PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski (ranked 2545 p4p, 4215 weight class) and Kevin Holland (ranked 340 p4p, 515 weight class). Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski comes to the cage accompanied by Meet Fran. Holland has chosen Emo Rockstar as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski
vs
Holland

189 cm
19
197
3 - 0 - 0

191 cm
26
185
2 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Bondi MMA 🏝️
Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kevin Holland!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Chad Campbell and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holland tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A jab from Holland misses.
Holland throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Kevin Holland has been cut.
Holland is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Holland at a distance.
Holland takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice cross by Holland.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands a nice looking body shot.
Holland throws a head kick that Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski semi-blocks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands a body shot.
Holland looks winded!
A decent looking cross lands there for Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski throws a low kick but Holland moves out of range easily.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Holland just misses with a punch to the body.
As Holland backs away, Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Holland! Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski dives in looking to finish! Holland is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski!
A victorious Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivitchski thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Kevin Holland stepped up to the mic, saying 'That’s what he does, right? I think I do it better'.