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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glenn Greenwald (ranked 2889 p4p, 1448 weight class) and Violent Femme (ranked 72 p4p, 42 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

183 cm
28
176
10 - 8 - 0
167 cm
24
140
6 - 2 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Conviction
Voodoo Nutrition

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Glenn Greenwald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Violent Femme!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Patrick Alders and Paul Aken.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Femme misses with a hook.
Greenwald cracks Femme with a right hand to the side of the head.
Greenwald throws a jab when Femme was well out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Femme slips under a jab from Greenwald.
Femme throws a hook but Greenwald blocks it.
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Greenwald.
Greenwald misses with a wild body shot.
Femme misses with a straight left.
Femme jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Femme moves out of range of the strikes.
Femme looks to throw the jab but Greenwald is out of range.
Greenwald throws a jab when Femme was well out of range.
Femme getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little feinted left hand from Greenwald on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Greenwald sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Femme throws a hook but Greenwald blocks it.
Greenwald seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Femme misses with a hook. Greenwald ducked under it nicely.
Femme is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Greenwald sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Greenwald moves out of range as Femme strikes.
Greenwald has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Aloha MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Femme misses with a looping right.
Greenwald swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Greenwald attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Femme has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Greenwald sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A jab from Femme misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Greenwald 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Femme ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Greenwald moves out of range as Femme strikes.
Femme misses with a body shot.
Femme loads up on a big right hand but Greenwald slips the punch.
Greenwald misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Greenwald is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Femme misses with an uppercut.
Greenwald is looking to counter with head kicks.
Femme lands a nice shot to the body.
Femme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Greenwald manages to avoid it.
Femme lands with a shot to the body.
Greenwald jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Femme looks to score with a jab to the body but Greenwald is just out of range.
Femme throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Greenwald stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Femme throws a jab but it's blocked by Greenwald.
Femme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Greenwald manages to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Greenwald swinging wildly here.
Greenwald throws a low kick but it's checked well by Femme.
Femme swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Greenwald goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Greenwald misses the shot to the body.
Femme looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Greenwald avoids the body shot from Femme.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Greenwald.
Greenwald misses with a looping left.
Violent Femme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Femme scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Femme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Femme ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Greenwald moves away.
Greenwald moves away from the strike by Femme.
Femme throws a good cross that connects.
Femme uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Greenwald.
Femme swings for the body but Greenwald moves out of range.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Femme looks to score with a jab to the body but Greenwald is just out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Greenwald looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Femme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Greenwald lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Femme has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Femme and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Greenwald misses with a looping right.
Greenwald bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Greenwald scores with a punch to the head.
Greenwald misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Femme misses with a wild body shot.
Greenwald takes one on the button.
Femme takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Greenwald jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Greenwald scores with a push kick.
Greenwald swinging wildly here.
