PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ham Burger (ranked 2981 p4p, 5383 weight class) and Ron Deagle (ranked 365 p4p, 560 weight class). Ham Burger is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Burger
vs
Deagle

180 cm
19
177
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
180
0 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Nutritional Shaved Ice

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ham Burger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ron Deagle!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, William Gold and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Deagle ducks under a wild hook from Burger.
Burger's corner calls for a 1-2. Burger obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A swing and a miss from Burger.
A lazy left from Burger finds it's target.
Burger cracks Deagle with a right hand to the side of the head.
Burger throws a jab when Deagle was well out of range.
Burger throws a jab when Deagle was well out of range.
It seemed like Deagle was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Burger throws a hook but Deagle avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Burger. Deagle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Deagle is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Burger looks to land a left hand but Deagle moved out of range nicely.
Deagle throws a big counter head kick but Burger avoids it with no problem.
Burger throws a looping overhand right but Deagle ducks down to avoid it.
A slow jab from Burger misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Deagle takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice defenses there by Deagle.
Burger misses with a hook
and Deagle counters with a big head kick but Burger shrugs it off.
Deagle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Burger throws out the jab.
A shot to the body from Burger misses
and Deagle counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Burger misses with an uppercut.
Burger moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDeagle.
Burger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Deagle manages to avoid it.
Burger moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDeagle.
Deagle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Burger moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDeagle.
Burger misses with a wild body shot.
Deagle shapes to counter with a head kick.
Deagle bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Deagle throws a big counter head kick but Burger avoids it with no problem.
Burger has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jeffery Epstein Suicide Center in the buildup to the fight.
Deagle with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Burger to score with a decent uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burger looks to throw the jab but Deagle is out of range.
Burger scores with a shot to the body.
Burger misses with a hook
and Burger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Burger missing with a left hand there. Deagle was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Deagle! But no joy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burger just misses with a punch to the body.
Burger throws a right hand that misses
and Deagle counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Deagle avoids the body shot from Burger.
Deagle throws a fast counter high kick but Burger manages to duck under it in time.
Burger misses with a hook.
Deagle looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Burger throws a shot from downtown. Deagle moves away and avoids it.
Deagle throws a fast counter high kick but Burger manages to duck under it in time.
A telegraphed right hand from Burger misses the target.
Burger throws a jab when Deagle was well out of range.
Burger swings for the body but Deagle moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burger misses with a looping right.
Deagle throws a fast counter high kick but Burger manages to duck under it in time.
Burger misses with a right hand
and Deagle counters with a stiff right hand.
Burger throws a right hand that misses
and Deagle counters with a nice leg kick.
Burger throws a hook but Deagle blocks it.
Burger misses with a left hand
and Deagle counters with a nice uppercut.
Burger misses with a right hand
and Burger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Burger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Deagle.
Burger lands with a cross.
Burger loads up on a big right hand but Deagle slips the punch.
Deagle bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Deagle! But no joy.
Burger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Deagle uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Burger.
Deagle raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Burger lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Deagle at a distance.
Deagle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Burger catches Deagle with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burger scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Deagle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Burger.
Burger throws a jab when Deagle was well out of range.
Deagle shapes to counter with a head kick.
Burger misses with a lunging right hand
and Deagle counters with a head kick.
Burger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Burger lands a nice shot that snaps Deagle's head back.
Jab, jab by Burger - just one landing.
Burger lands with a nice body punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ham Burger dominated that round.
That's time! Burger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Burger thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ham Burger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burger digs a good hook to Deagle's body.
Deagle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Burger.
Burger jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Deagle throws a big counter head kick but Burger avoids it with no problem.
Burger misses with a body punch
and Deagle counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Burger is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Deagle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Burger.
Deagle blocks a jab.
Deagle is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Burger misses with a left hand
and Burger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burger throws a body shot but no joy.
Deagle raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A swing and a miss from Burger.
Deagle looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Burger throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Burger moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDeagle.
Burger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Deagle throws a fast counter high kick but Burger manages to duck under it in time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Deagle slips a straight right by Burger.
Deagle throws a fast counter high kick but Burger manages to duck under it in time.
Deagle staying out of range there.
Deagle moves out of range as Burger strikes.
Burger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Deagle shapes to counter with a head kick.
Burger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Burger throws a jab but it's blocked by Deagle.
Burger throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Deagle shapes to counter with a head kick.
Deagle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Deagle only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Burger just misses with a punch to the body.
Burger moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDeagle.
Ham Burger is winning the standup battle so far.
Burger throws a right hand that misses
letting Deagle counter with a right hand.
Deagle moves out of range as Burger strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burger cracks Deagle with a right hand to the side of the head.
Burger scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Deagle is rocked!
Deagle leaves his chin hanging out and Burger seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Deagle crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ham Burger!
Ham Burger managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Nutritional Shaved Ice, into his post fight interview.