PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vlad Rasputin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and doyiel shithead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vlad Rasputin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Rasputin
vs
shithead

170 cm
22
165 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

170 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Vlad Rasputin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, doyiel shithead!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rasputin looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
shithead looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Rasputin looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks shithead with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Rasputin winds up and cracks shithead with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Rasputin slips a nice elbow through shithead's hands, connecting with shithead's forehead.

shithead is rocked!
Rasputin scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
shithead is still in real trouble! Can Rasputin finish him?
Rasputin working shithead over with strikes.
Rasputin is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, shithead is hurt! He's hurt bad - Rasputin fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save shithead from any more punishment! Congratulations to Rasputin! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vlad Rasputin!