PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Rip Wheeler (ranked 3839 p4p, 4844 weight class) and Yewis Mybitches (ranked 505 p4p, 572 weight class). Mybitches has chosen Disturbed - Violence Fetish as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Wheeler
vs
Mybitches

185 cm
25
190
2 - 0 - 0

187 cm
25
181
1 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Excellent boxer
Very confident

Fighters Connection

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rip Wheeler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yewis Mybitches!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wheeler misses with a hook.
Wheeler misses with a hook to the body
and Mybitches counters with a right hand to the body.
Mybitches bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mybitches misses with a double jab.
Wheeler scores with a body shot.
Wheeler looks to throw the jab but Mybitches is out of range.
Mybitches keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wheeler.
Mybitches let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Wheeler lands with a cross.
Mybitches throws a series of strikes that have Wheeler backpedaling.
Mybitches looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Wheeler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mybitches.
Mybitches is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wheeler misses the body punch
and Mybitches counters with a left and a right that stings Wheeler.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wheeler swings away with a body shot that misses
and Mybitches counters with a series of strikes. Wheeler will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wheeler thuds a left hand into Mybitches's body.
Mybitches blocks a jab.
Mybitches is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Rip Wheeler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wheeler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mybitches slips a straight right by Wheeler.
Wheeler scores with a punch to the head.
Wheeler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mybitches sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mybitches throws a right hand that Wheeler ducks under and follows up with a left that Wheeler also avoids with ease.
Wheeler just misses with a punch to the body.
Mybitches swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mybitches avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wheeler throws a body punch but Mybitches moves out of range.
Mybitches swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wheeler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mybitches stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mybitches takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wheeler cracks a nice hook into Mybitches's ribs.
Wheeler throws a body punch but Mybitches moves out of range.
Wheeler misses with a hook. Mybitches ducked under it nicely.
Mybitches unleashes a big counter combination but Wheeler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Wheeler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mybitches was well out of range. Poor timing from Wheeler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wheeler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wheeler misses the shot to the body.
Wheeler lands a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wheeler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mybitches moves away.
Mybitches on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Mybitches tries to move into range but Wheeler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wheeler looks to land a left hand but Mybitches moved out of range nicely.
Wheeler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wheeler misses the jab.
Mybitches swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mybitches uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Wheeler.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mybitches keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mybitches uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wheeler.
Mybitches unleashes a big counter combination but Wheeler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Wheeler just misses with a punch to the body.
Despite the aggression on Mybitches's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rip Wheeler dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Wheeler misses with a lunging right hand
and Mybitches counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wheeler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mybitches moves away.
Wheeler throws a poor cross that misses
and Mybitches counters with a left to the body.
Mybitches stuns Wheeler with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Rip Wheeler is winning the standup battle so far.
Wheeler misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mybitches! But no joy.
Wheeler throws a body shot but no joy.
Mybitches looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Mybitches lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The fighters circling - Wheeler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slow jab from Wheeler misses its intended target.
Wheeler definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Mybitches moves out of range of the strikes.
Mybitches is looking for the big counter here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Wheeler misses.
Mybitches lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mybitches ducks under a wild hook from Wheeler.
Despite the aggression on Mybitches's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Wheeler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wheeler throws an off balance right hand
and Mybitches counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wheeler thinking.
Wheeler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mybitches can do to turn this around?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wheeler misses with an uppercut. Mybitches saw that one coming.
Wheeler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mybitches makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mybitches bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A nice side step and Mybitches releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wheeler misses with a hook
and Mybitches cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Wheeler misses the target.
Wheeler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mybitches counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wheeler thinking.
Mybitches is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Wheeler rather than just go for the knockout.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wheeler looks to score with a jab to the body but Mybitches is just out of range.
Wheeler waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mybitches.
Mybitches is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wheeler misses with a right hand
and Mybitches counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Mybitches dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Wheeler there.
Wheeler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mybitches unleashes a big counter combination but Wheeler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wheeler misses with a body shot.
As Wheeler backs off Mybitches throws a huge counter combo but Wheeler manages to avoid it all.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wheeler throws a body shot but no joy.
Mybitches doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Wheeler throws a sloppy body shot
and Mybitches counters with a stiff right hand.
Wheeler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mybitches throws a combination. Wheeler tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

Wheeler is rocked!

