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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Boris Yeltsin Jr (ranked 2000 p4p, 2505 weight class) and Snappy Whiplash (ranked 152 p4p, 180 weight class). Whiplash has chosen Rapt (TRZTN Remix) - Karen O as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boris Yeltsin Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 19 - 3, fighting out of Tokyo, Snappy Whiplash!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Percy O'Donnell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yeltsin Jr misses with a lunging right hand
and Whiplash counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Whiplash jabs Yeltsin Jr to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Whiplash. Yeltsin Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Whiplash missing with a left hand there. Yeltsin Jr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Whiplash throws out a leg kick but Yeltsin Jr moves out of range and Whiplash only half commits.
Yeltsin Jr clobbers Whiplash with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Whiplash misses with an uppercut.
Whiplash throws an off balance right hand
and Yeltsin Jr counters with a left and a right that stings Whiplash.
Yeltsin Jr displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Whiplash throws out the jab.
Yeltsin Jr misses with a hook. Whiplash ducked under it nicely.
Yeltsin Jr on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Whiplash. Whiplash obviously looking to wear him down.
Whiplash misses with a straight right.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whiplash fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Whiplash avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yeltsin Jr listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Donk. Yeltsin Jr catches Whiplash right on the button with a cross.
Whiplash lands an overhand right.
Whiplash has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Yeltsin Jr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Yeltsin Jr displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Whiplash throws out the jab.
Yeltsin Jr connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Yeltsin Jr coming out on top.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Yeltsin Jr ducks under a wild hook from Whiplash.
Yeltsin Jr closes the distance and clinches.
Yeltsin Jr tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yeltsin Jr working aggressively here.
Yeltsin Jr displaying some good clinch control by pressing Whiplash up against the cage.
Whiplash misses with a short punch on the inside.
Whiplash has a couple of punches blocked by Yeltsin Jr.
A head punch on the inside from Whiplash fails to land.
Yeltsin Jr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Yeltsin Jr lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The referee calls for Whiplash to work.
Yeltsin Jr blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whiplash's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Whiplash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yeltsin Jr has Whiplash pressed against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Yeltsin Jr slowing the pace effectively.
Yeltsin Jr blocking some punches.
Whiplash tries to throw a body punch but Yeltsin Jr avoids it by throwing Whiplash back against the cage.
Yeltsin Jr lands with a light punch inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Whiplash lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Yeltsin Jr taking a breather.
Whiplash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yeltsin Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whiplash tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Yeltsin Jr's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Whiplash.
Whiplash lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Yeltsin Jr or not.
Yeltsin Jr is struggling to control the position.
Whiplash blocking some punches.
Yeltsin Jr lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Yeltsin Jr effectively controlling the action here.
Whiplash being controlled against the cage.
Yeltsin Jr blocking some punches.
Yeltsin Jr scores with a nice hook to the head.
Whiplash has a couple of punches blocked by Yeltsin Jr.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whiplash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Whiplash lands a left hand.
Whiplash tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A shot in the inside from Whiplash.
Yeltsin Jr's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Yeltsin Jr pressing his opponent against the cage.
Yeltsin Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Yeltsin Jr - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A short right from Yeltsin Jr.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yeltsin Jr.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Boris Yeltsin Jr dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Yeltsin Jr wants to land a leg kick but Whiplash is out of range.
Yeltsin Jr misses with an attempted mid kick.
Whiplash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yeltsin Jr fires out a quick counter leg kick but Whiplash just manages to avoid it.
Yeltsin Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
Whiplash throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Yeltsin Jr misses with a low kick.
Yeltsin Jr misses with a head kick.
Whiplash tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yeltsin Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Whiplash.
Yeltsin Jr misses with a straight right.
Whiplash let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Yeltsin Jr uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Whiplash.
A big right from Yeltsin Jr misses.
Boris Yeltsin Jr is winning the standup battle so far.
Yeltsin Jr tries to clinch there but Whiplash circles away.
Yeltsin Jr throws a hook but Whiplash avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whiplash lands an overhand right.
Whiplash takes one on the button.
Whiplash jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A nice leg kick lands there from Yeltsin Jr.
A lazy left from Whiplash finds it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Yeltsin Jr lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Whiplash has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Whiplash and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jab, jab by Yeltsin Jr - just one landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A left and a right from Yeltsin Jr both land. Nice combination.
Yeltsin Jr avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Whiplash defending well as Yeltsin Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Whiplash throws out a counter right but Yeltsin Jr avoids it with no problem.
Yeltsin Jr lands a jab to Whiplash's midsection.
Yeltsin Jr is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Whiplash can do to turn this around?
Yeltsin Jr lands a glancing blow to the side of Whiplash's head.
