a head kick by Kakuei.
Trump lands with a nice combination. Kakuei backs away looking to recover.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trump jabs Kakuei to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Trump scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Kakuei throws a front kick that sends Trump stumbling back into the cage.
Kakuei misses with a two punch combination.
Trump throws a good cross that connects.
Kakuei looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kakuei misses with a wild body shot.
Trump lands a glancing blow to the side of Kakuei's head.
Kakuei is looking to wear down Trump with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Trump ducks under a wild hook from Kakuei.
Kakuei tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Trump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Trump lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Trump scores with a jab to the body.
Kakuei avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kakuei throws a big counter combination but Trump scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Trump throws the left hand but Kakuei avoids the punch easily.
Kakuei throws a head kick but Trump moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Trump scores with a four punch combination!
Trump throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kakuei sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Trump blocks a head kick by Kakuei.
Trump fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kakuei on the side of the head.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Kakuei might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Trump as he connects with a hook.
Kakuei looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Donald Trump seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Trump's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kakuei under the eye.
Kakuei throws a left and a right that both miss
and Trump counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice shot lands for Trump.
Trump lands a really nice looking cross but Kakuei seems unphased.
Trump misses with the combination.
Trump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kakuei moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Trump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Trump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kakuei scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Trump tries to bum rush Kakuei with a series of wild strikes but Kakuei uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kakuei lands a body shot.
A low kick lands for Kakuei.
Trump blocks a head kick by Kakuei.
Trump throws out a counter right but Kakuei avoids it with no problem.
Kakuei moves forwards but Trump connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Trump has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kakuei takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Trump scores with a punch to the head.
Kakuei throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A punch combination from Kakuei misses.
Trump fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Trump cracks Kakuei with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kakuei tries a head kick but it misses.
Trump throws out a powerful jab.
Kakuei throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Trump lands a jab to the head.
Trump with a hook.
Trump scores with a jab.
Trump swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kakuei counters with a one-two to the body.
Kakuei throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Trump.
Danga de danga de dang - Trump scores with a four punch combination!
Kakuei on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kakuei on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trump misses with a double jab.
Trump lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kakuei circles away quickly and effectively.
Kakuei moves forwards but Trump connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kakuei throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Trump.
Kakuei tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Trump lands a two punch combo.
Kakuei slips a jab and a cross from Trump.
Trump just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromKakuei.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A head kick from Kakuei lands but Trump takes it in his stride.
Trump scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Kakuei uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Trump.
Trump throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kakuei counters with a nice uppercut.
Trump rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Kakuei to counter with a crisp jab.
Kakuei uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Trump.
Kakuei lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Trump's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kakuei under the eye.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trump misses the shot to the body.
Kakuei lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A right-left combo lands from Trump.
Trump misses with a double jab
and Kakuei counters with a left and a right that stings Trump.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Trump.
Kakuei throws a nice looking combination but Trump bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A right-left combo lands from Trump.
Kakuei takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Trump misses with a double jab
and Kakuei counters with a three punch combo that has Trump backing up. Trump nods at Kakuei to acknowledge the strikes.
Kakuei scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Trump lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Trump might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Kakuei throws a leg kick that is checked
and Trump counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Trump scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Trump throws a series of punches but Kakuei moves out of range.
Kakuei lands with a nice body kick.
Kazuma Kakuei has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Donald Trump is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kakuei plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Trump lands a jab-cross combination.
Kakuei lands a jab-cross combination.
Trump throws a right hand that Kakuei ducks under and follows up with a left that Kakuei also avoids with ease.
Kakuei connects with a high kick.
Sloppy strikes from Kakuei. Those never looked like landing.
Trump throws a series of punches but Kakuei avoids them all with ease.
Kakuei throws a lazy head kick
and Trump counters with a two punch combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kakuei throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Trump.
Kakuei tries to move into range but Trump moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kakuei takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kakuei throws a nice looking combination but Trump bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Trump throws a counter combo.
Trump closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Kakuei throws a head kick that misses
enabling Trump to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice body punch from Trump.
Trump lands a head shot.
Kakuei misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Trump.
Kakuei drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Trump lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kakuei backs up against the cage.
Kakuei swinging wildly here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A combination from Kakuei does no damage.
Trump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kakuei takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donald Trump comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Trump has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donald Trump!
Kazuma Kakuei spoke after the fight, saying ' この戦いと私の対戦相手をファックします。今夜、角栄家は彼の家を訪れ、彼の血統を終わらせるでしょう。プライドは決して死なない！'.