PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ameri Can (ranked 2670 p4p, 2137 weight class) and Louis C K (ranked 246 p4p, 197 weight class). Can comes to the cage accompanied by For Heavy Metal we will die!. C K has chosen Who let the dogs out as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Can
vs
C K

173 cm
44
151
26 - 21 - 1

183 cm
42
158
24 - 22 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Ameri Can!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Louis C K!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Can throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
C K wants to counter the offense by Can and move into the clinch position.
C K slips under a jab from Can.
C K looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Can is looking to chop away at C K's legs.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from C K! But no joy.
Can pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
C K looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Can missing with a left hand there. C K was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Can throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
C K swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Can swings widly with a right hand
and C K counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Can gets off balance looking for a body kick
and C K cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
C K moves out of range of the strikes.
C K swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Can throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Can throws an ugly left hook that misses
and C K connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
C K checks a leg kick.
Can throws an off balance right hand
enabling C K to counter with a crisp jab.
Can fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and C K has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Can swings widly with a right hand
and C K counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Can is rocked!
Can throws a predictable looking body shot
and C K counters with a huge right that knocks Can out cold! C K is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Louis C K!
Louis C K thanked the fans post fight for their support.