PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johan Joestar (ranked 517 p4p, 400 weight class) and Saul Goodman (ranked 77 p4p, 60 weight class). Joestar comes to the cage accompanied by Coda - Bloody Stream. Johan Joestar has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Joestar
vs
Goodman

195 cm
29
242
13 - 7 - 0

182 cm
29
272
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
PWNAGE Elite - $25 Tees

Offseason nutrition & LAUNDRY (130$-160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johan Joestar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saul Goodman!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yuuki Gou and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goodman tries to clinch up but Joestar circles away and keeps his distance.
Goodman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
An attempted straight right counter from Joestar misses the target.
Goodman misses with a straight right.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Goodman keeps control of Joestar as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Joestar is trying to break the clinch but Goodman is controlling him.

Joestar escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice shot by Goodman.

It looks like Johan Joestar has been cut.
A nice leg kick from Goodman, right into the meat of the thigh.
Joestar has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Goodman.
Goodman ducks under a wild hook from Joestar.
Goodman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Joestar.
Joestar misses with a straight right.
Goodman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Joestar paws at him with a jab and circles away.
An inside leg kick lands from Goodman.
Goodman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A clash of legs there as Goodman blocks the low kick.
Goodman moves in looking to clinch but Joestar pushes him off.
Goodman is looking to chop away at Joestar's legs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goodman misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goodman slips under a jab.
Goodman moves away from the strike by Joestar.
A little jabbing left from Goodman on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Goodman lands with an uppercut that bounces Joestar off the cage and back into range.
Goodman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Joestar swings widly with a right hand
and Joestar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Goodman instigates a clinch.
Joestar blocking some punches.
Goodman keeps control of Joestar as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Goodman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Goodman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Goodman holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Goodman.
Goodman lands with a right to the head.
Joestar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Joestar is trying to break the clinch but Goodman is controlling him.
Goodman scores with a shot to the side of Joestar's head.

Joestar's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Goodman throws a leg kick but Joestar sees it coming and moves out of range.
Joestar seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Joestar misses with a body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Goodman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goodman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Goodman checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Goodman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Saul Goodman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joestar avoids the body shot from Goodman.
Goodman with a nice calf kick.
Goodman tries to clinch but Joestar is having none of it.
Joestar thuds a left hand into Goodman's body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Goodman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Goodman connects with a jab.
Goodman swinging wildly here.
Goodman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Goodman darts in and clinches Joestar up against the cage.
Joestar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Goodmans head.
Goodman working aggressively here.
Goodman tries a body shot but Joestar blocks it.

Joestar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joestar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Goodman.
Joestar misses the jab.
Goodman tries to clinch up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Joestar.
Goodman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Joestar manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Goodman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Joestar throws a lazy right hand but Goodman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Joestar. That snapped Goodman's head back.
Joestar keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A shot to the liver by Goodman. Beautiful body shot.
Goodman misses the shot to the body.
Goodman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joestar bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Goodman lands a head shot.
Goodman tries to clinch but Joestar is having none of it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big right from Joestar misses.
Goodman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Goodman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Joestar was well out of range. Poor timing from Goodman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goodman moves in looking to clinch but Joestar pushes him off.
Goodman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Joestar.
Goodman tries to clinch up but Joestar circles away and keeps his distance.
Joestar takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Goodman throws an overhand right that lands on Joestar's shoulder, as Joestar tries to avoid the shot.
Goodman wants to clinch.
Joestar throws out a loose jab but Goodman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Goodman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Joestar.
Goodman tries to close the distance and clinch but Joestar swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Joestar is looking to counter punch.
Joestar misses with a wild body shot.
Goodman wants to counter with a clinch but Joestar pushes him away.
Goodman throws a body shot but no joy.
A little feinted left hand from Joestar on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Joestar misses with a straight left.
Goodman steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Joestar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Goodman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Joestar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Goodman.
Joestar takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Joestar is breathing heavily.
Goodman throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Saul Goodman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Johan Joestar's cut.
That's time! Joestar's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Joestar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Goodman tries to clinch up but Joestar circles away and keeps his distance.
Joestar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Saul Goodman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Goodman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Goodman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Goodman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Goodman clinches with his opponent.
Joestar working hard to break the clinch.
Come on Goodman - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Joestar has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Goodman content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Goodman prevents Joestar from breaking the clinch.
A body shot lands from Goodman.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Goodman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Joestar is trying to break the clinch but Goodman has him pressed against the cage.
Joestar has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Joestar tries to break free but Goodman pushes him back against the cage.
Joestar looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Goodman.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Goodman.
Goodman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Joestar pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Goodman pushes off an throws an elbow but Joestar leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Goodman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Goodman.
Joestar takes an elbow to the forehead.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Goodman.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Goodman misses with a punch on the inside.
Goodman is struggling to control the position.
Joestar's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.

Joestar manages to break the clinch.
Goodman tries to clinch up.
Goodman motions for Joestar to come forward. Goodman throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Joestar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Joestar swats away the attempt to clinch by Goodman.
Goodman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Joestar moves away.
Goodman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goodman lands a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Goodman.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goodman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Goodman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Joestar stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Goodman is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Joestar rather than just go for the knockout.
Goodman bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Joestar's head backwards.

Johan Joestar's cut is getting worse.
Goodman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Joestar's sensitive parts.
Goodman cracks Joestar with an open hand slap.

Johan Joestar's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Goodman tries to clinch up but Joestar circles away and keeps his distance.
A left lands for Goodman.

Joestar is rocked!
Goodman feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Joestar crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Saul Goodman!
After the big win, Saul Goodman made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors FUClothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.