It looks like Rip Wheeler has been cut.
Wheeler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mybitches counters with a nice body shot.
Wheeler throws a sloppy body shot
letting Mybitches counter with a right hand.
Oh Wheeler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mybitches slips a straight right by Wheeler.
Mybitches doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Wheeler seems to have got his legs back now.
Wheeler swings for the body but Mybitches moves out of range.
Wheeler just misses with a punch to the body.
Mybitches misses with the combination.
Wheeler connects with a crisp jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yewis Mybitches showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rip Wheeler's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Wheeler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Mybitches at a distance.
Mybitches steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wheeler.
Mybitches throws a counter combo.
Mybitches takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Wheeler lands with an overhand left.
Wheeler throws the left hand but Mybitches avoids the punch easily.
Despite the aggression on Mybitches's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Wheeler misses with a straight right.
Wheeler misses with a body shot.
Mybitches is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wheeler throws a hook but Mybitches avoids it easily.
Mybitches unleashes a big counter combination but Wheeler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Wheeler loads up on a big right hand but Mybitches slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wheeler throws an overhand right that lands on Mybitches's shoulder, as Mybitches tries to avoid the shot.
Mybitches swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mybitches keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wheeler throws a body shot but no joy.
Mybitches lands a body shot.
Wheeler lands a nice looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wheeler throws a body punch but Mybitches moves out of range.
As Wheeler backs off Mybitches throws a huge counter combo but Wheeler manages to avoid it all.
Wheeler takes a swing at Mybitches's ribcage but misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wheeler, as that shot connected.
A big right from Wheeler misses.
Mybitches lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mybitches throws a right and a left that Wheeler avoids nicely.
Wheeler misses with a hook to the body
and Mybitches counters with a series of strikes. Wheeler will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wheeler lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Wheeler throws an off balance right hand
and Mybitches counters with a nice uppercut.
Wheeler misses with a hook
and Mybitches counters with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A telegraphed right hand from Wheeler misses the target.
Wheeler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mybitches moves away.
Mybitches lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Wheeler throws an off balance right hand
and Mybitches counters with a left and a right that stings Wheeler.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wheeler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mybitches swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mybitches clobbers Wheeler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Wheeler just misses with a punch to the body.
Wheeler misses with an uppercut. Mybitches saw that one coming.
Wheeler misses with a wild body shot.
Wheeler swings for the body but Mybitches moves out of range.
A shot to the body from Wheeler misses
and Mybitches counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Mybitches uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wheeler.
Mybitches uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wheeler.
It seemed like Mybitches was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wheeler misses with an uppercut.
A nice side step and Mybitches releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wheeler swings away with a body shot that misses
and Mybitches counters with a left and a right that stings Wheeler.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wheeler. Mybitches does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mybitches is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Wheeler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mybitches was well out of range. Poor timing from Wheeler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Rip Wheeler did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Rip Wheeler's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Mybitches scores with a one two! Wheeler had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Wheeler misses with a hook.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mybitches! But no joy.
Wheeler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mybitches manages to avoid it.
Mybitches slips a straight right by Wheeler.
Mybitches works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wheeler swings for the body but Mybitches moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Wheeler.
Mybitches is looking for the big counter here.
Wheeler swings for the body but Mybitches moves out of range.
Wheeler misses with an uppercut
letting Mybitches counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wheeler misses with an uppercut

