PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Mad Onion (ranked 750 p4p, 694 weight class) and Andy Grabber (ranked 105 p4p, 97 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Grabber's choice of entrance music: Side to Side. Luke Mad Onion has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mad Onion
vs
Grabber

192 cm
31
275
26 - 18 - 0

207 cm
38
275
42 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Andy Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mad Onion doesn't manage to clinch there - Grabber circles away.
Grabber misses with a body kick.
Mad Onion takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Mad Onion clinches with his opponent.
Mad Onion misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mad Onion using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Grabber has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Grabber throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mad Onions head.
Mad Onion misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mad Onion misses with a punch to the body.
Grabber lands with a right to the head.
Grabber takes a knee to the side of the body.
Mad Onion gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Grabber tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mad Onion's elbow.
Mad Onion tries to land knees in the clinch but Grabber avoids the damage to the body.
Mad Onion is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Grabber is defending well for now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mad Onion.
Mad Onion is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Grabber is defending well for now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mad Onion throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grabber is working Mad Onion over against the cage.
Grabber is leaning against Mad Onion and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Grabber misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Grabber.
Mad Onion misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grabber lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mad Onion tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Grabber avoids it.

Grabber breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Grabber throws a leg kick but Mad Onion moved away.

Mad Onion moves into the clinch.
Mad Onion throws a punch but it's blocked by Grabber.
With the fighters up against the cage, Mad Onion throws an elbow but misses.

Grabber breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Grabber circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mad Onion throws a combination that misses
and Grabber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Luke Mad Onion has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mad Onion feints and then cracks Grabber's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Grabber down.
Mad Onion fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mad Onion backing away here, and Grabber unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Luke Mad Onion seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grabber thows a body kick. Mad Onion tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Mad Onion rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Grabber moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Grabber looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Mad Onion throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mad Onion lands a jab to the nose.
Mad Onion looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Mad Onion ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Grabber moves away.

Mad Onion rushes Grabber and presses him up against the cage.
Grabber lands with a right to the head.
Grabber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mad Onion backwards.
Grabber lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Grabber tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mad Onion's elbow.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short left from Grabber.
Mad Onion lands a body shot.
Grabber misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Grabber breaks the clinch.
Grabber fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mad Onion is out of range.
Mad Onion blocks a low kick nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grabber dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Grabber stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Grabber misses with a low kick.
Mad Onion is looking to chop away at Grabber's legs.
Mad Onion takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mad Onion is looking to clinch but Grabber is avoiding it.
Mad Onion keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mad Onion wants to clinch
and Grabber counters with a stiff right hand.
Grabber moves out of range as Mad Onion strikes.
Mad Onion slips a straight right by Grabber.
Mad Onion looks to land a left hand but Grabber moved out of range nicely.
Mad Onion tries to close the distance and clinch up but Grabber swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Good shot there by Grabber.
Mad Onion is looking to clinch but Grabber is avoiding it.
Grabber smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Mad Onion is rocked!
Grabber throws a nice outside leg kick.
Oh Mad Onion is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good leg kick by Grabber.
Grabber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mad Onion on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Mad Onion is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mad Onion throws out a loose jab but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mad Onion seems to have got his legs back now.
Mad Onion tries to clinch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber cracks Mad Onion with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Grabber swings for the body but Mad Onion moves out of range.
Grabber checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Grabber throws an overhand right that drops Mad Onion like a sack of potatoes! Grabber dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy Grabber!
Andy Grabber spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.