PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 266 p4p, 393 weight class) and Walad Anubis (ranked 43 p4p, 62 weight class). McWrestler's entrance music is Lil Baby - On Me. A fine choice. Anubis has chosen Hideaway as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

McWrestler
vs
Anubis

180 cm
25
174
12 - 5 - 0

185 cm
25
170
11 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walad Anubis!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Bruno Lombardi and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anubis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Anubis takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Anubis gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McWrestler.
Anubis misses with a hook.
McWrestler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Anubis has time to react.
Nice straight punches there by McWrestler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McWrestler.
McWrestler with a poor takedown
and Anubis counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McWrestler lands a right hook to the body.
McWrestler slips under a jab from Anubis.
McWrestler was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.

McWrestler looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Anubis!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anubis struggling a bit here.
Anubis taking punishment in the form of punches.
McWrestler working the ground and pound from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
McWrestler fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Anubis is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Anubis keeps working.
Anubis is trying to control McWrestler's posture but McWrestler avoids it.
McWrestler is working Anubis over with some ground and pound from side control.
McWrestler working the ground and pound but Anubis is defending the strikes.
The strikes coming from McWrestler are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
You can see the frustration on Anubis's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Anubis dodges the ground and pound from McWrestler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anubis gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Anubis wants to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
McWrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anubis is in a horrible position here. McWrestler smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Anubis wants to hold on but McWrestler pushes him away.
McWrestler raining down shots from the mount!
McWrestler scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Anubis is in all sorts of trouble here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anubis wants to control but McWrestler is having none of it.
McWrestler landing shots from mount.
McWrestler cracks Anubis with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

Anubis is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler with the ground and pound from mount.
Anubis is still in real trouble! Can McWrestler finish him?
McWrestler loads up with a big shot that hurts Anubis! He's pulled McWrestler in close but McWrestler has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Anubis survive? More strikes from McWrestler and Anubis is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dude McWrestler!
Our winner, Dude McWrestler, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.