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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hannibal Von Ruthless (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spongebob Squarepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Von Ruthless might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Rammstein-Feuer Frei. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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265 lbs
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270 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hannibal Von Ruthless!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Spongebob Squarepants!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Daniel Cesar and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Squarepants misses with a jab, cross combination.
Squarepants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Von Ruthless looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Von Ruthless slips a jab and a cross from Squarepants.
Squarepants misses with a few strikes there.
Von Ruthless keeps Squarepants at a distance using the push kick.
Squarepants throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Von Ruthless.
Von Ruthless throws a series of punches but Squarepants avoids them all with ease.
Squarepants throws a lazy right hand but Von Ruthless sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Von Ruthless doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Squarepants tests Von Ruthless's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Squarepants bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Von Ruthless's head backwards.
Squarepants rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Von Ruthless moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Von Ruthless walks straight into a right hand from Squarepants - that's dropped him! Squarepants jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Von Ruthless from any more punishment! Von Ruthless complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Spongebob Squarepants!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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