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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humpy Bastard (ranked 2646 p4p, 6464 weight class) and Lucas Garbosa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Humpy Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lucas Garbosa!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Franklyn Lucas and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Garbosa misses with a low kick as Bastard jumps back.
Bastard cracks Garbosa with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
It looks like Lucas Garbosa has been cut.
Bastard lands the left hand.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Garbosa throws a head kick that misses.
Bastard throws a counter high kick but Garbosa was just alert enough to avoid it.
Garbosa throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garbosa takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Garbosa takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bastard scores with a nice right hand.
Bastard is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Garbosa throws a sloppy head kick and Bastard moves out of range easily.
Bastard jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Garbosa takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Garbosa tries for a takedown but Bastard circles away easily
and Bastard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That has opened up Lucas Garbosa's cut even more.
Oooooh!!! Bastard has knocked Garbosa down with a huge combo! Bastard steps away and waves a wobbly Garbosa back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garbosa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Garbosa.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bastard.
Bastard is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bastard lands a jab to the nose.
The cut above Lucas Garbosa's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bastard throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Garbosa shoots in but Bastard avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Garbosa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bastard tried to counter with a leg kick but Garbosa avoided it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bastard lands with a good body shot.
Humpy Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Humpy Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lucas Garbosa.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Garbosa.
Garbosa with the counter takedown but Bastard avoids it easily.
Garbosa shoots in for a takedown but Bastard shows good takedown defense.
Bastard is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Garbosa shoots for a takedown but Bastard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Garbosa is out of range.
Garbosa throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Bastard to counter with a crisp jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garbosa shoots for a double leg takedown but Bastard sprawls well. He's pushed Garbosa's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Garbosa dives in and grabs Bastard's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bastard pushes down on Garbosa's head and hops out.
Garbosa fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target.
Bastard pushes Garbosa away with a front kick.
Garbosa looks winded!
Garbosa throws a leg kick
and Bastard counters with a nice low kick that buckles Garbosa's knee momentarily.
Bastard lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bastard checks a low kick from Garbosa.
Bastard feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Bastard connects with a body shot that sends Garbosa's belly button to the back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Humpy Bastard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lucas Garbosa's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Bastard throws a quick inside leg kick.
Garbosa throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bastard throws a counter high kick but Garbosa was just alert enough to avoid it.
Garbosa tries for a takedown but Bastard circles away easily
and Bastard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Garbosa pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Humpy Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard lands a big uppercut and Garbosa crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Garbosa looks OK. Bastard waves Garbosa back to his feet!
Garbosa's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A nice leg kick from Bastard, right into the meat of the thigh.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard cracks Garbosa with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bastard has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Garbosa to stand back up!
Lucas Garbosa's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lucas Garbosa's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Humpy Bastard!
Humpy Bastard took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Conquer for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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hype
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