PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Zee Land (ranked 505 p4p, 821 weight class) and Keith Seng (ranked 60 p4p, 105 weight class). Land kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is For Heavy Metal we will die!. Keith Seng is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Land
vs
Seng

187 cm
22
162
9 - 3 - 0

178 cm
22
161
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Heavy Metal Drugs
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Zee Land!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Keith Seng!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for Seng.
Land misses with a head kick.
Land lands with a hook. Seng tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Land tries to clinch there but Seng circles away.
Seng looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Land tries to clinch up but Seng circles away and keeps his distance.
Jab, jab by Land - just one landing.
Land pivots, looking for a leg kick but Seng is out of range and Land settles back down.
Land tries a head kick but it misses.
Land wants to clinch up but Seng keeps it at a distance.
Land tries to clinch but Seng moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Seng.
Seng checks the leg kick.
It seemed like Seng was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Land fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Seng manages to avoid it.
Land has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Heavy Metal in the buildup to the fight.
Land tries to clinch there but Seng circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Seng. Land does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seng feints and then cracks Land's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Land down.
Seng has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Land misses with a kick to the body.
Land misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Land tries to clinch but Seng moves away
and Land takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Land throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Seng to counter with a crisp jab.
Seng throws a leg kick which misses Land's front leg but catches the back leg as Land tries to avoid it.
Seng connects with a body shot.

Land gets a clinch.
Seng misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Land.
Land misses with a short punch on the inside.
Land lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Land working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Land's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Seng on the inside.
Land tries to pull guard but Seng won't allow it.
Seng misses with a hook from the clinch.
Seng prevents a body shot from Land.
Land lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Seng.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Land blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Land tries to pull guard but Seng forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Seng tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Seng throws a punch but it's blocked by Land.
Seng blocks an uppercut.
Land misses with a punch on the inside.
Land tries to pull guard but Seng forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zee Land. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Seng lands with a light punch inside.
Land lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Seng.
Seng lands with a right to the head.
Seng throws a head punch that misses.
Land scores with a shot to the side of Seng's head.
Land tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Seng's elbow.
Seng misses with a punch on the inside.
Seng lands a shoulder strike.
Land misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seng misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Land jumps guard but Seng stands there with Land around his waist. Land gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Land misses with some punches.

Seng pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Land misses with a jab, cross combination.
Land's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Seng connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Land scrambles back to his feet.
A solid leg kick lands there for Seng.
Left hook, right uppercut from Land.
Seng stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Land.
Land with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Seng pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Land seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Land takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Seng scores with a sloppy right hand. Land should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Land fails with an attempt to clinch.
Seng lands a nice leg kick that just misses Land's sensitive parts.
Land throws a nice looking combination but Seng bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seng showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Land.
Seng blocks a jab.
Seng cracks a nice hook into Land's ribs.
Land misses with an uppercut.
Seng slips a straight right by Land.
Seng circles away from the clinch attempt.
Land really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Land avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zee Land seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Seng swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Land misses the shot to the body.
Seng throws an off balance right hand
and Land counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Seng throws a front kick aimed at Land's knee but Land avoids it well.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Land is looking to clinch but Seng is avoiding it.
Land looks to clinch
and Seng counters with a stiff right hand.
Seng just misses with a punch to the body.
Seng lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Seng.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Keith Seng dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Land moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Land misses with a double jab.
Seng has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Land throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Seng sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Land connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Land turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Seng scores with a shot to the body.
Seng scores with a leg kick.
Land scores with the left hand. Seng knows he should have avoided that one.

It looks like Keith Seng has been cut.
Land lands with a good body shot.
A slow jab from Seng misses its intended target.
It looked like Land wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Land throws a body punch but Seng moves out of range.
Seng avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Land slips a straight right by Seng.
Land throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Seng appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Land tries to land a body kick
and Seng counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seng scores with a jab. Land acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seng is looking to chop away at Land's legs.
Land throws a hook to the side of Seng's head but Seng sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Seng waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Land.
Land throws a right hand that Seng ducks under and follows up with a left that Seng also avoids with ease.
An inside leg kick lands from Seng.
Land slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A big left from Seng misses.
Land moves out of range as Seng strikes.
Seng circles away from the clinch attempt.
Seng lands a nice shot to the body.
Land uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Seng.
Land connects with a right hand. Seng shakes it off.
Land misses with a head kick.
Land wants to slow Seng down by chopping away at his legs.
Land moves away from the strike by Seng.
Land uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Seng.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seng throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Seng bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Land's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A good leg kick by Land.
Seng takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Land throws a sloppy head kick and Seng moves out of range easily.
Land throws a half hearted mid kick.
Land is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A chopping leg kick lands by Land.
Land throws a low kick but it's checked well by Seng.

Land moves into the clinch successfully.
Land working aggressively here.

Land gets control of Seng's arms and successfully pulls guard. Land will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Seng content to stall in guard here.

Land has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Seng can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seng not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Land working for a triangle but Seng defends it easily.

Land has his foot on Seng's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Seng works his way back into a safe position though.
Land looking to hit a scissor sweep but Seng is one step ahead there.
Land is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Seng wants to pass the guard but Land is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Land is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Seng is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Land looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Seng slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Land is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Seng is aware though and is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Seng sitting in guard here, content to control.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Zee Land dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Keith Seng's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Seng throws a nice inside leg kick.
Seng missing with a left hand there. Land was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Seng stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Land.
Land is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Seng.

Land takes the fight into the clinch.
Land lands with a right to the head.
Land lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Seng escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Land keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Seng.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Land attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Seng now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Seng staying out of range there.
Land throws a leg kick but Seng sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Good leg kick by Land.
Seng circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Land.
Land throws a head kick but Seng moves out of range.
Seng's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Seng jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Land connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Seng takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Land swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Keith Seng seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Land stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Seng.
Land fails in his attempt to clinch.
Seng has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Land finds it's way round the side to connect with Seng's head.
Seng lunges at Land with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Land's hand.
Seng throws a right hand that misses
letting Land counter with a right hand.
Land lands a glancing blow to the side of Seng's head.
Seng bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Land connects with an inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Land avoids the body shot from Seng.
Land avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seng checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Land walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Seng checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Good exchange - Seng coming out on top.
Land catches Seng with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Land instigates a clinch.
Land tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Seng smiles and moves away.
Land moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Land scores with a push kick.
A big left from Seng misses.
Seng walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Land misses with a straight right.
Land pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Seng looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Land connects with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seng lands with a good body shot.
Seng throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Seng takes a swing at Land's ribcage but misses.
Land misses with an attempted mid kick.
Land takes a jab right on the kisser.
Land has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Seng.
Land keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Seng digs a good hook to Land's body.
Land throws a big shot that misses.
Land fails in his attempt to clinch.
Seng doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Land fails with an attempt to clinch.
A big right from Land misses.
Land moves away from the strike by Seng.
Seng fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Land misses with a leg kick
and Seng cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seng pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Seng checks a leg kick nicely.
Seng doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Land tries to work over Seng's front leg with a kick but Seng checks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Land.
A head kick misses from Land.
It seemed like Seng was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Land scores with a jab to the head.
A big left from Land misses.
Land cracks Seng with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Seng cracks a nice hook into Land's ribs.
Seng slips under a jab.
A slow jab from Land misses its intended target.
Seng takes a swing at Land's ribcage but misses.
Land thuds a left hand into Seng's body.
Seng fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Land manages to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Zee Land showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Land has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zee Land!
After the fight, Zee Land was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.