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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santas Bitch (ranked 85 p4p, 99 weight class) and Noah Anderson (ranked 15 p4p, 17 weight class). Bitch's entrance music is Havana. A fine choice. Noah Anderson will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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14 - 1 - 0 |
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santas Bitch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Noah Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Andrew Berry and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
It looks like Noah Anderson has been cut.
Anderson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bitch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Anderson counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Bitch throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Anderson on the side of the head.
Bitch throws a shot from downtown. Anderson moves away and avoids it.
Bitch rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Anderson misses with a looping left.
Anderson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bitch.
Bitch throws out a powerful jab.
Bitch misses with a left hand
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anderson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bitch throws a hook but Anderson blocks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Anderson! But no joy.
Bitch misses with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bitch misses with a straight right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch throws an off balance right hand
and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand.
Bitch misses with an uppercut
and Anderson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Anderson with the inside leg kick.
Bitch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bitch throws a poor cross that misses
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
Bitch misses with a shot to the body
and Anderson counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Anderson staying out of range there.
Anderson unleashes a big counter combination but Bitch bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bitch misses with a jab to the body
and Anderson counters with a head kick that drops Bitch to the mat! Bitch scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Bitch is rocked!
Anderson has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bitch throws a sloppy body shot
and Anderson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Oh Bitch is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bitch misses with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a body kick.
Bitch seems to have got his legs back now.
Santas Bitch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch swings for the body but Anderson moves out of range.
Anderson raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Anderson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bitch throws a lazy uppercut
and Anderson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Anderson is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bitch swings for the body but Anderson moves out of range.
Bitch throws a shot to the body.
Bitch swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bitch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bitch misses with a hook to the body
and Anderson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bitch lands with a shot to the body.
Bitch misses with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Bitch misses the target.
Bitch throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bitch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bitch misses the body punch
and Anderson counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bitch! Anderson lets Bitch back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bitch moves away.
Bitch looks to land a right hand but Anderson moved out of range.
Bitch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anderson.
Anderson steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Bitch looks to land a right hand but Anderson moved out of range.
Anderson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Nice defenses there by Anderson.
Anderson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bitch swings widly with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Bitch has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Noah Anderson!
Noah Anderson is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Noah Anderson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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