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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tim Bits (ranked 575 p4p, 914 weight class) and The Ole Dick Twist (ranked 84 p4p, 133 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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180 cm 24 173 6 - 3 - 0 |
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184 cm 24 170 8 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling World class boxer Granite chin |
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Excellent grappler Counter fighter Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tim Bits! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, The Ole Dick Twist! The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Ackerman and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bits slips under a jab. We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Dick Twist has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat. Dick Twist looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bits is fending him off so far but Dick Twist persists. Nope, Bits circles away and we're back to standing. Dick Twist looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. Bits scores with a jab. Dick Twist acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Dick Twist fails with a takedown attempt. Tim Bits has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Ole Dick Twist. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bits misses with a right hand so Dick Twist counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. Dick Twist looking to sit in guard and control but Bits gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Dick Twist is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bits stands and steps away. Dick Twist gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. Bits checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Bits throws a low kick, looking for Dick Twist's leg but Dick Twist calmly moves out of range. Bits is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dick Twist. Bits punishes Dick Twist's body with a nice straight punch. Bits lands with a straight right. Dick Twist didn't see that one coming. Bits tests Dick Twist's chin there with a solid looking shot. Bits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Dick Twist staying out of range there. And Dick Twist tries to counter it with a takedown but Bits pushes his down on his head and steps out. Bits misses with a body shot.
Dick Twist tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Bits tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Bits throwing a counter right hand but Dick Twist manages to avoid it. Bits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dick Twist manages to avoid it. Bits looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Dick Twist fails with the takedown. Bits misses with a straight left. Dick Twist steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bits. Bits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dick Twist changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Dick Twist misses with a takedown attempt - Bits sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bits as he avoids it easily. Bits lands a right hook to the body.
Dick Twist takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dick Twist misses with a takedown attempt - Bits sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Dick Twist throws a series of punches but Bits avoids them all with ease. Bits swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Dick Twist looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bits is fending him off so far but Dick Twist persists. Nope, Bits circles away and we're back to standing.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Dick Twist on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Tim Bits is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Bits swings away with a leg kick that misses. Dick Twist looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Bits! Bits explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there! This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bits is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dick Twist. Dick Twist walks into a straight right hand from Bits. Dick Twist shoots in for a double leg but Bits sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. Bits connects with a right hand. Dick Twist shakes it off.
Dick Twist is rocked! Bits scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Dick Twist is still on wobbly legs! Can Bits finish him? Bits ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Dick Twist's jaw. Dick Twist's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Bits does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tim Bits! Tim Bits decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
45% |
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