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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bertrand Holderbaum (ranked 3785 p4p, 3753 weight class) and Raw Heatmeat (ranked 416 p4p, 413 weight class). Heatmeat has chosen Shimmy Shimmy Ya by Ol' Dirty Bastard as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Bertrand Holderbaum has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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220 cm 25 220 1 - 0 - 0 |
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200 cm 25 255 1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt Decent boxing Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bertrand Holderbaum! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Raw Heatmeat! The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Holderbaum thows a body kick. Heatmeat tries to catch it but that hurt him. Some wild striking there from Holderbaum.
Holderbaum scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. Holderbaum really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Holderbaum scores with a shot to the body.
Heatmeat shoots in for a takedown but Holderbaum shows good takedown defense. Holderbaum cracks Heatmeat with a right hand to the side of the head.
It looks like Raw Heatmeat has been cut. Heatmeat gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily enabling Holderbaum to counter with a crisp jab. Holderbaum swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Holderbaum lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Holderbaum connects with the punch. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Holderbaum throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Heatmeat is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bertrand Holderbaum! A relieved looking Bertrand Holderbaum thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
93% |
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