PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jackie Chan (ranked 3276 p4p, 2239 weight class) and Ron Rousey (ranked 381 p4p, 278 weight class). Rousey has chosen USA JUDO ANTHEM as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chan
vs
Rousey

173 cm
21
166
5 - 5 - 0

177 cm
26
162
3 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jackie Chan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ron Rousey!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rousey lands with an overhand left.
Nice cross by Rousey.
Chan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rousey paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chan takes a swing at Rousey's ribcage but misses.
A little jabbing left from Rousey on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rousey avoids the body shot from Chan.
Rousey scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Chan looks to score with a jab to the body but Rousey is just out of range.
Rousey looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rousey lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Rousey has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Rousey stuffs the takedown attempt from Chan. Chan gets slowly back to his feet.
Chan tries to bum rush Rousey with a series of wild strikes but Rousey uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A decent looking cross lands there for Rousey.
Rousey cracks Chan with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

Chan is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
and Rousey counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Chan! He's just covering up as Rousey starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Rousey!
Post fight, an emotional Ron Rousey said 'Jackie you sad sack of shit I told you last time you had no chance,this time I closed the door on our rivalry now kindly FUCKOFF LOSER!!!'.