PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 424 p4p, 912 weight class) and Augusto Pinochet (ranked 65 p4p, 119 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Pinochet's choice of entrance music: I Need a Pinochet. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Trump
vs
Pinochet

182 cm
34
203
31 - 14 - 0

190 cm
32
226
21 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Augusto Pinochet!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Saam Ante and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pinochet on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Trump moves out of range as Pinochet strikes.

Trump instigates a clinch.

Pinochet breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Trump throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pinochet counters with a nice body shot.
Trump connects with a crisp jab.
Trump throws a jab but it's blocked by Pinochet.
Pinochet looking to land some kicks to the body here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump loads up on a big right hand but Pinochet slips the punch.
Trump swings for the body but Pinochet moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Trump looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pinochet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinochet closes the distance and lands a one-two.
No joy there for Trump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Trump slips a jab from Pinochet.
Trump throws out a loose jab but Pinochet uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump looks to throw the jab but Pinochet is out of range.

Trump closes the distance and pushes Pinochet back into the cage.
Trump stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Trump is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pinochet is keeping busy.
Pinochet misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pinochet taking a breather.
Trump is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinochet tries to work over Trump's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pinochet fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Trump lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pinochet.
Pinochet misses with some punches.
Trump swings wildly with an uppercut but Pinochet uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pinochet stalling in the clinch but Trump improves position.
Pinochet tries to stall but Trump uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Pinochet tries to throw a body punch but Trump avoids it by throwing Pinochet back against the cage.
Trump pressing his opponent against the cage.

Pinochet breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Trump looks to land a left hand but Pinochet moved out of range nicely.
Trump looks to land a right hand but Pinochet moved out of range.
Trump backing away here, and Pinochet unleashes a leg kick that just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Trump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pinochet keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Trump looks to land a right hand but Pinochet moved out of range.
Trump rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pinochet moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pinochet flicks out a counter leg kick but Trump steps away.
Trump misses with a lunging right hand
and Pinochet counters with a nice leg kick.
Trump throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Trump looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pinochet slips under a jab.
Pinochet looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pinochet circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pinochet misses with a leg kick.
Trump cracks Pinochet with a good jab.
Trump thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pinochet let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Trump pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Trump connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pinochet momentarily.
Trump cracks Pinochet with a good jab.
Trump digs a good body shot into Pinochet's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right from Trump misses.
Pinochet throws a counter combo.
Trump uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Trump lands with an uppercut that bounces Pinochet off the cage and back into range.
Trump throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Pinochet counter with a right hand.
Pinochet takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Trump darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Trump throws a hook but Pinochet avoids it easily.
Pinochet lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Trump throws a hook but Pinochet blocks it.
Pinochet walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Trump checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pinochet displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Trump throws out the jab.
A leg kick checked by Trump.
Trump avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pinochet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Trump is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Trump cracks Pinochet with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Trump lands a lovely overhand right.
Pinochet uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Trump.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Trump bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Pinochet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Trump connects with the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinochet throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Trump lands a nice looking body shot.
Pinochet slips under a jab.
Trump throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pinochet looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Trump scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pinochet doesn't seem bothered though.
Trump misses with an uppercut.
Pinochet takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Trump clinches with his opponent.
Pinochet looking to slow down the pace here.
Pinochet is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinochet blocks an elbow strike.
Pinochet tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Trump's elbow.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Pinochet controls the action.
Trump is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pinochet can do to turn this around?
Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Trump struggles to land a body shot inside as Pinochet controls his hands.
Trump throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Trump holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Pinochet looking to stall.
Pinochet tries to work over Trump's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Trump blocks a body shot from Pinochet.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Trump.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pinochet blocks an elbow strike.
Trump taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Trump misses with the head strike.
Pinochet can't find room to land a body shot as Trump controls the action.
Pinochet fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinochet lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Pinochet misses with a punch on the inside.
Trump comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Augusto Pinochet has been cut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trump just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pinochet's brow.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Pinochet.
Pinochet looking to stall.
Pinochet tries a body shot but Trump blocks it.
Trump blocks a body shot from Pinochet.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Pinochet as Trump tries to tie him up.
Pinochet prevents a body shot from Trump.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Good body shot from Pinochet.
Trump throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Trump swings wildly with an uppercut but Pinochet uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice elbow from Trump.
Trump throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump tries to work over Pinochet's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Trump.
Pinochet working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Pinochet breaks from the clinch.
The fighters circling - Trump throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Trump moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Trump lands with a good body shot.
Trump misses with a wild body shot.
Trump scores with a shot to the body.
Trump throws a big shot that misses.
Pinochet raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Trump darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Trump ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pinochet moves away.
Pinochet appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Trump dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Augusto Pinochet's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Trump throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pinochet connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A head kick misses from Trump.
Trump fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Trump looks to land a left hand but Pinochet moved out of range nicely.
Trump throws out a loose jab but Pinochet uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump just misses with a punch to the body.
Pinochet looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Trump looks to land a combination. Pinochet sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Trump staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pinochet keeps the fight on the outside.
Pinochet is looking to chop away at Trump's legs.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pinochet.
Pinochet showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Trump.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pinochet throws out a counter right but Trump avoids it with no problem.
Trump misses with a hook
and Pinochet connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A low kick from Trump misses
and Pinochet counters with a straight right hand.
Trump scores with a jab. Pinochet acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Trump misses with a series of wild punches.
Pinochet appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Trump connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pinochet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pinochet works the jab nicely.
Trump tries to clinch but Pinochet moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinochet keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pinochet! But no joy.
Trump throws a hook but Pinochet avoids it easily.

Trump closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Pinochet's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Trump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump scores with a hook.
Trump throws out a loose jab but Pinochet uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pinochet takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Pinochet scores with a punch to the head.
Donald Trump seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pinochet uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Trump.
Trump tries to clinch there but Pinochet circles away.
Pinochet thinks about the counter body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump connects with a single shot there.
Pinochet takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Trump misses with an uppercut
and Pinochet counters with a straight right hand.
Pinochet fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Trump misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pinochet counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Trump lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Trump swings for the body but Pinochet moves out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Pinochet there.
Pinochet has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pinochet lands a jab to the nose.
Pinochet has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trump scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Pinochet takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Trump with a nice cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump works Pinochet's body with a nice hook.
Trump throws a body punch but Pinochet moves out of range.
Pinochet is trying to counter with his kicks.
Donald Trump is winning the standup battle so far.
Pinochet swats away the attempt to clinch by Trump.
Trump moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pinochet throws a head kick but Trump moves out of range.
Trump comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pinochet lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Trump does it's job there.
Augusto Pinochet has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Trump tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donald Trump showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Trump has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donald Trump!
A victorious Donald Trump thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.