PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Krzysztof Zakrzewski (ranked 19203 p4p, 4077 weight class) and Liquid Fart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fart has chosen Juicy as his entrance music. Krzysztof Zakrzewski had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Zakrzewski
vs
Fart

185 cm
20
200
2 - 25 - 0

195 cm
25
215
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Krzysztof Zakrzewski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Liquid Fart!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zakrzewski moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

It looks like Krzysztof Zakrzewski has been cut.
Zakrzewski takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Zakrzewski is breathing heavily.
Fart walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Zakrzewski drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Fart swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Zakrzewski's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart took some time post fight to say the following; 'you smell that? its me, i pooped a little.'.