PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Toutius Sextius (ranked 4794 p4p, 4877 weight class) and OJ Simpson (ranked 546 p4p, 549 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sextius might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to 40 to 1. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Sextius
vs
Simpson

195 cm
18
205
0 - 0 - 0

193 cm
18
215
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Toutius Sextius!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, OJ Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Alec Ball and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sextius looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Simpson throws a looping overhand right but Sextius ducks down to avoid it.
Sextius feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Simpson throws an off balance right hand
and Sextius counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Simpson scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sextius takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Simpson misses with a looping left.
Simpson misses with a hook. Sextius ducked under it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sextius circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Simpson to the canvas! Simpson doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Sextius keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Toutius Sextius!
A relieved looking Toutius Sextius thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.