PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jihadi Joseph (ranked 311 p4p, 620 weight class) and Magnificent Chulalongkorn (ranked 45 p4p, 76 weight class). Chulalongkorn is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Yellow Claw & The Opposites - Thunder. Jihadi Joseph has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Joseph
vs
Chulalongkorn

175 cm
25
145
9 - 2 - 0

163 cm
27
144
13 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jihadi Joseph!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Magnificent Chulalongkorn!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joseph jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Joseph definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Joseph throws a leg kick
and Chulalongkorn counters with a straight right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Joseph. That snapped Chulalongkorn's head back.
Chulalongkorn takes a swing at Joseph's ribcage but misses.
A big right from Chulalongkorn misses.
A low kick from Joseph misses
and Joseph takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Joseph does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Joseph throws a leg kick
and Chulalongkorn counters with a stiff right hand.

Joseph is rocked!
Joseph misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Chulalongkorn counters with a big right hand! Oh Joseph is in trouble here! Chulalongkorn follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Magnificent Chulalongkorn!
Magnificent Chulalongkorn was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.