PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Isaac Newton (ranked 1542 p4p, 1367 weight class) and Tauski Mountain (ranked 78 p4p, 88 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tauski Mountain was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Newton
vs
Mountain

189 cm
34
238
18 - 7 - 0

175 cm
36
295
18 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Isaac Newton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tauski Mountain!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Damien Edna and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Newton misses with a head kick.
Newton throws a sloppy head kick and Mountain moves out of range easily.
A head kick by Newton misses
and Mountain counters with a stiff right hand.
A head kick by Newton misses
and Mountain counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mountain scores with a leg kick.
Newton staying out of range there.
Newton lands with an overhand left.
Mountain will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Newton tries to clinch up but Mountain circles away and keeps his distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Newton connects with a jab.
Newton throws a head kick that Mountain semi-blocks.
Newton has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rabid Dog in the buildup to the fight.
A shot to the body from Newton misses
and Mountain counters with a good low kick that Newton was not able to check.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Newton throws a hook but Mountain blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Newton lands a nice looking body shot.
Newton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mountain raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Newton looks to clinch
enabling Mountain to counter with a crisp jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Newton looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Newton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mountain lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Mountain misses with a jab, cross combination.
Newton throws the left hand but Mountain avoids the punch easily.
It seemed like Mountain was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Newton takes a swing at Mountain's ribcage but misses.
Newton throws a right and a left that Mountain avoids nicely.
Isaac Newton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Newton tries to clinch up
and Mountain counters with a series of strikes. Newton will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Newton misses with a left hand
and Mountain counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Newton throws a head kick that misses.
Newton throws a hook to the side of Mountain's head but Mountain sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Newton waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mountain.
Mountain connects with the punch.
Newton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Newton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mountain throws an overhand right that lands on Newton's shoulder, as Newton tries to avoid the shot.
Mountain swats away the attempt to clinch by Newton.
Mountain gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Newton rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mountain counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Newton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mountain replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Newton blocks it well.
Mountain throws a looping overhand right but Newton ducks down to avoid it.
Newton throws a lazy head kick
and Mountain counters with a good low kick that Newton was not able to check.
Newton tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mountain swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A cross from Mountain lands.

It looks like Isaac Newton has been cut.
Newton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mountain swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Newton connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Newton falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mountain counters with a nice body kick.
Newton is breathing heavily.
Mountain tries to bum rush Newton with a series of wild strikes but Newton uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Newton scores with a hook.
Newton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mountain follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Newton throws a sloppy body shot
and Mountain counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Newton is looking to clinch.
A punch combination from Mountain misses.
Newton throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mountain swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

Newton forces Mountain back against the cage and clinches.

Mountain breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Newton swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Newton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Newton throws a shot from downtown. Mountain moves away and avoids it.
Newton throws a head kick that misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Newton, as that shot connected.
Newton connects with a body shot.
Newton doesn't manage to clinch there - Mountain circles away.
Mountain throws out a counter right but Newton avoids it with no problem.
Newton misses with an uppercut
and Mountain counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tauski Mountain dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Isaac Newton's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Newton tries to clinch
and Newton takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mountain has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Newton tries to clinch up.
Newton misses with a looping left.
Newton connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Mountain momentarily.
Newton lands a jab to the head.
Newton throws a series of punches but Mountain avoids them all with ease.
Newton throws a right hand that misses
and Newton takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mountain connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Mountain stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Newton wants to clinch up but Mountain keeps it at a distance.
Mountain looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mountain misses with a few strikes there.
Mountain blocks a jab.
Newton misses with a combination
and Newton takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mountain circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mountain swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mountain waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Newton.
Newton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mountain keeps the fight on the outside.
Mountain is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Newton fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Newton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mountain paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mountain looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Newton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mountain moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
No joy there for Mountain, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mountain darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Newton throws a head kick but Mountain moves out of range.
Newton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mountain doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Mountain connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Newton misses

and Mountain counters with a crisp one two that drops Newton! Mountain thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Newton to his feet! Newton is in big trouble!

Newton is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mountain ducks under a wild hook from Newton.
Mountain looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Oh Newton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Newton throws a head kick but Mountain moves out of range.
Newton seems to have got his legs back now.
Newton throws a body punch but Mountain moves out of range.

Newton gets a clinch.
Newton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Newton misses with a body punch.

Mountain breaks the clinch.
Mountain tries to bum rush Newton with a series of wild strikes but Newton uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Newton went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Newton is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mountain throws out a counter right but Newton avoids it with no problem.
Newton throws a sloppy head kick
and Mountain counters with a good low kick that Newton was not able to check.
Newton swings widly with a right hand

and Mountain counters with a nice right hand that sends Newton toppling to the canvas! Newton scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Mountain finish him?!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Newton throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Newton lands a jab to Mountain's midsection.
Newton staying out of range there.
Newton walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Newton throws a head kick but Mountain moves out of range.
Newton throws a body punch but Mountain moves out of range.
Newton wants to clinch.
Mountain avoids the head kick by Newton.
Mountain showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Newton.
Mountain looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Newton fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mountain doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Newton throws a poor cross that misses
and Mountain counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Newton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mountain throws out a counter right but Newton avoids it with no problem.
Mountain and Newton are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Mountain throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Newton into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Mountain knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tauski Mountain!
An out of breath and clearly excited Tauski Mountain thanked NARCOS for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).