PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dave Mellencamp (ranked 25020 p4p, 2956 weight class) and MIchael Myers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dave Mellencamp is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Mellencamp
vs
Myers

195 cm
19
250
1 - 2 - 0

185 cm
25
265
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Dave Mellencamp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, MIchael Myers!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mellencamp scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A combination from Mellencamp does no damage.
Mellencamp with a nice cross.
A punch combination from Mellencamp misses.
Sloppy strikes from Mellencamp. Those never looked like landing.
A punch combination from Mellencamp misses.

Myers shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Mellencamp manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Myers slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Myers has hold of Mellencamp's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Mellencamp seems comfortable defending it but Myers has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Mellencamp is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Mellencamp is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Myers couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). MIchael Myers!