PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Albatross (ranked 44 p4p, 62 weight class) and Joe Biden (ranked 2 p4p, 3 weight class). Biden is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Side to Side. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Albatross
vs
Biden

170 cm
27
140
19 - 4 - 0

168 cm
31
141
21 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Albatross!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Biden!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Albatross has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Undisputed in the buildup to the fight.
Albatross misses with an uppercut. Biden saw that one coming.
Albatross pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Biden throws a big shot that misses.
Albatross ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biden moves away.
Biden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Albatross steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Biden. That one must have hurt.
Biden throws a shot from downtown. Albatross moves away and avoids it.
Biden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Albatross moves away.
We've been informed that Biden has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Biden tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Albatross is able to avoid easily.
Albatross scores with a leg kick.
Albatross showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Biden.
The fighters circling - Biden throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Albatross looks to score with a jab to the body but Biden is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Albatross loads up on a big right hand but Biden slips the punch.
Biden swings for the body but Albatross moves out of range.
Albatross fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Biden has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Biden misses with a hook. Albatross ducked under it nicely.
Biden misses with a body shot.
Biden looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Albatross feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bidens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot to the liver by Albatross. Beautiful body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Albatross misses.
Albatross looks to score with a jab to the body but Biden is just out of range.
Biden jabs Albatross right on the nose. Albatross blinks but takes it well.
Biden misses with a straight right.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Albatross.
Albatross throws a poor cross that misses
and Biden counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Biden looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Albatross swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Biden misses with a looping left.
Albatross throws a body shot but no joy.
Biden throws a push kick but Albatross slaps the foot to one side.
Albatross half committed to a counter leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Albatross.
Biden uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Albatross.
Albatross does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Albatross lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Biden has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Biden and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Albatross's corner calls for a 1-2. Albatross obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Biden misses with a straight left.
Albatross misses the shot to the body.
Biden uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Albatross backing away here, and Biden unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Albatross tests Biden's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biden takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Albatross stuns Biden with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Biden throws a shot from downtown. Albatross moves away and avoids it.
Biden throws a front kick aimed at Albatross's knee but Albatross avoids it well.
Albatross moves out of range as Biden strikes.
Biden takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Biden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Albatross.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Albatross looks to land a left hand but Biden moved out of range nicely.
Albatross takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Albatross throws a solid leg kick but Biden takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Albatross.
The fighters circling - Biden throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A leg kick checked by Biden.
Biden tries to clinch but Albatross moves out of range.
It looked like Albatross wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Biden looks to score with a jab to the body but Albatross is just out of range.
Biden misses with a hook. Albatross ducked under it nicely.
Albatross throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Biden throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Good leg kick by Albatross.
Biden throws a leg kick but Albatross sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A left lands for Biden.
Biden wants to clinch up but Albatross keeps it at a distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biden. Albatross does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Albatross with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Albatross blocks a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biden. Albatross does a little dance to reset his feet.
Albatross misses with a body shot.
Biden looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Biden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Good work by Albatross as he checks the leg kick.
Biden tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Biden takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Biden misses with a looping left.
Albatross just misses with a punch to the body.
Albatross walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Biden checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nice defenses there by Albatross.
Albatross half committed to a counter leg kick.
Biden tries to land a leg kick but Albatross saw it coming and moves away.
It looked like Albatross wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Biden lands a nice shot to the body.
Biden misses with a hook. Albatross ducked under it nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Albatross on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Albatross tries to land a leg kick but Biden saw it coming and moves away.
Biden throws a half hearted mid kick.
Albatross jabs Biden to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Albatross throws a leg kick which misses Biden's front leg but catches the back leg as Biden tries to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biden is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Biden doesn't seem bothered though.
Albatross throws a hook but Biden avoids it easily.
Biden on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Biden tries to clinch but Albatross is having none of it.
Nice defenses there by Biden.
Albatross misses with a hook.
Biden misses with a straight left.
Albatross half committed to a counter leg kick.
Biden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Albatross ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Decent striking displayed by Albatross there.
Albatross clobbers Biden with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Albatross uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
Biden defending well as Albatross loads up on a big left hand.
Albatross lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Albatross with a nice cross.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biden on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Albatross. Albatross obviously looking to wear him down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biden. Albatross does a little dance to reset his feet.
Albatross takes a swing at Biden's ribcage but misses.
Albatross cracks Biden with a good jab.
Albatross jabs Biden to the body, keeping him at a distance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Albatross dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Biden defending well as Albatross loads up on a big left hand.
Biden doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Biden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Albatross.
Albatross motions for Biden to come forward. Albatross throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Albatross fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Biden is out of range.
Albatross lands with a right hand.
Albatross throws a leg kick
and Biden counters with a nice leg kick.
Albatross misses with a right hand
and Biden counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Albatross misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Biden.
Biden uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Biden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Biden lands with a nice body punch.
Biden's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Biden wants to slow Albatross down by chopping away at his legs.
A telegraphed right hand from Albatross misses the target.
Biden looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Albatross throws a leg kick but Biden sees it coming and moves out of range.
Biden swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Albatross is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Biden can do to turn this around?
Biden misses with a body kick.
That kick from Albatross tenderised Biden's leg. Biden is trying to keep his angry face on.
Albatross lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Biden throws a hook but Albatross blocks it.
It looked like Albatross wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Albatross motions for Biden to come forward. Albatross throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Albatross jabs Biden to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Biden throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Biden tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Albatross swings away with a body shot that misses
and Biden counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Biden moves into range and connects with a jab.
Biden missing with a left hand there. Albatross was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biden checks a leg kick.
Biden throws a hook to the side of Albatross's head but Albatross sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Albatross uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
Albatross throws an off balance right hand
and Biden counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Biden throws a body kick that misses.
Johnny Albatross is winning the standup battle so far.
Biden chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Albatross can pounce on him.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Biden has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Albatross finds it's way round the side to connect with Biden's head.
Albatross dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Biden. That did some damage!
Albatross stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Biden blocks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Biden.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Albatross loads up on a big right hand but Biden slips the punch.
Biden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Albatross ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Biden wants to land a leg kick but Albatross is out of range.
Albatross scores with a crisp jab that stopped Biden in his tracks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Albatross lands with a thumping leg kick.

