PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 391 p4p, 1802 weight class) and Hokuto Akira (ranked 59 p4p, 234 weight class). The Human comes to the ring accompanied by Adventure Time. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

The Human
vs
Akira

175 cm
39
135
37 - 12 - 2

176 cm
35
166
22 - 5 - 1

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Hokuto Akira!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Akira takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The Human looks to land a left hand but Akira moved out of range nicely.
As The Human backs off Akira throws a huge counter combo but The Human manages to avoid it all.
Akira steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Human. That one must have hurt.
The Human scores with a leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Human.
Akira steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Human. That one must have hurt.
The Human lands a nice shot that snaps Akira's head back.
The Human thumps Akira with a low kick.
The Human lands with a right hand.
The Human misses with a head kick.
A leg kick checked by Akira.
Akira bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good work by Akira as he checks the leg kick.
A slow jab from Akira misses its intended target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A low kick from The Human misses
enabling Akira to counter with a crisp jab.
The Human showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Akira.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The Human tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Akira's elbow.
A left hand lands to the body for Akira.
Akira misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Human swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Human swings wildly with an uppercut but Akira uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hook to the body lands for The Human.
The Human misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Human throws a punch but it's blocked by Akira.
The Human lands with a right to the head.

The Human's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Human misses with a low kick as Akira jumps back.
Akira listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The Human looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Human throws the left hand but Akira avoids the punch easily.
It seemed like Akira was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by The Human!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Akira tries to close the distance and clinch but The Human swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Human.
Akira takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Akira keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Human.
The Human scores with the left hand. Akira knows he should have avoided that one.
The Human has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The Human gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Akira.
The Human dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Akira throws the left hand but The Human avoids the punch easily.
Akira takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Akira checks a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Human sizes up Akira with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The Human misses with a right hand
letting Akira counter with a right hand.
The Human lands with a cross.
The Human throws a leg kick which misses Akira's front leg but catches the back leg as Akira tries to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Finn The Human dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Nice defenses there by Akira.
Akira slips under a jab from The Human.
The Human lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Akira moves out of range of the strikes.
Akira ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Akira throws a series of punches but The Human moves out of range.
The Human throws a leg kick but Akira sees it coming and moves out of range.
The Human tests Akira's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Human misses the body punch
and Akira connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Human jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Human throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Akira on the side of the head.
Akira moves out of range of the body kick from The Human.
Akira appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Akira takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The Human is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Akira.
The Human really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Human lands a jab to Akira's midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Human.
The Human misses with a low kick as Akira jumps back.
The Human throws a jab when Akira was well out of range.
Akira looks like he wants to counter punch here.

Akira instigates a clinch.
Akira working aggressively here.
Akira throws a punch but it's blocked by The Human.
The Human working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Akira lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.

The Human breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting The Human here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Akira throws a looping overhand right but The Human ducks down to avoid it.
The Human is looking to slow Akira down with leg kicks.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Human, as that shot connected.
Akira is looking to clinch.
Akira takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Human scores with the left hand. Akira knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Human scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Akira lands a jab.
The Human fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Akira takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Human misses with a looping left.
The Human misses the shot to the body.
It seemed like Akira was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Akira closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The Human throws a chopping leg kick but Akira manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The Human is looking to score with low kicks.
The Human rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Akira counters with a nice body shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Akira checks a leg kick.
The Human throws a push kick but Akira slaps the foot to one side.
Akira swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The Human fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Akira manages to avoid it.
The Human throws a leg kick that is checked
and Akira counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Finn The Human dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Akira moves out of range of the body kick.
The Human misses with a lunging right hand
and Akira counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Human blocks a jab.
Akira takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The Human fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Akira manages to avoid it.
Akira doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Finn The Human is winning the standup battle so far.
The Human uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Akira.
Akira throws a jab when The Human was well out of range.
Akira checks a leg kick.
The Human tries a low kick but Akira avoids it.
The Human throws a body kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Human throws an off balance right hand
and Akira counters with a lovely straight right hand!

The Human is rocked!
Akira throws an overhand right that has The Human reeling! Akira follows up with more punches and The Human is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hokuto Akira!
Hokuto Akira is the new lightweight champion!
A very excited looking Hokuto Akira made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.