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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Boy (ranked 1516 p4p, 3948 weight class) and Professor Dickweed (ranked 76 p4p, 146 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Professor Dickweed was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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265
14 - 4 - 0 |
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12 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Big Boy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shigeki Sano and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickweed moves away from the strike by Boy.
Boy looks to throw the jab but Dickweed is out of range.
Dickweed bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boy stuffs the takedown attempt from Dickweed. Dickweed gets slowly back to his feet.
Boy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dickweed under the eye.
Boy throws a right hand that misses
and Dickweed counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Dickweed is standing up over Boy. Boy looks to escape but Dickweed dives into side control.
Dickweed is working to tighten his grip on Boy's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Boy has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Dickweed is really squeezing tight and eventually Boy passes out! Dickweed breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Professor Dickweed!
Professor Dickweed is the new super heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Professor Dickweed thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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