Biden closes the distance and clinches.
Albatross gets through Biden's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Biden misses with a knee strike.

Albatross breaks from the clinch.
Albatross uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Biden.
Biden uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Albatross ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biden moves away.
Albatross throws a body kick that misses
and Biden counters with a right hand to the body.
Biden throws a half hearted mid kick.
It appears Albatross was looking to counter with a kick there.
Biden slips a straight right by Albatross.
Biden throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Albatross tries to land a leg kick but Biden saw it coming and moves away.
Biden feints a counter leg kick.
Albatross uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Biden.
Biden throws a shot from downtown. Albatross moves away and avoids it.
Albatross scores with a jab to the jaw.
Biden with a nice calf kick.
Biden lands a slapping body shot.
Biden uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Biden throws a push kick but Albatross slaps the foot to one side.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biden slips a straight right by Albatross.
Biden scores with a sloppy right hand. Albatross should have avoided that one.
Albatross swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Albatross throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Albatross takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Albatross attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Albatross misses with an uppercut.
Biden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Albatross.
Albatross takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Albatross uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
Albatross scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Biden stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Albatross looks to land a left hand but Biden moved out of range nicely.
Albatross attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Biden fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Albatross checks it well.
Albatross looks to throw the jab but Biden is out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Biden! But no joy.
Good leg kick by Biden.
Albatross swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Biden looks to land a body kick but Albatross moved away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Albatross throws a shot from downtown. Biden moves away and avoids it.
Albatross lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Biden misses with a looping left.
Albatross throws a shot from downtown. Biden moves away and avoids it.
Albatross avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
It looked like Albatross wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A jab lands there for Albatross.
A nice leg kick lands there from Albatross.
Biden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Albatross.
An attempted straight right counter from Albatross misses the target.
Biden throws out a loose jab but Albatross uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Albatross moves away.
Biden tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Biden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Albatross moves away.
Albatross misses with a looping right.
It seemed like Biden was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Biden on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Albatross blocks a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biden bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Albatross's head.
Biden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Albatross sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Albatross lands with a hook. Biden tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Albatross, as that shot connected.
Biden throws an overhand right that lands on Albatross's shoulder, as Albatross tries to avoid the shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Johnny Albatross will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Biden throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Biden tries to work over Albatross's front leg with a kick but Albatross checks it.
Biden misses the shot to the body.
Albatross takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Albatross darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Biden is looking to chop away at Albatross's legs.
A little feinted left hand from Albatross on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Biden wants to land a leg kick but Albatross is out of range.
Albatross digs a good hook to Biden's body.
Albatross swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Biden throws out a loose jab but Albatross uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Albatross lands with an overhand left.
Albatross has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Albatross misses with an uppercut.
Albatross throws a low kick but Biden avoids it.
Albatross wants to land a leg kick but Biden is out of range.
Biden throws a hook but Albatross avoids it easily.
Albatross finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Albatross throws a shot to the body.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Albatross throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Biden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Biden throws an overhand right that lands on Albatross's shoulder, as Albatross tries to avoid the shot.
Albatross checks the leg kick nicely there.
Biden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Albatross misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Biden.
Albatross lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Biden ducks under a wild hook from Albatross.
Biden misses with a looping right.
Albatross missing with a left hand there. Biden was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A punch combination from Biden misses.
Albatross tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biden was well out of range. Poor timing from Albatross.
A nice side step and Biden releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Biden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Biden swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Albatross throws a jab but it's blocked by Biden.
Albatross moves out of range of the leg kick from Biden.
Biden fails to land with a series of punches.
Albatross throws a body shot but no joy.
Albatross throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A good leg kick by Albatross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden misses the shot to the body.
Biden has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Albatross misses the jab.
Biden throws a jab when Albatross was well out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Biden checks a leg kick.
Biden throws a leg kick that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Albatross connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Albatross pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Albatross throws a leg kick which misses Biden's front leg but catches the back leg as Biden tries to avoid it.
Biden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Albatross walks into a stiff left hand from Biden.
Biden misses with a body shot.
Biden throws a chopping leg kick but Albatross manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Albatross finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Albatross is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biden.
Biden misses with a body shot.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.
A combination from Biden does no damage.
Biden tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Biden tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Albatross.
Albatross throws a leg kick which misses Biden's front leg but catches the back leg as Biden tries to avoid it.
Biden misses with the combination.
Albatross tests Biden's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Biden misses with a lunging right hand
letting Albatross counter with a right hand.
Biden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Albatross.
Albatross slips a jab from Biden.
Biden blocks a leg kick.
Biden throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Biden throws out a loose jab but Albatross uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden misses with a kick to the body.
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Albatross waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Biden.
Albatross with a nice calf kick.
Biden throws an off balance right hand
and Albatross counters with a slapping leg kick.
Biden throws a leg kick that is checked
and Albatross counters with a body kick that stops Biden in his tracks momentarily.
Albatross throws a body punch but Biden moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biden.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Albatross just misses with a punch to the body.
Biden uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Albatross.
A bone on bone clash there as Albatross blocks the leg kick.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Albatross manages to avoid it.
Biden throws a low kick but it's checked well by Albatross.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Biden trying to land knees to the body.
Albatross looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A left hand lands to the body for Albatross.
Biden has Albatross pressed against the cage, preventing Albatross from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Biden doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Albatross misses with a short punch on the inside.