Femme keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Femme scores with a hook to the body. Greenwald takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nice straight punches there by Greenwald. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Greenwald.
Greenwald uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
Femme slips under a jab.
Greenwald throws a nice looking combination but Femme bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Greenwald lands a nice looking kick to the body. Femme takes a step back to recover.
A telegraphed right hand from Femme misses the target.
Greenwald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice defenses there by Greenwald.
Greenwald steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Greenwald throws a big counter combination but Femme scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Femme throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Femme throws the left hand but Greenwald avoids the punch easily.
Femme throws a jab when Greenwald was well out of range.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Femme lands a glancing blow to the side of Greenwald's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Greenwald moves forwards but Femme connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Greenwald misses with an uppercut. Femme saw that one coming.
Femme punishes Greenwald's body with a nice straight punch.
Femme steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Greenwald.
Femme jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jab from Greenwald.
Left hook, right uppercut from Greenwald.
Greenwald avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Greenwald tries to bum rush Femme with a series of wild strikes but Femme uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Greenwald scores with a jab to the jaw.
Femme digs a good body shot into Greenwald's ribs.
Femme misses with a left hand
and Greenwald counters with a straight right hand.
Greenwald just misses with a punch to the body.
Femme slips under a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Femme throws a shot to the body.
Greenwald moves out of range of the strikes.
Greenwald throws a right and a left that Femme avoids nicely.
Femme misses with a hook.
Greenwald went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Greenwald moves away from the strike by Femme.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Violent Femme will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Femme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Greenwald.
Greenwald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The fighters circling - Greenwald throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Greenwald stalks Femme and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Femme's face. Femme staggers backwards, shaken.
Greenwald swings for the body but Femme moves out of range.
Greenwald goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Femme lands a jab to the head.
Femme misses the shot to the body.
Femme blocks a low kick nicely.
Greenwald takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Violent Femme seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Greenwald misses with a series of wild punches.
Femme keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Greenwald.
Femme keeps the fight on the outside.
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Greenwald throws a half hearted mid kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Greenwald rushes Femme and presses him up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Femme.
Greenwald's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Greenwald working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme misses with some punches.
Greenwald lands an elbow just above Femme 's eye.
Greenwald tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Femme misses with a hook to the ribs.
Femme blocks a body shot from Greenwald.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Greenwald creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Greenwald prevents a body shot from Femme.
Femme blocks an elbow strike from Greenwald.
Greenwald tries a body shot but Femme blocks it.
Femme pushes Greenwald back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Greenwald lands a right hand.
A short uppercut from Greenwald.
A head punch on the inside from Femme fails to land.
Femme misses with a hook from the clinch.
Femme fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Femme throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenwald.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Greenwald holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short right from Femme.
Greenwald lands a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Greenwald content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Femme misses with a punch on the inside.
Greenwald blocks an uppercut.
Femme misses with a short punch on the inside.
Femme misses with a short punch on the inside.
Femme's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Greenwald tries to throw a body punch but Femme avoids it by throwing Greenwald back against the cage.
Femme prevents a body shot from Greenwald.
Femme tries to throw a body punch but Greenwald avoids it by throwing Femme back against the cage.