and Mybitches counters with a big 3 punch combo that drops Wheeler on his ass! Wheeler wobbles back to his feet half way through the count and though looking a bit dazed, the referee is going to allow the fight to continue!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wheeler misses with a hook. Mybitches ducked under it nicely.
Mybitches unleashes a big counter combination but Wheeler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Mybitches avoids the body shot from Wheeler.
As Wheeler backs off Mybitches throws a huge counter combo but Wheeler manages to avoid it all.
Wheeler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mybitches manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wheeler gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mybitches.
Wheeler rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mybitches counters with a left to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Wheeler connects with a body shot.
Wheeler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mybitches lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mybitches slips a straight right by Wheeler.
Mybitches throws a counter combo.
A punch combination from Mybitches misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wheeler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mybitches throws out a counter right but Wheeler avoids it with no problem.
Mybitches steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wheeler.
Wheeler throws a hook but Mybitches blocks it.
A countering left hand to the body from Mybitches misses.
Wheeler throws an off balance right hand
and Mybitches counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Yewis Mybitches is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mybitches blocks a jab.
Wheeler misses with a hook
and Mybitches counters with a series of strikes. Wheeler will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wheeler misses with a lunging right hand
and Wheeler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mybitches throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wheeler takes a swing at Mybitches's ribcage but misses.
Mybitches looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Mybitches misses with a series of wild punches.
Wheeler misses with a hook to the body
and Mybitches counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wheeler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mybitches.
Wheeler misses with a hook
and Mybitches counters with a three punch combo that has Wheeler backing up. Wheeler nods at Mybitches to acknowledge the strikes.
Wheeler looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Mybitches displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wheeler throws out the jab.
Despite the aggression on Mybitches's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Mybitches lands with a right hand.
Wheeler misses with a body shot
and Mybitches counters with a stiff right hand.
Wheeler misses with a straight left.
A little jabbing left from Mybitches on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wheeler throws a body shot but no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yewis Mybitches scored the knockdown and takes the final round.
The cut man is working on Rip Wheeler's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

A big right from Wheeler misses.
Mybitches now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Wheeler throws a poor cross that misses
and Mybitches counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Wheeler thinking.
Mybitches works Wheeler's body with a nice hook.
Wheeler misses the body punch
and Mybitches counters with a three punch combo that has Wheeler backing up. Wheeler nods at Mybitches to acknowledge the strikes.

Mybitches scores with a jab and follows up with an uppercut that drops Wheeler to his knees! He bounces straight back to his feet but is forced to take the mandatory standing 8 count before he's allowed to continue. We're back under way and the fighters meet in the middle of the canvas to re-engage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mybitches keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mybitches is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Wheeler with a body shot.
Mybitches throws a series of punches but Wheeler avoids them all with ease.
Wheeler throws a lazy uppercut
and Mybitches counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mybitches moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wheeler misses with a wild body shot.
A shot to the body from Wheeler misses
and Mybitches counters with a right hand to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Wheeler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mybitches was well out of range. Poor timing from Wheeler.
As Wheeler backs off Mybitches throws a huge counter combo but Wheeler manages to avoid it all.
Wheeler throws a looping overhand right but Mybitches ducks down to avoid it.
Mybitches is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wheeler misses with a left hand
and Mybitches counters with a right hand to the body.
Wheeler throws an off balance right hand
and Mybitches counters with a one-two to the body.
Wheeler throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mybitches counters with a straight right hand.
Wheeler throws a hook but Mybitches blocks it.
Despite the aggression on Mybitches's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Wheeler throws a right hand that misses
enabling Mybitches to counter with a crisp jab.
Mybitches slips under a jab.
Mybitches lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mybitches avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mybitches blocks a jab.
A nice side step and Mybitches releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Wheeler throws a lazy uppercut
and Wheeler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wheeler swings widly with a right hand
and Mybitches counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wheeler misses with an uppercut.
Mybitches lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Wheeler misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mybitches displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wheeler throws out the jab.
As Wheeler backs off Mybitches throws a huge counter combo but Wheeler manages to avoid it all.
Wheeler swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Mybitches cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wheeler misses with a hook to the body
and Mybitches counters with a series of strikes. Wheeler will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wheeler throws an off balance right hand
and Mybitches counters with a straight right hand.
Wheeler misses with a right hand
and Mybitches counters with a nice body shot.
Mybitches misses with a two punch combination.
Wheeler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Wheeler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wheeler with a nice cross.
Wheeler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mybitches is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mybitches throws a right hand that Wheeler ducks under and follows up with a left that Wheeler also avoids with ease.
Wheeler throws a body punch but Mybitches moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Mybitches's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yewis Mybitches comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mybitches has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 45:48
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 45:48
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 45:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yewis Mybitches!
Yewis Mybitches decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.