PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Mad Onion (ranked 558 p4p, 1098 weight class) and Andy Grabber (ranked 80 p4p, 147 weight class). Grabber is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Side to Side. On his way into the cage it seems that Luke Mad Onion has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Luke Mad Onion seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Mad Onion
vs
Grabber

192 cm
32
275
28 - 20 - 0

207 cm
39
275
44 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 44 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Andy Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Shimada and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice jab there from Mad Onion.
No joy there for Mad Onion, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Grabber misses the shot to the body.
Mad Onion steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Mad Onion fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Grabber moves out of range as Mad Onion strikes.
Grabber misses with a low kick.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mad Onion was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Grabber throws out a loose jab but Mad Onion uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mad Onion takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Grabber tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Mad Onion misses with an uppercut. Grabber saw that one coming.
Mad Onion swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Grabber makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Grabber misses with an uppercut.
Grabber scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mad Onion.
Grabber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mad Onion moves away.
Grabber throws the left hand but Mad Onion avoids the punch easily.
Grabber slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Grabber wants to land a leg kick but Mad Onion is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Grabber. Mad Onion does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber throws a low kick but Mad Onion avoids it.
Good shot there by Mad Onion.
Grabber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A low kick lands for Grabber.
Mad Onion fakes the leg kick and cracks Grabber in the body.
Grabber throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Mad Onion tries to close the distance and clinch up but Grabber swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Grabber drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Grabber circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mad Onion is looking to slow Grabber down with leg kicks.
Grabber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber scores with a jab.
Grabber lands an overhand right.
Luke Mad Onion seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grabber avoids a punch combination nicely.
Grabber lands a really nice looking cross but Mad Onion seems unphased.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mad Onion with a nice cross.
Grabber looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mad Onion keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Mad Onion throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Grabber avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mad Onion checks a leg kick.
Mad Onion throws a right hand that Grabber ducks under and follows up with a left that Grabber also avoids with ease.

Mad Onion forces Grabber back against the cage and clinches.
A body shot lands from Mad Onion.
Grabber looks winded!
Mad Onion tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Grabber avoids it.
Mad Onion lands with a light punch inside.
Mad Onion trying to land knees to the body.
Grabber lands a left hand.
Mad Onion comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Andy Grabber has been cut.
Mad Onion lands a hook to the side of the head.

Grabber is rocked!
Mad Onion lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grabber is still on wobbly legs! Can Mad Onion finish him?
Grabber letting Mad Onion take a breather here.
Mad Onion scores with a nice hook to the head.
Grabber misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mad Onion working Grabber over with knees to the body.
Grabber seems to have recovered his senses.
I was talking to Mad Onion's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Mad Onion scores a nice knee to the body.
Mad Onion lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Mad Onion works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mad Onion lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mad Onion unloads an enormous knee to the head! That's knocked Grabber out cold! Holy cow, it was almost as if it lifted Grabber off his feet!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Luke Mad Onion!
Luke Mad Onion decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.