Femme breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Femme changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Femme misses with a straight left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald throws a right hand that Femme ducks under and follows up with a left that Femme also avoids with ease.
A little jabbing left from Femme on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Greenwald fails with an attempt to clinch.
Femme digs a good hook to Greenwald's body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Greenwald.
Femme throws a hook but Greenwald avoids it easily.
Greenwald slips under a jab.
Greenwald lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Femme at a distance.
Greenwald jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Femme throws out a counter right but Greenwald avoids it with no problem.
Femme works Greenwald's body with a nice hook.
Greenwald uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Greenwald slips under a jab from Femme.
Greenwald seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Greenwald throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Femme throws a hook to the side of Greenwald's head but Greenwald sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Greenwald appears to be looking for a big counter.
Femme just misses with a punch to the body.
Greenwald throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Femme sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Greenwald ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Greenwald looks to land a left hand but Femme moved out of range nicely.
Femme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Greenwald throws out the jab.
Femme moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Greenwald tries to clinch but Femme is having none of it.
Femme lands with an overhand left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Greenwald fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Greenwald lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Greenwald throws an overhand right that lands on Femme's shoulder, as Femme tries to avoid the shot.
A nice side step and Femme releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Greenwald ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Greenwald blocks a jab.
Greenwald throws a hook but Femme avoids it easily.
Greenwald lands a really nice looking cross but Femme seems unphased.
Femme lands a really nice looking cross but Greenwald seems unphased.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Greenwald uses good head movement to avoid it.
As Femme looks to move away, Greenwald throws a big counter combo but Femme just gets out of the way.
Greenwald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Greenwald explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Greenwald misses with a body shot.
Greenwald throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Femme lands with a cross.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A big right from Greenwald misses.
A big right from Femme misses.
Femme throws the left hand but Greenwald avoids the punch easily.
Greenwald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Femme moves away.
Greenwald misses with a wild body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Glenn Greenwald will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Greenwald jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Femme checks a leg kick nicely.
Femme feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Greenwalds jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Femme connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Femme throws a jab when Greenwald was well out of range.
Greenwald slips a straight right by Femme.
Greenwald stuns Femme with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Glenn Greenwald is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Femme lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Greenwald is looking to clinch but Femme is avoiding it.
Femme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Greenwald uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Femme.
Greenwald throws an overhand right that lands on Femme's shoulder, as Femme tries to avoid the shot.
Greenwald steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Greenwald throws a big counter combination but Femme scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Femme bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Greenwald's head backwards.
Femme slips under a jab.
A shot to the liver by Femme. Beautiful body shot.
Greenwald takes one on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Femme misses the target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Greenwald. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme tests Greenwald's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Greenwald tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greenwald throws a hook but Femme blocks it.
Femme slips under a jab.
Femme throws a jab but it's blocked by Greenwald.
Greenwald looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Greenwald tries to bum rush Femme with a series of wild strikes but Femme uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Femme appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Femme misses with a straight left.
Greenwald swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Femme on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Greenwald thows a left - swing and a miss!
Greenwald misses with an attempted mid kick.
Femme throws a lazy uppercut
and Greenwald counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Greenwald walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Femme lands with a hook. Greenwald tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Greenwald scores with the left hand. Femme knows he should have avoided that one.
Femme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jab from Femme.
Femme takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Femme pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Greenwald misses with a looping right.
Femme now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Femme connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Femme lands a right hook to the body.
Femme connects with a nice looking jab.
Greenwald throws a right hand that Femme ducks under and follows up with a left that Femme also avoids with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald with a jab.
Femme bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Greenwald's head backwards.
Femme scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Greenwald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Femme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Greenwald.
Greenwald uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Femme lands a jab to the nose.
Greenwald throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Femme lands a jab to the head.
Femme throws a shot to the body.
Greenwald steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Greenwald is looking to counter punch.
Femme throws an overhand right that lands on Greenwald's shoulder, as Greenwald tries to avoid the shot.
Greenwald ducks right into an uppercut from Femme.
Greenwald takes one to the chin there.
Femme lands a nice hook to Greenwald's body. Greenwald takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Greenwald blocks a jab.
Femme scores with the left hand. Greenwald knows he should have avoided that one.
Femme misses with a hook.
Greenwald is looking to counter punch.
Femme misses with a jab to the body
and Femme takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald tries to land a front kick but Femme steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Greenwald ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Greenwald takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Femme looks to throw the jab but Greenwald is out of range.
Greenwald throws a jab but it's blocked by Femme.
Greenwald lands with a kick to the ribs.
Greenwald uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.

Greenwald instigates a clinch.
Glenn Greenwald has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Greenwald blocks a body shot from Femme.

Femme escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Greenwald avoids the body shot from Femme.
Femme swings widly with a right hand
and Greenwald counters with a left and a right that stings Femme.
Greenwald will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Femme scores with a jab to the body.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Femme dodges the punch combination from Greenwald.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Greenwald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Femme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Greenwald.
Greenwald staying out of range there.
Good standup being displayed there by Femme as he connects with a hook.
Greenwald throws a right and a left that both miss.
Greenwald shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jab, jab by Greenwald - just one landing.
Femme misses with an uppercut. Greenwald saw that one coming.
Sloppy strikes from Greenwald. Those never looked like landing.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Femme with a jab.
Femme digs a good hook to Greenwald's body.
Femme connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Femme cracks Greenwald with an open hand slap.
Greenwald displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Femme throws out the jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Femme moves out of range as Greenwald strikes.
Femme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Greenwald throws out the jab.
Femme moves into range and connects with a jab.
Femme lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Femme keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Greenwald.

And that's the end of the fight!
Violent Femme comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Femme has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Violent Femme!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
90%
 
 
 
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