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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jack Spratt (ranked 329 p4p, 886 weight class) and Slimed Undies (ranked 45 p4p, 112 weight class). Spratt comes to the cage accompanied by Fit But You Know It. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Spratt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slimed Undies!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Spratt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Spratt misses the shot to the body.
Undies tests Spratt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It looks like Jack Spratt has been cut.
Undies misses with a hook. Spratt ducked under it nicely.
Undies gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Spratt tries to bum rush Undies with a series of wild strikes but Undies uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Spratt swings away with a body shot that misses
and Undies counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Spratt just misses with a punch to the body.
Spratt misses with a low kick.
Undies swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spratt walks into a straight right hand from Undies.
Some bone on bone action there as Undies checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
It seemed like Undies was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Undies checks a leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Spratt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Undies doesn't seem phased though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Undies tests Spratt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spratt misses with an uppercut.
Spratt throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Spratt throws a leg kick
and Undies cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Undies lands a really nice looking cross but Spratt seems unphased.
A jab from Spratt misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spratt. Undies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Undies gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Spratt misses with a straight left.
Spratt connects with a body shot that sends Undies's belly button to the back.
Spratt throws a leg kick but Undies sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Undies slips under a jab.
Spratt throws a body shot but no joy.
Spratt throws a quick inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spratt throws out a leg kick but Undies moves out of range and Spratt only half commits.
Undies moves out of range of the strikes.
Undies raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Spratt throws a hook to the side of Undies's head but Undies sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spratt misses with a left hand
and Spratt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spratt misses with a low kick.
Undies looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Undies fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Spratt looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Undies moves away from the strike by Spratt.
Undies moves out of range of the strikes.
Despite the aggression on Undies's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Spratt lands a nice leg kick that just misses Undies's sensitive parts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spratt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Spratt throws a low kick but Undies moves out of range easily.
Spratt displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Undies throws out the jab.
Undies throws a nice outside leg kick.
Undies throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spratt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Undies.
Spratt swings away with a body shot that misses
and Undies counters with a nice uppercut.
Spratt takes one to the chin there.
Spratt is looking to land body kicks.
Spratt misses with a straight left.
Spratt throws a looping overhand right but Undies ducks down to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spratt tries to land a leg kick but Undies saw it coming and moves away.
Some bone on bone action there as Undies checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Undies lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spratt circles away quickly and effectively.
Spratt lands with an uppercut that bounces Undies off the cage and back into range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Undies swings widly with a right hand
and Spratt counters with a straight right hand.
A jab from Spratt misses.
Undies looks for the body kick but Spratt saw that one coming.
Spratt throws a big shot that misses.
Undies has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Jack Spratt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Undies lands with a shot to the body.
Spratt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spratt misses with a body punch
and Undies counters with a right hand to the body.
Spratt misses with a low kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jack Spratt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jack Spratt's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Undies uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spratt.
Undies throws out a counter right but Spratt avoids it with no problem.
Undies jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spratt is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Undies might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Spratt connects with a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spratt lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Undies has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Undies and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Undies! But no joy.
Spratt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spratt tries to work over Undies's front leg with a kick but Undies checks it.
A little jabbing left from Undies on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Undies uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spratt.
Undies swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spratt throws a solid leg kick but Undies takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Spratt.
Undies doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Jack Spratt is winning the standup battle so far.
Spratt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Undies sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spratt rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Undies counters with a nice uppercut.
Spratt turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Undies cracks a nice hook into Spratt's ribs.
A jab from Undies misses.
Spratt throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Undies checks a low kick from Spratt.
Undies swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Spratt throws a quick inside leg kick.
Undies avoids the body shot from Spratt.
A countering left hand to the body from Undies misses.
Spratt throws a hook but Undies blocks it.
Spratt throws a right hand that misses
and Undies counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A left lands for Undies.
Spratt will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
It seemed like Undies was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Spratt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Undies throws a lazy right hand but Spratt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Good work by Undies as he checks the leg kick.
Spratt lunges at Undies with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Undies's hand.
Undies scores with the left hand. Spratt knows he should have avoided that one.
Undies blocks a low kick nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Undies slips under a jab from Spratt.
Spratt looks for the body kick but Undies saw that one coming.
Spratt throws a lazy uppercut
and Undies counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spratt, as that shot connected.
Undies cracks Spratt with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Undies has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Spratt to stand back up!
Spratt is rocked!
Spratt scores with a leg kick.
Oh Spratt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Undies checks a low kick from Spratt.
Spratt seems to have got his legs back now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spratt scores with a spinning back kick!
Spratt avoids the body shot from Undies.
Spratt darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Undies throws a looping overhand right but Spratt ducks down to avoid it.
It looked like Spratt was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Spratt thows a leg kick but Undies checks it
and Undies counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Spratt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Undies avoids the body shot from Spratt.
Spratt misses with a head kick.
Undies tries a quick counter leg kick but Spratt is wise to it.
Spratt lands with a nice body punch.
Undies dips to his left and cracks Spratt with an uppercut!
Undies cracks Spratt with an open hand slap.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Undies moves out of range of the body kick.
Spratt misses with the body kick
and Undies counters with a nice right hand that sends Spratt toppling to the canvas! Spratt scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Undies finish him?!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Undies moves out of range of the strikes.
Undies looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Undies drops Spratt with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Spratt looks back up at him and smiles so Undies waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Spratt misses with a double jab
and Undies counters with a right hand to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Undies cracks Spratt with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Spratt falls to his knees and Undies doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slimed Undies!
Slimed Undies decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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