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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Finnish Tax Payer (ranked 25 p4p, 76 weight class) and Violent Femme (ranked 3 p4p, 8 weight class). Tax Payer comes into the arena with Konala Cartelli - Mäkikotka blaring out of the sound system. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Finnish Tax Payer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Violent Femme!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tax Payer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Femme.
Tax Payer throwing a counter right hand but Femme manages to avoid it.
Good exchange - Femme coming out on top.
Tax Payer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tax Payer misses with the combination.
Femme connects with a body shot.
Tax Payer throws a head kick that misses.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Femme catches Tax Payer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Femme misses with a right hand
and Tax Payer counters with a good low kick that Femme was not able to check.
Violent Femme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tax Payer throws a looping overhand right but Femme ducks down to avoid it.
A big left from Tax Payer misses.
Femme looks to score with a jab to the body but Tax Payer is just out of range.
Tax Payer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Femme misses with an uppercut. Tax Payer saw that one coming.
Femme stuns Tax Payer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Tax Payer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Femme scores with a nice head shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme throws an overhand right that lands on Tax Payer's shoulder, as Tax Payer tries to avoid the shot.
Tax Payer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Femme connects with a jab.
Finnish Tax Payer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Femme throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Tax Payer to counter with a crisp jab.
Femme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tax Payer manages to avoid it.
Femme lands a nice looking body shot.
Femme lands a glancing blow to the side of Tax Payer's head.
Tax Payer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Tax Payer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nice defenses there by Tax Payer.
Femme jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Tax Payer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Femme cracks Tax Payer with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Both fighters circling a little - Tax Payer finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Femme dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Femme is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Tax Payer jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme missing with a left hand there. Tax Payer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tax Payer ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Nice defenses there by Tax Payer.
A little feinted left hand from Tax Payer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Tax Payer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Femme has time to react.
Tax Payer defending well as Femme loads up on a big left hand.
Femme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Femme connects with a looping right hand.
Femme throws an overhand right that lands on Tax Payer's shoulder, as Tax Payer tries to avoid the shot.
Femme throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tax Payer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tax Payer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tax Payer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Femme moves away.
Tax Payer throws a head kick that misses.
Tax Payer misses with the combination.
Femme misses with a right hand
letting Tax Payer counter with a right hand.
Femme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tax Payer throws out the jab.
Femme throws a hook but Tax Payer avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Tax Payer.
Femme cracks Tax Payer with an open hand slap.
The crowd cheers as Femme lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tax Payer doesn't seem phased though.
Femme jabs at Tax Payer's body.
Femme throws a lazy right hand but Tax Payer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A cross from Femme lands.
Femme is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Tax Payer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Femme looks to score with a jab to the body but Tax Payer is just out of range.
A swing and a miss from Femme.
Femme misses with a hook. Tax Payer ducked under it nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Tax Payer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Femme. Tax Payer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Femme jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tax Payer was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Femme scores with a nice strike.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Tax Payer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Tax Payer swings for the body but Femme moves out of range.
Femme misses with an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tax Payer ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
An attempted straight right counter from Tax Payer misses the target.
Femme fails with a takedown attempt.
Femme throws a jab when Tax Payer was well out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tax Payer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tax Payer misses with a straight left.
Femme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Femme on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Femme.
Femme missing with a left hand there. Tax Payer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Femme smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Femme throws a hook but Tax Payer blocks it.
Tax Payer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice uppercut lands for Femme. That snapped Tax Payer's head back.
Tax Payer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd cheers as Tax Payer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Femme doesn't seem phased though.
Femme lands with a good body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Violent Femme dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Femme waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tax Payer.
Femme bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tax Payer's head backwards.
Femme misses with a straight left.
Femme throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tax Payer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tax Payer on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Tax Payer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tax Payer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Femme throws out the jab.
Femme lands a jab to Tax Payer's midsection.
Femme misses with a looping right.
Femme throws a right hand that misses
and Tax Payer makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Femme connects with a single shot there.
Femme shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tax Payer won't allow Femme to pass to mount.
My spies in Black Eagle MMA inform me that Femme has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Tax Payer is trying to stand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme wants to free his trapped foot but Tax Payer is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Tax Payer has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Femme is on him like a limpet, forcing Tax Payer back against the cage.
Femme breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Femme's corner calls for a 1-2. Femme obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Femme connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Femme throws out a powerful jab.
Femme smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Femme misses with a wild body shot.
Tax Payer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Femme digs a good body shot into Tax Payer's ribs.
Tax Payer lands a really nice looking cross but Femme seems unphased.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd cheers as Tax Payer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Femme doesn't seem phased though.
Tax Payer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Femme lands with a cross.
Femme throws a big shot that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Femme misses with a hook.
An attempted straight right counter from Tax Payer misses the target.
Femme takes a swing at Tax Payer's ribcage but misses.
Femme fails with an attempt to clinch.
Femme ducks under a wild hook from Tax Payer.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tax Payer. Femme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tax Payer looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Femme scores with a body shot.
Femme misses with a wild body shot.
Tax Payer throws out a loose jab but Femme uses good head movement to avoid it.
Femme has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Femme misses with an uppercut. Tax Payer saw that one coming.
Tax Payer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Femme thows a left - swing and a miss!
Femme lands with a nice body punch.
Femme throws a poor cross that misses
and Tax Payer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Femme throws an overhand right that lands on Tax Payer's shoulder, as Tax Payer tries to avoid the shot.
A big right from Femme misses.
