PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Biden (ranked 231 p4p, 274 weight class) and Schmedgar Dimms (ranked 12 p4p, 14 weight class). Biden's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Side to Side. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Biden
vs
Dimms

168 cm
29
141
17 - 7 - 1

175 cm
29
145
22 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Schmedgar Dimms!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dimms keeps the fight on the outside.
Biden throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Biden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dimms was well out of range. Poor timing from Biden.
Biden checks a leg kick.
Biden throws a low kick, looking for Dimms's leg but Dimms calmly moves out of range.
Dimms looks like he wants to counter punch here.

Biden clinches with his opponent.
Dimms misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dimms tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Biden - that landed with a thud.
Dimms lands a nice shot to the body.
Dimms lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Biden or not.
Dimms can't find room to land a body shot as Biden controls the action.
Dimms lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Biden.
Biden doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dimms managing to block the knees to the body from Biden.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden throws a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Biden on the inside.
Biden swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dimms misses with some punches.
Dimms lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Biden lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dimms backwards.
Biden with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dimms tries to work over Biden's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dimms misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dimms tries a body shot but Biden blocks it.
Biden can't find room to land a body shot as Dimms controls the action.
Dimms tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dimms tries to work over Biden's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Biden.
Dimms lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dimms tries to throw a body punch but Biden avoids it by throwing Dimms back against the cage.
Dimms lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Biden tries to land a knee to the head but Dimms blocks with his arms.
Dimms blocks a body shot from Biden.
Biden misses with a punch on the inside.
Dimms misses with some punches.
Dimms misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dimms misses with some punches.
Biden blocks a body shot from Dimms.
Dimms tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Biden's elbow.
Dimms misses with a hook from the clinch.
Biden lands a knee to the head.
Biden misses with a punch on the inside.
Dimms lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dimms scores with a shoulder strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biden blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dimms lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dimms misses with a hook from the clinch.
Biden's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dimms tries to work over Biden's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biden blocking some punches.
Biden pushes Dimms back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dimms digs a right hand into Biden's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Biden's gas tank.
Dimms blocking some punches.
Biden lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Biden.
Nice body punch from Dimms - that landed with a thud.
Dimms blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dimms misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Biden presses Dimms against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Biden working aggressively here.
Dimms throws a punch but it's blocked by Biden.
Dimms can't find room to land a body shot as Biden controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biden working Dimms over with knees to the body.
Biden throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dimms blocks it with crossed arms.
Biden lands a good knee to the midsection. Dimms won't want to take too many of those.
Dimms tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dimms misses with a short punch on the inside.
Biden misses with a body punch.
Dimms misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dimms swings wildly with an uppercut but Biden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden blocking some punches.
Biden scores with a shot to the side of Dimms's head.
Dimms can't find room to land a body shot as Biden controls the action.
Biden swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Knees to the body from Biden.
Good body shot from Dimms.
Dimms lands a nice shot to the body.
Biden can't find room to land a body shot as Dimms controls the action.
Biden lands a hook that snaps the head of Dimms backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dimms.
Biden unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biden can't find room to land a body shot as Dimms controls the action.
Dimms has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Biden seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Dimms can turn it around.
A right hand to the body from Dimms.
Biden swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dimms blocks an uppercut.
Dimms misses with a punch on the inside.
Biden lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dimms backwards.
Dimms throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bidens head.
Biden crunches a lovely knee into Dimms's ribcage.
Dimms throws a punch but it's blocked by Biden.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dimms.
Dimms blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dimms lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Biden.
Biden blocks an uppercut.
Dimms lands with a short shot to the head.
Dimms tries to work over Biden's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dimms.
Nice body punch from Biden - that landed with a thud.
Biden unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch on the inside from Dimms fails to land.
Biden lands a nice knee to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Joe Biden will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Dimms attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dimms with a jab.
Some wild striking there from Biden.
Dimms swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nice body punch from Biden.
Biden throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Dimms counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biden lands with a nice body punch.
Biden keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Biden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dimms.
Dimms looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Biden has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dimms.
A combination from Biden does no damage.
Dimms misses with a straight right.
Biden tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A little jabbing left from Dimms on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Biden scores with a jab. Dimms acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A chopping leg kick lands by Dimms.
Biden ducks under a wild hook from Dimms.
Biden walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Joe Biden is winning the standup battle so far.
Dimms displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biden throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dimms misses with a straight right.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Biden.
Biden delivers a nice body kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dimms let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Dimms throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biden swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dimms tried to score with a low kick but Biden checks it.
Dimms stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Biden misses the shot to the body.
Biden getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Biden wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Biden gets tackled into the cage by Dimms. Dimms maintains the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Biden.
Dimms blocking some punches.
Biden missing with knees to the body.
Biden throws a punch but it's blocked by Dimms.
Biden lands with a short punch from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A right handed body shot lands from Dimms.
Biden lands a body shot.
Biden tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden misses with the head strike.
Biden with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dimms swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dimms lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Biden backwards.
Biden works on Dimms's body with a couple of short punches.
Dimms struggles to land a body shot inside as Biden controls his hands.
Biden blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Biden fails to land.
Biden tries to land a knee to the head but Dimms blocks with his arms.
Biden blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Schmedgar Dimms has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Biden pushes Dimms back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Biden tries to land a knee to the head but Dimms blocks with his arms.
Dimms digs a right hand into Biden's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Biden's gas tank.
Joe Biden has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dimms tries a body shot but Biden blocks it.
Biden misses with some punches.
Biden misses with some punches.
Dimms misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dimms stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dimms lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dimms.
Dimms misses with a body punch.
Dimms struggles to land a body shot inside as Biden controls his hands.
Biden gets through Dimms's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dimms can't find room to land a body shot as Biden controls the action.
Biden throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dimms blocks it with crossed arms.
Dimms misses with a punch on the inside.
Biden struggles to land a body shot inside as Dimms controls his hands.
Dimms cracks Biden with a nice body shot.
Dimms doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Biden misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dimms lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Biden or not.
Biden lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dimms blocks an uppercut.
Dimms fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dimms lands a body shot.
Biden misses with the head strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Biden.
Dimms blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dimms throws a punch but it's blocked by Biden.
Biden tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dimms avoids it.
Dimms throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bidens head.
Biden using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dimms has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Biden's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right hand to the body from Dimms.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dimms stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dimms misses with a punch on the inside.
Dimms blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dimms.
A right hook to the body lands for Dimms.
Dimms working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dimms managing to block the knees to the body from Biden.
Dimms goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Biden fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dimms lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Biden with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biden lands with a right to the head.
Dimms lands a nice uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Joe Biden will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Dimms lands a head shot.
Dimms throws a solid leg kick but Biden takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dimms.
Dimms avoids a kick to the body.
Dimms misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dimms throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dimms tests Biden's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dimms swings for the body but Biden moves out of range.
Biden looks to score with a jab to the body but Dimms is just out of range.
Dimms has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Dimms goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dimms walks into a straight right hand from Biden.
Dimms throws a big shot that misses.
Biden slips a jab from Dimms.
Biden lands with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dimms chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Biden connects with the punch.
Dimms defending well as Biden loads up on a big left hand.
Dimms was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Biden misses with a wild body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biden checks a low kick from Dimms.
Dimms throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dimms misses with a hook
and Biden counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dimms scores with a leg kick.
Dimms throws a leg kick but Biden sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Biden throws a body shot but no joy.
Biden scores with a jab to the body.
Dimms bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Biden tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dimms on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dimms keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biden.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dimms! But no joy.
Dimms blocks a leg kick.
Biden lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dimms checks a leg kick.
Dimms wants to slow Biden down by chopping away at his legs.
Biden lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dimms takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dimms walks into a stiff left hand from Biden.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dimms will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden dips to his left and cracks Dimms with an uppercut!
Biden tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dimms manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dimms manages to avoid it.
Dimms lands an overhand right.

