PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Submit Your Mother (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Battery Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Your Mother
vs
Maximus

190 cm
22
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
22
167 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Submit Your Mother!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Battery Maximus!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Your Mother closes this distance looking for a takedown but Maximus circles away.
Maximus tries to bum rush Your Mother with a series of wild strikes but Your Mother uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Your Mother has a takedown stuffed.
Maximus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Maximus misses.
Your Mother takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Your Mother looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Maximus!
Your Mother moves to take his opponent's back.

Maximus defends a prolonged rear naked choke attempt and turns nicely into his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Maximus in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Your Mother working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Maximus doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Maximus manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Your Mother tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Your Mother is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Your Mother has control of Maximus's left arm, preventing Maximus from doing any damage.

Your Mother is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Your Mother wants to control the position but Maximus says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Your Mother trying to control from the bottom.
Your Mother is controlling Maximus's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Your Mother trying to control here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maximus perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

Your Mother actively working from the bottom here.
Maximus prevents Your Mother from improving his position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Your Mother looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Maximus can do anything to dispel that myth.
Your Mother wants to pass the guard but Maximus is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Your Mother controlling the action here.
Your Mother moves nicely into side control.
Your Mother is looking to take a break and control but Maximus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Your Mother working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Your Mother tries for a kimura but Maximus is defending well.
Your Mother working away.
Your Mother wants to lay and pray for a moment but Maximus keeps working.
Your Mother controlling the position from side mount.
Maximus is not content to let Your Mother control the position.
Your Mother is really struggling to control Maximus but he's trying to hold on to the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Submit Your Mother dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Your Mother shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Maximus as he avoids it easily.
Your Mother really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Your Mother tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Maximus swivels and escapes.
Your Mother fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Submit Your Mother. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Maximus wants to clinch.

Maximus has closed the distance and engaged Your Mother in a clinch.
Your Mother tries for a takedown. No joy.
Maximus scores with a knee to the head.

Maximus manages to break the clinch.
Your Mother looks frusrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Your Mother takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Your Mother with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Maximus to score with a decent uppercut.
Maximus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Maximus is looking to slow Your Mother down with leg kicks.
Maximus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Battery Maximus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Your Mother shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Your Mother was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Your Mother will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Your Mother trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Maximus is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Mother controlling from mount.
Your Mother fails to advance to Maximus's back.
Your Mother trying to control but he's not successful this time.

Your Mother looking to secure an arm triangle but Maximus defends it well.
Your Mother controlling from the full mount.

Your Mother is working for a guillotine from mount but Maximus frees his head quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Your Mother trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Your Mother controlling the position easily from mount.
Your Mother can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Maximus is looking to escape.
Your Mother takes Maximus's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Maximus is in trouble.

Maximus fending off the submission attempt from Your Mother.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Your Mother looking for the RNC.

Your Mother looking for the choke but no joy.

Your Mother is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.

Maximus preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Your Mother.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Your Mother has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Maximus is defending well but eventually Your Mother manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Maximus has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Submit Your Mother!