Whiplash takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Yeltsin Jr scores with a sloppy right hand. Whiplash should have avoided that one.
Yeltsin Jr moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Yeltsin Jr uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Whiplash.
A solid leg kick lands there for Yeltsin Jr.
Whiplash is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slow jab from Yeltsin Jr misses its intended target.
Yeltsin Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Whiplash looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Whiplash misses with a kick to the body.
Whiplash misses the jab.
Whiplash swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yeltsin Jr tries to clinch up.
A slow jab from Yeltsin Jr misses its intended target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yeltsin Jr tries a head kick but it misses.
Yeltsin Jr with a jab.
A jab lands there for Yeltsin Jr.
Whiplash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yeltsin Jr moves away.
Yeltsin Jr defending well as Whiplash loads up on a big left hand.
Yeltsin Jr tried to counter with a leg kick but Whiplash avoided it.
Whiplash looks to land a body kick but Yeltsin Jr moved away.
Yeltsin Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Whiplash.
The fighters circling - Whiplash throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Whiplash lands a leg kick that knocks Yeltsin Jr off balance momentarily.
Whiplash ducks under a wild hook from Yeltsin Jr.
A countering left hand to the body from Whiplash misses.
Yeltsin Jr on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Whiplash. Whiplash obviously looking to wear him down.
Whiplash buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yeltsin Jr misses with the combination.
Yeltsin Jr defending well as Whiplash loads up on a big left hand.
Yeltsin Jr swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Whiplash misses with a looping left.
Whiplash scores with a body shot.
Yeltsin Jr blocks a leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Yeltsin Jr misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whiplash throws an overhand right that lands on Yeltsin Jr's shoulder, as Yeltsin Jr tries to avoid the shot.
Whiplash chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Yeltsin Jr can pounce on him.
Yeltsin Jr lands a nice leg kick that just misses Whiplash's sensitive parts.
Whiplash bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Whiplash throws a lazy right hand but Yeltsin Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Whiplash misses with a low kick.
Yeltsin Jr bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Whiplash's head.
Whiplash avoids a punch combination nicely.
Whiplash ducks under a wild hook from Yeltsin Jr.
Donk. Whiplash catches Yeltsin Jr right on the button with a cross.
Whiplash throws a jab when Yeltsin Jr was well out of range.
Yeltsin Jr is looking to counter punch.
Yeltsin Jr uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Whiplash.
Whiplash missing with a left hand there. Yeltsin Jr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Whiplash staying out of range there.
Yeltsin Jr slips under a jab.
Whiplash jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Whiplash takes a swing at Yeltsin Jr's ribcage but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Yeltsin Jr misses.
Whiplash blocks a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good exchange - Whiplash coming out on top.
Yeltsin Jr misses with a body kick.
Whiplash fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yeltsin Jr manages to avoid it.
Yeltsin Jr slips under a jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Yeltsin Jr misses the target.
Yeltsin Jr looks to throw the jab but Whiplash is out of range.
Whiplash misses with a low kick as Yeltsin Jr jumps back.
Whiplash getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Whiplash misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yeltsin Jr.
Boris Yeltsin Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yeltsin Jr moves into range and connects with a jab.
Yeltsin Jr connects with a single shot there.
Whiplash misses with an uppercut.
Yeltsin Jr loads up on a big right hand but Whiplash slips the punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Yeltsin Jr crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Whiplash - the referee stops the clock and Yeltsin Jr gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Whiplash. Yeltsin Jr manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Whiplash thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yeltsin Jr gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Whiplash.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Boris Yeltsin Jr will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Yeltsin Jr misses with a straight left.
Yeltsin Jr misses with a hook
and Whiplash counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Yeltsin Jr misses with a looping right.
Whiplash steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Yeltsin Jr slips a jab from Whiplash.
Yeltsin Jr feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Whiplash connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Yeltsin Jr thuds his right hand into Whiplash's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Whiplash throws a shot from downtown. Yeltsin Jr moves away and avoids it.
Whiplash bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Yeltsin Jr's head backwards.
Yeltsin Jr is rocked!
Yeltsin Jr staying out of range there.
Oh Yeltsin Jr is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Whiplash throws a body punch but Yeltsin Jr moves out of range.
Whiplash uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Yeltsin Jr has time to react.
Decent striking displayed by Yeltsin Jr there.
Snappy Whiplash has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Whiplash throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Whiplash shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Whiplash throws a chopping leg kick but Yeltsin Jr manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Whiplash throws out a leg kick but Yeltsin Jr moves out of range and Whiplash only half commits.
and Whiplash counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Yeltsin Jr! He's just covering up as Whiplash starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snappy Whiplash!
Our winner, Snappy Whiplash, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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