PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd (ranked 1128 p4p, 315 weight class) and Darstknasset Oystenteller (ranked 136 p4p, 48 weight class). Nerdspoof The 3rd's entrance music is Loser. A fine choice. Oystenteller has chosen "You're Having My Baby" by Paul Anka as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Nerdspoof The 3rd
vs
Oystenteller

182 cm
22
156
6 - 2 - 0

169 cm
29
162
17 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darstknasset Oystenteller!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Fedor Mirinova and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nerdspoof The 3rd connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Oystenteller shoots in but Nerdspoof The 3rd avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking to counter punch.
Oystenteller shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands with a good body shot.
Oystenteller tries to clinch but Nerdspoof The 3rd is having none of it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nerdspoof The 3rd counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nerdspoof The 3rd lands with an uppercut that bounces Oystenteller off the cage and back into range.

Oystenteller shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Nerdspoof The 3rd's guard.
Nerdspoof The 3rd pulls Oystenteller in close to his closed guard and prevents Oystenteller from doing any damage or advancing position.

Nerdspoof The 3rd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to keep a closed guard but Oystenteller is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oystenteller wants to control from the top but Nerdspoof The 3rd keeps moving.
Oystenteller sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Nerdspoof The 3rd keeping moving, preventing Oystenteller from controlling successfully.
Oystenteller wants to pass the guard but Nerdspoof The 3rd is keeping the position.
Oystenteller trying to control the position from guard on top but Nerdspoof The 3rd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has control of Oystenteller's left arm, preventing Oystenteller from doing any damage.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
We've been informed that Oystenteller has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Nerdspoof The 3rd misses with a takedown attempt - Oystenteller sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has his takedown stuffed
and Oystenteller counters with a right hand to the body.

Oystenteller closes the distance and pushes Nerdspoof The 3rd back into the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Nerdspoof The 3rd.
Oystenteller blocking some punches.
Oystenteller blocks an uppercut.

Nerdspoof The 3rd breaks the clinch.
Oystenteller scores with a kick to the body.
Oystenteller lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Oystenteller lands a nice hook to Nerdspoof The 3rd's body. Nerdspoof The 3rd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Oystenteller with that takedown attempt.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a jab to the head.
Oystenteller throws a chopping leg kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a jab.
Nerdspoof The 3rd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Oystenteller moves away.
Oystenteller misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Nerdspoof The 3rd looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Darstknasset Oystenteller.
A bone on bone clash there as Nerdspoof The 3rd blocks the leg kick.
Oystenteller with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Nerdspoof The 3rd to score with a decent uppercut.
Oystenteller tries to clinch but Nerdspoof The 3rd is having none of it.
Good exchange - Nerdspoof The 3rd coming out on top.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has a takedown stuffed.
Nerdspoof The 3rd jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nerdspoof The 3rd stuffs the takedown.
As Oystenteller looks to move away, Nerdspoof The 3rd throws a big counter combo but Oystenteller just gets out of the way.
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a sloppy right hand. Oystenteller should have avoided that one.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a nice head shot.
A big left from Nerdspoof The 3rd misses.
Oystenteller with the inside leg kick.
Oystenteller tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nerdspoof The 3rd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Oystenteller ducks right into an uppercut from Nerdspoof The 3rd.

Nerdspoof The 3rd closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking for a kimura here.
Oystenteller is pressing down on Nerdspoof The 3rd's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Oystenteller throws a solid leg kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Oystenteller.
Oystenteller tries to work over Nerdspoof The 3rd's front leg with a kick but Nerdspoof The 3rd checks it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd cracks Oystenteller with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice uppercut lands for Nerdspoof The 3rd. That snapped Oystenteller's head back.
Oystenteller tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Oystenteller lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Oystenteller can do to turn this around?
Nerdspoof The 3rd scores with a jab to the body.
Oystenteller misses with a body shot.

Nerdspoof The 3rd looking to score a takedown here. Oystenteller is defending well but Nerdspoof The 3rd drives through and ends up in Oystenteller's guard.

Nerdspoof The 3rd drops back, looking for a kneebar! Oystenteller looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Oystenteller looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Oystenteller!

The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking to advance position but Oystenteller won't allow it.
Nerdspoof The 3rd works his way into full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oystenteller working to try and regain half guard.
Nerdspoof The 3rd tries to control but Oystenteller wriggling away.
Oystenteller manages to regain half guard. Good work.

Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to work for a kimura but Oystenteller is defending well.
Oystenteller is not content to let Nerdspoof The 3rd control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Oystenteller is trying to get back to full guard.

Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Oystenteller doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Nerdspoof The 3rd.

Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Oystenteller has managed to free his arm - good work.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is looking to take a break and control but Oystenteller is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oystenteller moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Nerdspoof The 3rd postures up.

Oystenteller working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Nerdspoof The 3rd doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Nerdspoof The 3rd manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Nerdspoof The 3rd will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Nerdspoof The 3rd passes into half guard.
Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Oystenteller is trying to get back to full guard.

Oystenteller looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to control the action but Oystenteller is working from the bottom.
Nerdspoof The 3rd has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nerdspoof The 3rd controlling the pace for now.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Nerdspoof The 3rd dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Oystenteller scores with a takedown into Nerdspoof The 3rd's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Nerdspoof The 3rd is on top in guard.

Nerdspoof The 3rd drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Nerdspoof The 3rd jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Oystenteller controls Nerdspoof The 3rd momentarily but Nerdspoof The 3rd frees himself.

Nerdspoof The 3rd drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Nerdspoof The 3rd jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nerdspoof The 3rd looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Oystenteller is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Oystenteller is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Nerdspoof The 3rd pushing down on Oystenteller's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Oystenteller is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nerdspoof The 3rd looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to control from Oystenteller's half guard. Oystenteller has other ideas though and has regained full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Nerdspoof The 3rd slips nicely into half guard.
Nerdspoof The 3rd trying to control the pace.

Nerdspoof The 3rd is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Oystenteller sees it coming and defends easily.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is trying to control the action in half guard but Oystenteller is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nerdspoof The 3rd wants to free his trapped foot but Oystenteller is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Nerdspoof The 3rd is thwarting Oystenteller's attempts to control the position.

Oystenteller is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Nerdspoof The 3rd is tapping! Great win for Oystenteller!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Darstknasset Oystenteller!
An out of breath Darstknasset Oystenteller thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.