PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dwight Schrute (ranked 3705 p4p, 2603 weight class) and Shichiroji San (ranked 460 p4p, 343 weight class). San is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Seven Samurai. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Schrute
vs
San

189 cm
29
185
9 - 7 - 0

188 cm
28
195
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dwight Schrute!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shichiroji San!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, William Gold and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schrute misses with a body shot
and San counters with a straight right hand.
Schrute shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Schrute misses with a two punch combination.
Schrute looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
San misses the shot to the body.
San misses with a low kick.
Schrute wants to clinch up but San keeps it at a distance.
San cracks Schrute with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Schrute throws a head kick that misses.
Schrute takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Schrute shoots and misses
and San counters with a series of strikes. Schrute will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schrute takes a swing at San's ribcage but misses.
Schrute uses good head movement to avoid the hook from San.
San lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Schrute at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schrute doesn't succeed with the takedown
and San counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
San lands with a shot to the body.
Schrute is breathing heavily.
Nice jab there from San.
Schrute ducks under a wild hook from San.
Schrute was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
San gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Schrute takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schrute misses the body punch
letting San counter with a right hand.
Schrute moves out of range as San strikes.
San punishes Schrute's body with a nice straight punch.
San scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
San dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A head kick by Schrute misses
and San counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
San lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
San cracks Schrute with a right hand to the side of the head.
San scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
San scores with a nice right hand.
Schrute takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
San goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Schrute throws a quick counter head kick but San was just out of range.
Schrute misses with a left hand
and San counters with a left to the body.
San dips to his left and cracks Schrute with an uppercut!
San cracks Schrute with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Shichiroji San!
Shichiroji San decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Dwight Schrute spoke after the fight, saying 'Back to the beet farm for a few weeks. Great fight! I'll be back!'.