PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Osama Bin Laden (ranked 4906 p4p, 5834 weight class) and Rony Shields (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bin Laden kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is TRIPLE V - СВИНЯ. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bin Laden
vs
Shields

198 cm
19
165
1 - 1 - 0

180 cm
20
155
1 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Osama Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rony Shields!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Franklyn Lucas and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bin Laden loads up on a big right hand but Shields slips the punch.
Shields throws a combination that misses

and Bin Laden counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

Shields manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Bin Laden keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Bin Laden lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shields lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shields is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Bin Laden lands an elbow inside that Shields shrugs off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shields wants to take the fight to the mat but Bin Laden manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Shields is working for takedown but Bin Laden is calmly controlling the position for now.
Osama Bin Laden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rony Shields.
Shields has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Bin Laden avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Bin Laden really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bin Laden stalls.
Bin Laden is leaning against Shields and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Shields wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bin Laden works on Shields's body with a couple of short punches.
Shields tries to pull guard but Bin Laden won't allow it.
Shields looks winded!
Shields tries for a takedown but Bin Laden manages to get underhooks.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Shields.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shields has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Bin Laden avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Shields drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bin Laden pulls his leg out and moves away.
Shields slips a straight right by Bin Laden.

Bin Laden moves into the clinch.
Shields blocks an elbow strike.
Bin Laden content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bin Laden tries a body shot but Shields blocks it.
Bin Laden lands a left hand that snaps the head of Shields backwards.
Bin Laden throws an elbow that misses.
Shields avoids a wild elbow strike from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bin Laden pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Bin Laden pushes Shields back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shields is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bin Laden goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bin Laden pushes Shields back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Shields is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Shields avoids a wild elbow strike from Bin Laden.
Shields changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bin Laden fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Bin Laden drives through and clinches with Shields against the cage.
Bin Laden misses with an elbow over the top.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bin Laden just misses with a elbow thrown towards Shields's brow.
Shields fails to pull guard.
Bin Laden presses Shields against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bin Laden lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Rony Shields has been cut.
Nice body punch from Bin Laden.
Stalling in the clinch from Bin Laden.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden stalls.
Shields avoids the elbow strike from Bin Laden, against the cage.
Shields takes a shot to the head.
Bin Laden taking a breather.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bin Laden pushes off an throws an elbow but Shields leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bin Laden creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Shields's defenses.
Bin Laden scores with a hook to the body.
Shields dodges an elbow strike from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden lands an elbow that stopped Shields in his tracks for a moment.
Shields blocks an elbow strike.
Bin Laden lands a body shot.
Bin Laden digs a right hand underneath Shields's ribcage. Shields let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short body shot lands from Bin Laden as the two fighters clinch.
Shields dodges an elbow strike from Bin Laden.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shields takes an elbow to the forehead.
Shields blocks an elbow strike from Bin Laden.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bin Laden doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Shields misses with the head strike.
Bin Laden slows down the pace here.
Bin Laden throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Bin Laden.
Shields avoids a wild elbow strike from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden is pushing Shields up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bin Laden lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bin Laden struggles to land a body shot inside as Shields controls his hands.
Bin Laden is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bin Laden tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Osama Bin Laden dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rony Shields's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bin Laden forces Shields back against the cage and clinches.
Shields tries to pull guard but Bin Laden won't allow it.
Shields drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Bin Laden gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Bin Laden struggles to land a body shot inside as Shields controls his hands.
Shields has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bin Laden after a bit of a struggle.
Osama Bin Laden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rony Shields.
Shields swings wildly with an uppercut but Bin Laden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bin Laden stops a takedown attempt from Shields.
Shields is trying to pull guard but Bin Laden turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Shields is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Bin Laden pulls him back up using the underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bin Laden throws an elbow that misses.
Shields blocks an elbow strike from Bin Laden.
Shields is breathing heavily.
Bin Laden tries to throw a body punch but Shields avoids it by throwing Bin Laden back against the cage.
Bin Laden looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bin Laden lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Bin Laden.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bin Laden is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shields can do to turn this around?
Bin Laden gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Shields.
A left hand lands to the body for Bin Laden.
Bin Laden stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Bin Laden just misses with a elbow thrown towards Shields's brow.
Bin Laden digs a right hand into Shields's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shields's gas tank.
Bin Laden lands a body shot.
Bin Laden lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shields.
Shields avoids the elbow strike from Bin Laden, against the cage.
Bin Laden lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shields.
Bin Laden lands an elbow inside that Shields shrugs off.
A left hand lands to the body for Bin Laden.
Bin Laden comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nice elbow from Bin Laden.
A short right from Bin Laden.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden lands a damaging elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bin Laden lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Bin Laden lands a left hand.
Bin Laden stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Shields's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shields drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bin Laden pulls his leg out and moves away.

Bin Laden fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Shields, pushing him back against the cage.
Bin Laden lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bin Laden looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bin Laden cracks Shields with a nice body shot.
Shields blocks the elbow strike.
Bin Laden gets through Shields's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Bin Laden.
Stalling in the clinch from Bin Laden.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden scores with a shot to the side of Shields's head.
Bin Laden misses with a punch to the body.
Shields prevents a body shot from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden cracks Shields with a nice body shot.
Shields avoids the elbow strike from Bin Laden, against the cage.
Bin Laden stalling.
Bin Laden lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bin Laden lands an elbow inside that Shields shrugs off.
Bin Laden looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bin Laden misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bin Laden is pressed up against the cage. Shields has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bin Laden down to the mat. Bin Laden avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bin Laden uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Shields is rocked!
Osama Bin Laden is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bin Laden cracks Shields with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Shields tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Bin Laden pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Shields is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Osama Bin Laden!