Tax Payer ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Tax Payer is looking to counter punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Femme lands with a cross.
Femme ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tax Payer defending well as Femme loads up on a big left hand.
Femme lands a glancing blow to the side of Tax Payer's head.
Femme uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tax Payer has time to react.
Tax Payer just misses with a punch to the body.
Tax Payer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tax Payer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Tax Payer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Femme.
Femme throws the left hand but Tax Payer avoids the punch easily.
Tax Payer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tax Payer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Femme swings widly with a right hand
letting Tax Payer counter with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tax Payer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tax Payer swinging wildly here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme jabs Tax Payer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Femme scores with a punch to the head.
Tax Payer gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Tax Payer manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Tax Payer has a couple of punches blocked by Femme.
Tax Payer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Femme working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tax Payer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Tax Payer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tax Payer manages to break the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Femme lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Femme is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tax Payer.
Femme throws a looping overhand right but Tax Payer ducks down to avoid it.
Tax Payer throws a quick counter head kick but Femme was just out of range.
Tax Payer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Violent Femme showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Tax Payer misses with a looping right.
Femme takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Femme uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Femme, as that shot connected.
Tax Payer defending well as Femme loads up on a big left hand.
It looked like Tax Payer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Femme.
Tax Payer misses with a low kick.
Femme with a jab.
Femme throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Tax Payer to counter with a crisp jab.
Femme throws a hook but Tax Payer avoids it easily.
Femme misses with a hook. Tax Payer ducked under it nicely.
Tax Payer ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Femme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tax Payer scores with a jab to the body.
Femme fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Femme throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tax Payer on the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Femme punishes Tax Payer's body with a nice straight punch.
Femme throws a jab when Tax Payer was well out of range.
Tax Payer moves forwards but Femme connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Femme darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fighters circling - Femme throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Femme lands with a cross.
Tax Payer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Tax Payer ducks under a wild hook from Femme.
Femme takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Tax Payer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Femme.
Femme digs a good hook to Tax Payer's body.
Violent Femme seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Femme missing with a left hand there. Tax Payer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Tax Payer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Femme lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Femme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Femme throws a looping overhand right but Tax Payer ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tax Payer is looking to chop away at Femme's legs.
A big left from Femme misses.
Tax Payer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tax Payer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Femme throws a jab but it's blocked by Tax Payer.
Sloppy strikes from Tax Payer. Those never looked like landing.
Femme scores with a body shot.
Femme connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Tax Payer's hands.
Tax Payer thuds a left hand into Femme's body.
Tax Payer throws a body punch but Femme moves out of range.
Femme tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tax Payer was well out of range. Poor timing from Femme.
Femme thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tax Payer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Femme throws out a loose jab but Tax Payer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tax Payer throws a leg kick which misses Femme's front leg but catches the back leg as Femme tries to avoid it.
Tax Payer defending well as Femme loads up on a big left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Femme misses with a hook.
Femme swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Femme scores with a sloppy right hand. Tax Payer should have avoided that one.
Tax Payer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Femme bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Femme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Femme fails with a takedown attempt.
Good work by Femme as he checks the leg kick.
Tax Payer is looking to chop away at Femme's legs.
Tax Payer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Femme sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A little jabbing left from Femme on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Tax Payer throws a good cross that connects.
Femme lands a nice hook to Tax Payer's body. Tax Payer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Femme blocks a low kick nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Femme dips to his left and cracks Tax Payer with an uppercut!
Femme throws a hook but Tax Payer avoids it easily.
Tax Payer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Tax Payer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Femme misses with a straight right.
Tax Payer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tax Payer throws a big shot that misses.
Tax Payer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Femme ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tax Payer takes a jab right on the kisser.
Tax Payer slips under a jab from Femme.
Femme misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tax Payer.
Tax Payer misses with a jab, cross combination.
A nice side step and Femme releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Tax Payer misses with a body kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Violent Femme really dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Femme throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tax Payer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Femme moves away.
Femme scores with a nice right hand.
Femme jabs Tax Payer right on the nose. Tax Payer blinks but takes it well.
A lazy left from Tax Payer finds it's target.
Nice defenses there by Tax Payer.
Tax Payer is looking to counter punch.
Femme connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Femme throws a jab but it's blocked by Tax Payer.
Tax Payer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tax Payer misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Femme connects with a body shot that sends Tax Payer's belly button to the back.
Femme misses with a hook. Tax Payer ducked under it nicely.
Femme thows a left - swing and a miss!
Femme misses with an uppercut. Tax Payer saw that one coming.
A little feinted left hand from Tax Payer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Tax Payer misses with an uppercut. Femme saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tax Payer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Femme.
Femme bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice body punch from Femme.
Femme misses with a right hand
and Tax Payer counters with a one-two to the body.
Femme is rocked!
Tax Payer looks to land a right hand but Femme moved out of range.
Femme misses with a hook.
An attempted straight right counter from Tax Payer misses the target.
Femme misses with a hook.
A slow jab from Tax Payer misses its intended target.
A jab from Femme misses.
Tax Payer blocks a jab.
Tax Payer scores with a sloppy right hand. Femme should have avoided that one.
Femme is still on wobbly legs! Can Tax Payer finish him?
Femme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Femme throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A shot to the liver by Femme. Beautiful body shot.
Tax Payer throws an overhand right that drops Femme like a sack of potatoes! Tax Payer dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Finnish Tax Payer!
Finnish Tax Payer retains his featherweight title!
A very excited looking Finnish Tax Payer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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