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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Stonk (ranked 286 p4p, 2346 weight class) and Bill Cosby (ranked 49 p4p, 376 weight class). Stinky Stonk is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinky Stonk!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bill Cosby!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Columbo Gatti and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cosby displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stonk throws out the jab.
Cosby moves out of range of the strikes.
Stonk steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cosby.
We've been informed that Cosby has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Stonk connects with a looping right hand.
It looks like Bill Cosby has been cut.
Stonk slips under a jab from Cosby.
Stonk changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cosby appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cosby ducks under a wild hook from Stonk.
Stonk swings widly with a right hand
and Cosby cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cosby avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cosby walks into a jab.
Cosby uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stonk.
Cosby uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stonk.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Stonk swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stonk cracks Cosby with a big right hand and Cosby goes down!
Cosby is rocked!
Cosby looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stonk looking to pass the guard.
Cosby is still in real trouble! Can Stonk finish him?
Stonk controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Stonk sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Cosby's guard.
Cosby tries to roll over but Stonk keeps him under control.
Cosby is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Stonk is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Cosby!
Stonk looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby seems to have recovered his senses.
Cosby prevents Stonk from taking his back.
Stonk content just to control the position here.
Cosby is squirming around, avoiding Stonk's attempts to control the action.
Stonk tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Stonk trying to control but Cosby is having none of it.
Stonk prevents Cosby from getting the reversal.
Stonk controlling the pace for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Stonk wants to control the pace but Cosby is squirming around nicely.
Stonk controlling the pace for now.
Cosby regains half guard.
Stonk is trying to control the action in half guard but Cosby is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Stonk prevents Cosby from improving his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stonk performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonk looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Cosby tries to get to full guard but Stonk has control of the leg.
Stonk wants to free his trapped foot but Cosby is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Stonk is working hard here to advance position.
Stonk trying to control the action but Cosby is working from the bottom.
Stonk with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Stonk is trying to control. Cosby wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Stonk controlling the action here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cosby wants to improve his position but Stonk is controlling well.
Stonk looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Cosby won't allow Stonk to pass to mount.
Stonk controlling the action here.
Stonk looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Stonk controlling the pace.
Stonk wants to free his trapped foot but Cosby is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Well, if Stonk is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Stonk dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bill Cosby's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
A telegraphed right hand from Stonk misses the target.
Stonk throws out a powerful jab.
Cosby blocks a jab.
Stonk is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cosby.
Stonk lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Stonk takes a jab right on the kisser.
A big right from Cosby misses.
Stonk looks to land a right hand but Cosby moved out of range.
Stonk bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Cosby! He dives into his guard looking to finish!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stonk's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Cosby looking for a sweep. Not yet Cosby, not yet.
Stonk seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Stonk continues to stall.
Further stalling from Stonk.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk wants to pass the guard but Cosby is keeping the position.
Cosby is breathing heavily.
Cosby tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Stonk stays in close to Cosby's body and controls the position.
Stonk trying to control the position from guard on top but Cosby is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stonk's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Stonk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cosby can do to turn this around?
Stonk trying to control but Cosby is working from the bottom.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Cosby throws a leg kick which misses Stonk's front leg but catches the back leg as Stonk tries to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cosby looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A big left from Cosby misses.
Stinky Stonk is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk throws an overhand right that lands on Cosby's shoulder, as Cosby tries to avoid the shot.
Cosby slips a jab from Stonk.
Stonk moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Cosby goes down! Can Stonk finish him!?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stonk trying to control but Cosby is working from the bottom.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Stonk is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Cosby is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Stonk is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Cosby bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cosby looks to land a right hand but Stonk moved out of range.
Cosby connects with a jab.
Cosby moves forwards but Stonk connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Stonk moves out of range as Cosby strikes.
Stonk loads up on a big right hand but Cosby slips the punch.
Cosby just misses with a punch to the body.
Stonk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A big right from Stonk misses.
Cosby is looking to slow Stonk down with leg kicks.
Cosby moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
Cosby slips under a jab.
Stonk throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Cosby to counter with a crisp jab.
Cosby throws the left hand but Stonk avoids the punch easily.
Stonk ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stonk missing with a left hand there. Cosby was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big right from Cosby misses.
Stonk attempts a counter takedown but Cosby avoids it well and moves away.
Stonk closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Cosby! Stonk dives in looking to finish! Cosby is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Stonk!
Stinky Stonk retains his light heavyweight title!
A victorious Stinky Stonk thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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