It looks like Joe Biden has been cut.
Dimms uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Biden.
Biden walks into a left hand.

Biden moves into the clinch successfully.
Biden scores with a hook to the body.
Dimms stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dimms misses with a body punch.
Dimms misses with some punches.
Biden tries to land a knee to the head but Dimms blocks with his arms.
Biden blocking some punches.
Dimms throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Biden tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dimms avoids it.
Dimms lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A right handed body shot lands from Biden.
Biden lands a good knee to the midsection. Dimms won't want to take too many of those.
Biden blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biden blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dimms swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Dimms.
Dimms on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Biden misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dimms.
Biden's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dimms is working Biden over against the cage.
Dimms fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Biden tries a body shot but Dimms blocks it.
Biden with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dimms tries to throw a body punch but Biden avoids it by throwing Dimms back against the cage.
Dimms makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dimms lands a nice shot to the body.
Dimms throws a punch but it's blocked by Biden.
Dimms lands with a left to the head.
Biden throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dimms blocks it with crossed arms.
Dimms blocking some punches.
Dimms lands with a left to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biden tries a knee to the head but Dimms blocks it.
Biden lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dimms's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dimms misses with a punch on the inside.
Biden trying to land knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dimms creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dimms blocks an uppercut.
Dimms lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Biden fails to land.
Dimms lands a shoulder strike.
Biden tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Biden misses with a knee to the head.
Dimms throws a head punch that misses.
Dimms lands with a left to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A left hand lands to the body for Dimms.
A short right from Dimms on the inside.
Biden gets through Dimms's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Biden blocks a body shot from Dimms.
Dimms fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Joe Biden.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Biden, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Biden!
Our winner, Joe Biden, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.