Albatross pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Biden moves forwards but Albatross connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Biden keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Nice body kick from Albatross.
Biden scores with the left hand. Albatross knows he should have avoided that one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Albatross clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Albatross scores with a leg kick.
Albatross misses with a low kick as Biden jumps back.
Biden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Albatross.
Albatross misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biden. Albatross does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Biden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Albatross.
Albatross takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Albatross keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biden.
Albatross connects with a crisp jab.
Albatross lands a nice shot that snaps Biden's head back.
Biden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Albatross moves away.
Albatross connects with a solid leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Albatross throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Biden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Albatross was well out of range. Poor timing from Biden.
An attempted straight right counter from Albatross misses the target.
Biden comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A jab from Biden misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Albatross. That's going to slow Biden down.
Biden doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Albatross moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Albatross keeps the fight on the outside.
As Biden backs away, Albatross returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Biden misses with a body punch
and Biden takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Biden moves away from the strike by Albatross.
Albatross blocks the body kick.
Biden takes a swing at Albatross's ribcage but misses.
Albatross swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Albatross with a jab.
A slow jab from Biden misses its intended target.
Biden throws a lazy body kick
and Albatross counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Albatross ducks under a wild hook from Biden.
Albatross lands a nice looking body kick.
Albatross swats away the attempt to clinch by Biden.
Biden slips under a jab.
Biden throws a low kick, looking for Albatross's leg but Albatross calmly moves out of range.
A jab from Albatross misses.
No joy there for Biden, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Albatross throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Albatross lands with a good body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab from Biden misses.
Albatross throwing a counter right hand but Biden manages to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Albatross.
A nice leg kick from Albatross, right into the meat of the thigh.
Biden slips under a jab.
Albatross uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biden.
A chopping leg kick lands by Biden.
Albatross rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Biden counters with a right hand to the body.
A jab from Biden misses.
Albatross lands with a straight right. Biden didn't see that one coming.
Biden throws a hook to the side of Albatross's head but Albatross sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Biden checks a leg kick nicely.
Albatross lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Biden misses with a low kick as Albatross jumps back.
Biden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Albatross.
Biden now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Albatross steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Biden.
Albatross tries to score with a low kick but Biden moves his leg out of the way.
Nice defenses there by Albatross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Albatross lands with a thumping leg kick.
Biden takes one to the chin there.
Biden tries to land a front kick but Albatross steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Biden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Albatross.
Biden takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Albatross changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Biden misses the shot to the body.
Albatross cracks Biden with a right hand to the side of the head.
Biden walks into a left hand.
Biden moves out of range of the leg kick from Albatross.
Biden misses the jab.
Albatross was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Biden avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Biden gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Biden slips a jab from Albatross.
Albatross fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Biden looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Albatross scores with a sloppy right hand. Biden should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Albatross moves out of range of the strikes.
A clash of legs there as Biden blocks the low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross takes a swing at Biden's ribcage but misses.
Biden scores with a nice strike.
Albatross missing with a left hand there. Biden was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biden tries a low kick but Albatross avoids it.
Albatross appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Albatross looks to land a right hand but Biden moved out of range.
Albatross scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Albatross keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Biden throws a push kick but Albatross slaps the foot to one side.
A jab from Biden misses.
Biden misses with an uppercut. Albatross saw that one coming.
Albatross punishes Biden's body with a nice straight punch.

Biden pushes Albatross up against the cage in a clinch.

Albatross breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Albatross checks a leg kick.
Biden swings for the body but Albatross moves out of range.
Albatross missing with a left hand there. Biden was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice defenses there by Biden.
Biden steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biden misses with a hook to the body
and Albatross counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biden just misses with a punch to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Albatross had his way with Joe Biden in that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Albatross thows a left - swing and a miss!
Biden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Albatross was well out of range. Poor timing from Biden.
Biden on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Biden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Albatross feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Nice jab there from Albatross.
Biden avoids the body shot from Albatross.
Albatross tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biden was well out of range. Poor timing from Albatross.
Albatross fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Biden on the side of the head.
Albatross checks the leg kick.
Albatross digs a good hook to Biden's body.
Albatross's jab looks to have found its range, popping Biden under the eye.
Biden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Albatross blocks the body kick.
Albatross throwing a counter right hand but Biden manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Albatross steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Biden.
Biden on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Albatross defending well as Biden loads up on a big left hand.
Albatross missing with a left hand there. Biden was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biden looks to throw a body kick
and Albatross counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Biden thinking.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Biden tries to score with a low kick but Albatross moves his leg out of the way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Albatross displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biden throws out the jab.
Albatross scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Albatross thows a left - swing and a miss!
Biden misses with a wild body shot.
Biden takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Biden tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Albatross manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Biden cracks Albatross with an open hand slap.
A solid leg kick lands there for Albatross.
Albatross throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biden is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Albatross with a body shot.
Biden throws a nice outside leg kick.
Biden tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Biden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Albatross waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Biden.
Albatross throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Biden on the side of the head.
Jab from Albatross.
Biden throws a low kick but Albatross avoids it.
Albatross lands with a thumping leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Biden chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Albatross can pounce on him.
Joe Biden has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Albatross misses with a straight left.
Albatross throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Biden throws a lazy uppercut
and Albatross connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Albatross avoids the body shot from Biden.
Biden tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Albatross half committed to a counter leg kick.
Albatross throws a nice outside leg kick.
Albatross with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Biden tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Albatross throws a lazy right hand but Biden sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Albatross uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Biden.
Biden has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Albatross finds it's way round the side to connect with Biden's head.
Biden ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A jab lands there for Albatross.
Nice straight punches there by Albatross. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Albatross.
Albatross fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Albatross works the jab nicely.
Biden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Albatross.
Biden slips a straight right by Albatross.
Biden now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biden blocks a jab.
Albatross wants to land a leg kick but Biden is out of range.
Biden swings for the body but Albatross moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Albatross.
Biden throws a leg kick
enabling Albatross to counter with a crisp jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Albatross misses the target.
Biden shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Albatross steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Biden.
Albatross throws out a powerful jab.
Albatross throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biden sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Biden moves away from the strike by Albatross.
Biden displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Albatross throws out the jab.
Biden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Albatross throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little jabbing left from Biden on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Albatross looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Albatross cracks Biden with a good jab.
Albatross dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Biden. That did some damage!
Albatross with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Albatross throws a leg kick but Biden moved away.
Biden misses with a body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Biden throws a push kick but Albatross slaps the foot to one side.
Albatross connects with an inside leg kick.
Albatross swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Albatross pivots, looking for a leg kick but Biden is out of range and Albatross settles back down.
A big left from Albatross misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Albatross checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Biden wants to clinch up but Albatross keeps it at a distance.
Biden swings for the body but Albatross moves out of range.
Biden misses with a body shot.
Albatross scoring well with a low kick there.
Biden slips a straight right by Albatross.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Biden.
Biden looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Albatross connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheers as Albatross lands an impressive looking overhand right. Biden doesn't seem phased though.
Johnny Albatross is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Albatross manages to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Albatross on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biden misses with a body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny Albatross showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Albatross, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 50:45
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 50:45
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Albatross!
Johnny Albatross thanked the fans post fight for their support.